Arrogant Bandits. ;)

[Laryngitis]

Where's the option for, "All of the above, to start with..."???

[OfMythicRelations]

I torture them a bit use the cast fear on them, then I would hunt them down and kill them. I would revive them after then kill them again just so I can turn their bodies to ash (and sometimes I'll teabag their ashes if they made a racist comment at my Argonian).

[Nocturnal]

Either zapping them to death or cleave all their heads off the bone...I always leave the Thalmor agents naked, they don't deserve dignity.

[JimDaniels]

haha! Talsgar the Wanderer just beheaded some ork who was attacking me from behind whilst i was hitting a redguard in the face with my shield! Leg-end!

[ReeceH]

haha! Talsgar the Wanderer just beheaded some ork who was attacking me from behind whilst i was hitting a redguard in the face with my shield! Leg-end!

Man, he is my favourite character by far!
For me, normally a mace to the skull or a frenzy spell is enough. Nothing fancy really...

[Daemos Avetorii]

Sorry for having the unforunate talent of being the necromancer (reviving topic). But I found it a better option than making a new topic.
I often encounter simple bandits, you know the kind that takes a mere whack to fell. And they say things like I can't wait to count out your coin, or you'll make a fine rug cat.
Are those bandits unaware that they stand no chance vs my/your character? or are they trying fruitlessly to intimidate you?
I'm like I'm a level 25 warrior in flawless dwarven armor and with a big hammer. And you're a scrawny bosmer in a hide cloth, that hasn't bathed or fed in days, trying to wound me with your silly wooden bow and iron arrow.. You know how DARE YOU Dare you defy me?!!

I digress...
Kinda wish bandits could come to know and fear you.
rant end.
Sometimes I go to (against bandit archer) you know those things don't hurt me, they're your arrows, not mine, why would you give them to me?

[rpbraley868]

As a vampire lord, i walk slowly towards the bandit archer, laughing every time a puny arrow strikes me, and i watch him back up frantically as i get ever closer, then i finish him with a bite. That, or i vampire grip them and launch them high in the air so they fall to their death.

[Ysmir]

I kill them and move on. The end.

[Haravikk]

I put poke holes with a dagger, but I usually go to great lengths to ensure I get the throat-slitting finishing move by trying to separate any that are too close together so I can sneak up behind them. I also take strange delight in dumping their bodies in rivers when possible, I just wish bodies were easier to move and more rivers flowed in the right direction… otherwise, off a cliff or into a fire, though the latter only highlights the fact that bodies don't burn automatically without mods (a no-go for XBox), bah!

Otherwise, tearing the whole camp/dungeon to pieces as a vampire lord isn't a bad option either.

[Jacobirn]

I give them a Taste of My Mace!

[Dave2380]

A war axe to the face is my preferred option for dealing with bandits.Although i am tempted to go dead thrall on them when i raise my conjuration.

[Finn Wolfshorn]

Go vampire lord on them, suck them dry, strip their corpses, reanimate them and parade them naked through the streets of Whiterun.

[fetcherswit]

Lightning bolt is a lot like a leaf blower for corpses.