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Favorite ES Insult

Post by Terminal »

Whether it be the classics like n'wah or the more modern milk-drinker,

What's that one insult that really stuck to you?
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Re: Favorite ES Insult

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Filthy s'wit! You n'wah! --The classics, for sure.
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"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
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I've called people a Fetcher before.

Leaves 'em rather bemused.
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Imperial Milk Drinker!
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Re: Favorite ES Insult

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Not technically an insult but I'd like the one from the guards about being the new member of the companions when they finish by asking if you fetch the mead. Them there's fighting words where I come from and result in an arrow to the nads.
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Milk Drinker, mostly cause the first time someone called me that I was actually drinking milk
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Re: Favorite ES Insult

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"DIE CUR!"
"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
"You move like a pregnant cow!!"

Imperial milk-drinker is very good, too. :lol:
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Red Guardian wrote:"DIE CUR!"
"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
"You move like a pregnant cow!!"

Imperial milk-drinker is very good, too. :lol:
i wasn't even an imperial that one time :(
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^ Racists. Racists everywhere.
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I once heard an NPC call a wood elf a tree-humper. I couldn't stop laughing.
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Bahahahaha that is honestly the funniest thing I have heard today. Is that in Oblivion?

There's always the classic "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" I swear that is the most annoyingest thing in Oblivion. I realise annoyingest isn't a word but meh.
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"After I kill you, I am going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
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"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"

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Eltee wrote:"After I kill you, I am going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
:shock: And which TES game was that in???
Mr.Argonian wrote:There's always the classic "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" I swear that is the most annoyingest thing in Oblivion.
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Mr.Argonian wrote:Bahahahaha that is honestly the funniest thing I have heard today. Is that in Oblivion?

There's always the classic "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" I swear that is the most annoyingest thing in Oblivion. I realise annoyingest isn't a word but meh.
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I like "Damn Madanach! Damn his Forsworn backside!" and also "How dare he bring that Thalmor [&@%!]"
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"A conjurer, eh? Conjure me up a warm bed."
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"Imperial dog"....that npc doed a terrible death for that comment.
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You move like a pregnant cow!
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"You elves are all the same! All FLASH, and no FURY!"
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'Well aren't you the high tom titty?'
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Milk Drinker!

and, "You move like a pregnant cow!" because I actually moved worse than that.
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