Who's your least favorite NPC?
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Delphine, Elisif, the various Dunmer-haters of Windhelm, Maven Black-Briar, Elenwen, Idolaf Battle-Born, Erikur
Wow, a lot of people in this game rub me the wrong way
Wow, a lot of people in this game rub me the wrong way
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
I think everyone is such a ... is because we are accustomed to everyone being so cordial with is from oblivion.
Besides the racists ...
But the one person I hate with a passion is, Nazeem, all he is ,is a punk with a farm, he even treats everybody else like their dirt. I really wish I could destroy his life and make him work for his meal.
Besides the racists ...
But the one person I hate with a passion is, Nazeem, all he is ,is a punk with a farm, he even treats everybody else like their dirt. I really wish I could destroy his life and make him work for his meal.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
I love Nazeem, he deserves to be snobby as he worked hard for his success.
I hate :
1) Ulfric Stormcloak and all his supporting Jarls, for obvious reasons
2) Cicero, for being an annoying corpse-loving prick, if it weren't for him showing up I wouldn't have to kill Astrid
3) the male Gray-Manes, instead of rescuing the Thorald guy from the Thalmor, I sneaked pass the guards (was forced to kill the interrogator because he was in the way), freed Thorald, and slit his throat from behind for being rebel scum.
4) the racist Nords in Windhelm
5) all the Companions except Aela, because they think they have "honor" and "passion"
I hate :
1) Ulfric Stormcloak and all his supporting Jarls, for obvious reasons
2) Cicero, for being an annoying corpse-loving prick, if it weren't for him showing up I wouldn't have to kill Astrid
3) the male Gray-Manes, instead of rescuing the Thorald guy from the Thalmor, I sneaked pass the guards (was forced to kill the interrogator because he was in the way), freed Thorald, and slit his throat from behind for being rebel scum.
4) the racist Nords in Windhelm
5) all the Companions except Aela, because they think they have "honor" and "passion"
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Maven and Delphine for me - hate the fact that I can't kill either of them. And Sapphire - I know she has a sad back-story, but I couldn't fix it cos the quest-giver Shadr got merked by some hired thugs who were after me. So every time I walked past her she's telling me to get out of her face! I killed her with a sneaky arrow or two from the balcony of someone house in Riften and chucked her body into the canal and that was the end of that!
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Nazeem and that female Altmer who own a fancy clothes shop. They keep saying how they are rich and so much better then me even though I have tonnes of gold.
So we have come to solve every squabble in the village personally?
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Used to be Naazem but have taken a real dislike to Dirge in the thieves guild.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
^ You betcha.
I hate Dirge and Maul. Even if you finish the TG questline Dirge is still rude towards you.
I hate Dirge and Maul. Even if you finish the TG questline Dirge is still rude towards you.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Pretty much all of the Gray-Manes, with the exception of Olfina. If they weren't whining about the Battle-Borns and their support of the Empire constantly, I wouldn't have a problem with them, but....
"But Rose! The Battle-Borns whine about the Gray-Manes supporting the Stormcloaks!"
Yeah, but I support the Empire, so I whine about the Gray-Manes supporting the Stormcloaks, too. >_>
"But Rose! The Battle-Borns whine about the Gray-Manes supporting the Stormcloaks!"
Yeah, but I support the Empire, so I whine about the Gray-Manes supporting the Stormcloaks, too. >_>
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
I believe there was a twit of the year awards, witch was pretty much the same thing.... But what the heck
Ulfric and Nazeem
Ilikeskooma wrote:Who believes a s'wit? They're known for being s'witty
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Oh yes, how could I forget Ulfric? I change my mind, Ulfric is easily my least favorite. The Gray-Manes take second place.Ilikeskooma wrote:I believe there was a twit of the year awards, witch was pretty much the same thing.... But what the heckUlfric and Nazeem
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Here is the list:
Nazeem
Maven Black-Briar
Ulfric Stormcloak
Suvaris Atheron
Dirge
Arnbjorn
Elenwen
Saffir
Grelka
And #1 goes to...... Dagny
That spoiled brat irks me to the extreme. Looking back there are probably more but these are just the worst ones.
Nazeem
Maven Black-Briar
Ulfric Stormcloak
Suvaris Atheron
Dirge
Arnbjorn
Elenwen
Saffir
Grelka
And #1 goes to...... Dagny
That spoiled brat irks me to the extreme. Looking back there are probably more but these are just the worst ones.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Nazeem in Whiterun, need I say more? 
A hero can be anyone, even a man doing some as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Im going out on a limb and say Galmar Stone Fist ( I think that's Ulfric lieutenant right)
Simply because Colonel Campbell is NOT a fur wearing racist!
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
Simply because Colonel Campbell is NOT a fur wearing racist!
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
His voice is annoying, he's too jumpy and he is a jester. What is there to like is the better question.SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Grelka... who is now dead, body dumped in Riften sewers 
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Ulfric Stormcloak is far and away my least favorite.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Ah, different strokes. I've always found monster clowns amusing. He also has some great lines.Hissien wrote:His voice is annoying, he's too jumpy and he is a jester. What is there to like is the better question.SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
As a Dunmer i say the racist [&@%!] that harasses the Dark elfs in Windhelm. Most satisfying brawl i EVER had!
"This is a Dark Elf bar. Cursing, spitting, and screaming? No problem.''
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
I agree I like his lines and if his voice didn't screech like it did then I wouldn't hate him so.SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:Ah, different strokes. I've always found monster clowns amusing. He also has some great lines.Hissien wrote:His voice is annoying, he's too jumpy and he is a jester. What is there to like is the better question.SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
I did exactly the same thing on my Dunmer.Endorin wrote:As a Dunmer i say the racist [&@%!] that harasses the Dark elfs in Windhelm. Most satisfying brawl i EVER had!
It was made less satisfying by the fact that IMMEDIATELY afterwards, he started saying 'You're a good friend!' to me. So I punched him in the face again.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Mercer Frey for his drunken voice, the little kid in Riverwood who "will go easy on me". Pretty much every NPC that says they're better than me. Delphine says she could kill me if she didn't like the look of me, b!tch I could kill every NPC in Skyrim.
Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
I cannot stand Olfrid Battle Born. The man haunts my dreams with his one liner. Every time I go to Whiterun, the man just stalks me down. I can't even get up and go to the bathroom at night without hearing him, as if he's passing by the bathroom door. My hate for him is past my hate for Nazeem, and that little girl who talks smack.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
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Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?[/quote]
He wounded Veezara.
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?[/quote]
He wounded Veezara.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Have changed my mind again as Dirge can be killed, now I kill him and the world moves on a better place without him. Was going to say Maven BB but have been having lots of fun with her this week. I use Fus Ro Dah to launch her into Riften canal and everything seems better as she ragdolls around Riften before taking a well needed bath.Stormborn wrote:Used to be Naazem but have taken a real dislike to Dirge in the thieves guild.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Why would you hate Elisif? She's literally the nicest person in this game.Delphine, Elisif, the various Dunmer-haters of Windhelm, Maven Black-Briar, Elenwen, Idolaf Battle-Born, Erikur
Wow, a lot of people in this game rub me the wrong way
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