Who's your least favorite NPC?

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Delphine, Elisif, the various Dunmer-haters of Windhelm, Maven Black-Briar, Elenwen, Idolaf Battle-Born, Erikur

Wow, a lot of people in this game rub me the wrong way
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I think everyone is such a ... is because we are accustomed to everyone being so cordial with is from oblivion.
Besides the racists ...
But the one person I hate with a passion is, Nazeem, all he is ,is a punk with a farm, he even treats everybody else like their dirt. I really wish I could destroy his life and make him work for his meal.
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I love Nazeem, he deserves to be snobby as he worked hard for his success.
I hate :
1) Ulfric Stormcloak and all his supporting Jarls, for obvious reasons
2) Cicero, for being an annoying corpse-loving prick, if it weren't for him showing up I wouldn't have to kill Astrid
3) the male Gray-Manes, instead of rescuing the Thorald guy from the Thalmor, I sneaked pass the guards (was forced to kill the interrogator because he was in the way), freed Thorald, and slit his throat from behind for being rebel scum.
4) the racist Nords in Windhelm
5) all the Companions except Aela, because they think they have "honor" and "passion"
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Maven and Delphine for me - hate the fact that I can't kill either of them. And Sapphire - I know she has a sad back-story, but I couldn't fix it cos the quest-giver Shadr got merked by some hired thugs who were after me. So every time I walked past her she's telling me to get out of her face! I killed her with a sneaky arrow or two from the balcony of someone house in Riften and chucked her body into the canal and that was the end of that!
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Nazeem and that female Altmer who own a fancy clothes shop. They keep saying how they are rich and so much better then me even though I have tonnes of gold.
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Used to be Naazem but have taken a real dislike to Dirge in the thieves guild.
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^ You betcha.
I hate Dirge and Maul. Even if you finish the TG questline Dirge is still rude towards you.
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Pretty much all of the Gray-Manes, with the exception of Olfina. If they weren't whining about the Battle-Borns and their support of the Empire constantly, I wouldn't have a problem with them, but....
"But Rose! The Battle-Borns whine about the Gray-Manes supporting the Stormcloaks!"
Yeah, but I support the Empire, so I whine about the Gray-Manes supporting the Stormcloaks, too. >_>
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I believe there was a twit of the year awards, witch was pretty much the same thing.... But what the heck :P Ulfric and Nazeem
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Ilikeskooma wrote:I believe there was a twit of the year awards, witch was pretty much the same thing.... But what the heck :P Ulfric and Nazeem
Oh yes, how could I forget Ulfric? I change my mind, Ulfric is easily my least favorite. The Gray-Manes take second place.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?

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Here is the list:

Nazeem
Maven Black-Briar
Ulfric Stormcloak
Suvaris Atheron
Dirge
Arnbjorn
Elenwen
Saffir
Grelka
And #1 goes to...... Dagny

That spoiled brat irks me to the extreme. Looking back there are probably more but these are just the worst ones.
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Nazeem in Whiterun, need I say more? :x
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?

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Im going out on a limb and say Galmar Stone Fist ( I think that's Ulfric lieutenant right)

Simply because Colonel Campbell is NOT a fur wearing racist!

Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
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SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
His voice is annoying, he's too jumpy and he is a jester. What is there to like is the better question.
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Grelka... who is now dead, body dumped in Riften sewers :-)
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Ulfric Stormcloak is far and away my least favorite.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?

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Hissien wrote:
SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
His voice is annoying, he's too jumpy and he is a jester. What is there to like is the better question.
Ah, different strokes. I've always found monster clowns amusing. He also has some great lines.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?

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As a Dunmer i say the racist [&@%!] that harasses the Dark elfs in Windhelm. Most satisfying brawl i EVER had!
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?

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SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:
Hissien wrote:
SithisIsMyCopilot wrote:
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?
His voice is annoying, he's too jumpy and he is a jester. What is there to like is the better question.
Ah, different strokes. I've always found monster clowns amusing. He also has some great lines.
I agree I like his lines and if his voice didn't screech like it did then I wouldn't hate him so.
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Endorin wrote:As a Dunmer i say the racist [&@%!] that harasses the Dark elfs in Windhelm. Most satisfying brawl i EVER had!
I did exactly the same thing on my Dunmer.
It was made less satisfying by the fact that IMMEDIATELY afterwards, he started saying 'You're a good friend!' to me. So I punched him in the face again.
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Mercer Frey for his drunken voice, the little kid in Riverwood who "will go easy on me". Pretty much every NPC that says they're better than me. Delphine says she could kill me if she didn't like the look of me, b!tch I could kill every NPC in Skyrim.
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I cannot stand Olfrid Battle Born. The man haunts my dreams with his one liner. Every time I go to Whiterun, the man just stalks me down. I can't even get up and go to the bathroom at night without hearing him, as if he's passing by the bathroom door. My hate for him is past my hate for Nazeem, and that little girl who talks smack.
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[quote="SithisIsMyCopilot"
Also, what's with all the Cicero hate?[/quote]
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Stormborn wrote:Used to be Naazem but have taken a real dislike to Dirge in the thieves guild.
Have changed my mind again as Dirge can be killed, now I kill him and the world moves on a better place without him. Was going to say Maven BB but have been having lots of fun with her this week. I use Fus Ro Dah to launch her into Riften canal and everything seems better as she ragdolls around Riften before taking a well needed bath.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?

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Delphine, Elisif, the various Dunmer-haters of Windhelm, Maven Black-Briar, Elenwen, Idolaf Battle-Born, Erikur

Wow, a lot of people in this game rub me the wrong way
Why would you hate Elisif? She's literally the nicest person in this game.
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