Signs you play The Elder Scrolls too much

[Frost Mage]

It's helped me every time. Except the time that amazing dragon was flying backwards and reloading a saved game didn't help. Doesn't matter, they'll always be beautiful in my eyes .

[dzio]

Eh, I overslept this morning, that autosave before falling asleep would sure be useful now...

[saoneal]

...when you're surprised to find that random plants and foods around your home do not, in fact, combine to make potions, or even decent soup.

[Feanor]

When you are posting in a topic like this.

[CorneliusFunk]

...when you commit a crime then run from the local law enforcement to find a Thieves Guild rep who can erase your criminal record.

...when your exclamation of surprise is not "Oh my God!" or "Jesus!", but instead "By the Nines!"

...when you buy a heap of random items from a shopkeeper to make sure he has enough money to buy your clutter.

...when you first visit a new city, you don't ask where the pub or supermarket is, but where the guild halls and general merchant are.

[Tarandus]

When you start calling one of your teachers Ulfric when his name is ulrik...

And when are afraid to walk into into rooms with high celing becouse you there are going to be giant spiders there...

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

When you expect a sweetroll in the pastry section of your grocery store.

[scribbane]

When you can point to, with about 95% accuracy, various random locations on the Skyrim Map on your friends save that he hasn't found yet. He got a quest and was told to go to a certain cave, and asked me if I knew where it was. I told him to pull up his map, and I placed a quest marker at the location, and sure enough it was just about in that spot.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

When you think of fast-traveling to work or school.

[Masked Pillow]

...When you think adding a bit more salt to your beef stew will help to regenerate your magicka

[RL_Nice]

• You eat a diamond in an attempt to turn invisible. And it works.

• You fish by swimming around and punching the fish to death with your bare hands

• You actually take an arrow to the knee.

• You use the same phrases over and over again in different conversations.

• You've assassinated someone by taunting them into attacking you, then killing them in self defense.

• All the books in your library are only 10-20 pages long.

• You try to sell junk to the manager at your local grocery store.

• Your iPod plays Jeremy Soule music on speakers and you change the music before getting into fights.

• You freak out whenever you hear the word "Halt"

• You never use the bathroom because no one's ever done it in an Elder Scrolls game.

• You start shooting people in a public area, and are surprised that the cops shoot back without trying to arrest you first.

• You post 12 consecutive signs that you play The Elder Scrolls too much.