"But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
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"But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
Has anybody noticed how everyone is overusing that joke anywhere possible that you can comment on skyrim?
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
There was a point in time where the joke felt fresh and new. Until I—
— owwwwww.
— owwwwww.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
[&@%!]! My [&@%!] leg! Dammit! Ah, what the hell AKB?!?
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I prefer "Dragons used to fly properly, until they all took an arrow to the wing"
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
And crash landed into Bethy's PS3 division.Captain Future wrote:I prefer "Dragons used to fly properly, until they all took an arrow to the wing"
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It's okay; they're AMAZING backwards-flying dragons apparently :yFrostMage79x wrote:And crash landed into Bethy's PS3 division.Captain Future wrote:I prefer "Dragons used to fly properly, until they all took an arrow to the wing"
Dark Spark wrote:Yogurt requires a culture.Skyrimplayer wrote:We have UESP themed Ice-cream...Why no UESP themed yogurt?
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
I'm in awe of their skills...
OT: I personally just can't get sick of them
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OT: I personally just can't get sick of them
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
Any tes jokes, like arrow to the knee one, or stop there criminal scum, are just annoying. Ill admit its funny once in a while, but people use it just to use it, and not for laughs.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
I think the more important question is who is putting all these arrows in people's knees? What, over there? Hey - STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.
It's a fad and it won't go away anytime soon. Best get used to it.
Perhaps they'll make a good gig out of it like the Imperial Guard Song? That'd satisfy me.
It's a fad and it won't go away anytime soon. Best get used to it.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
Well, im use to it. I simply roll my eyes everytime i see a person use them.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
Ok who gave the T-800 a crossbow ?
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
You see those dragons in Skyrim? They're flying backwards. Flying. Backwards.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
Don't mind it provided people don't waste a post just to say it without contributing to the thread
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I heard about you and your honeyed words, then I took a curved sword to the knee, and absorbed its very soul. Very. Soul.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
Hey, have some respect for those crippled by those damn arrows.
>>───(Knee)───►
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I used to have respect, until I took an arrow to the knee.LunaXJJ wrote:Hey, have some respect for those crippled by those damn arrows.
Dark Spark wrote:Yogurt requires a culture.Skyrimplayer wrote:We have UESP themed Ice-cream...Why no UESP themed yogurt?
Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
I have great respect for the restoration school, ever since I took an arrow to the knee.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
everar wrote:I have great respect for the restoration school, ever since I took an arrow to the knee.
I would've told you otherwise, until I took- Bah, screw it. It won't be funny. I agree with Chaos, long as something to the thread is contributed, it's entirely alright.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
I used to be funny, then I took an arrow in the frontal lobe.Mekorosi wrote:I would've told you otherwise, until I took- Bah, screw it. It won't be funny. I agree with Chaos, long as something to the thread is contributed, it's entirely alright.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
It is overused. On every video related to Skyrim(and some other things), there's at least 10 comments about that on the front page. Jeez.
You know, I need knee armor.
You know, I need knee armor.
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
A lot of which are absolutely awful, no clever twist on the joke, no personal flair; just vomited out verbatim with barely an attempt to make sense.
...screw it...
I used to kill Trojans like you..then I took an arrow to the heel...
...screw it...
I used to kill Trojans like you..then I took an arrow to the heel...
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Re: "But then I took an arrow to the knee..."
I used to be all livid and anti-conformist about a silly Skyrim meme, but then I took a chill pill and quit being a Stop Having Fun Guy.
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Oh my gatos. So buying this, once I find it in a women's fit. Actually, I prefer this one:
...must make...Iaius Amaius Heron wrote:I was about to take an arrow to the knee, but then I was all STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!
This thread has taught me that TES memes are precious. My using the Morrowind tutorial line on everyone in the Welcomes and Goodbyes thread aside, let's admit it: those quirky one liners are near and dear to our hearts.
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