Favorite spoken line by a NPC?

Mithrandir · Post by **Mithrandir** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:32 pm

Lucien Lachance-You sleep rather soundly for a murderer.

Owyn-I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?

JVElEven · Post by **JVElEven** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:55 pm

I tend to ramble - Kiliban Nyrandil.

Mithrandir · Post by **Mithrandir** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:59 pm

I've fought Mudcrabs tougher than you!

the Savage Hippie · Post by **the Savage Hippie** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:06 pm

Bolwing: Gal bursten it

Spiney · Post by **Spiney** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:08 pm

"I'm sick and tired, tired and sick... and maybe a little bit drunk."

(Forgot the name dammit)

JVElEven · Post by **JVElEven** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:10 pm

Ah... That's one of the Jemane brothers. Don't remember which one. The drunk one.

Frogmander · Post by **Frogmander** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:11 pm

That Argonian that refers to the men genitalia, all the guards sayings, especially the one they say when they come to arrest you

Mithrandir · Post by **Mithrandir** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:14 pm

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Chaz96719B · Post by **Chaz96719B** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:47 pm

I love stoping peoples speach before they finish "Take a chance at the warlocks luck! Ehehehe-", Is it weird to think that? I just cant help but laugh when they get stopped so suddenly.

yodah · Post by **yodah** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:55 am

Runs-in-Circles: "ni-ni-ni-ni-ni!"

Evil-i · Post by **Evil-i** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:17 am

I don't remember his name, or where I met him, but a male Khajiit NPC once entertained me with an angry rant about some other Khajiit's rat-based cuisine. He rambled off a long list of disgusting dishes, including Rat Flambe and Rat in Cream Sauce. I LOLed, and I wish I could find him again for a repeat performance.

Personally, I find the Khajiit and Argonian voice acting to be the best in the game, and the quality of their voices adds a lot to their delivery.

yodah · Post by **yodah** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:21 am

And this:

"I like dogs. Dogs are pretty."

"He has a nice dog. I like dogs."

ZeRoc · Post by **ZeRoc** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:33 am

"M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun."
I agree, and still agree for this in Skyrim, no offense to any children on this forum, with the exception of 10 year olds...

AddictedtoMorrowind · Post by **AddictedtoMorrowind** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:11 am

I think this is in my siggy.
"M'aiq wishes he had a stick of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not."

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:25 am

Chaz96719B wrote:I love stoping peoples speach before they finish "Take a chance at the warlocks luck! Ehehehe-", Is it weird to think that? I just cant help but laugh when they get stopped so suddenly.

Not that I like it myself, but I've been in this situation with the Black Horse Courier distributors.

Post by **Kerr** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:01 am

I used to be a dog. I got better. Not a better dog, though. I'm a terrible dog now. - Beewos

I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six! - Gogron gro-Bolmog

Many are dead in the land of the Dunmer. Even St. Jiub, who drove the cliffracers from Vvardenfell, has fallen to the daedra hordes - Rumour

Poor Jiub but at least he got rid of those monsters.

Unionhack · Post by **Unionhack** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:05 pm

Anything Sheogorath says, really. XD

enyamerT · Post by **enyamerT** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:16 pm

"This guild is going to hell in a hog cart. Look at what they give me: Keld of the Isles? Ohtimbar? Both Guardian rank? Feh - useless!" - Burz gro-Khash

"What are you asking me for? Do I look like Vile's dog or something? Go on. Knit a doily or play a flute or something." - Oghash gra-Magul

"Imperials hate Dark Elves; Dark Elves hate Imperials. Imperials hate that a no-name Hlaalu trader got made into a count. Andel Indarys doesn't help his case by having a prat for a son, and a wife that dies in very suspicious circumstances. Our Dark Elves left Morrowind to get away from the Church and State, and they don't like it when Imperials get all holy and patriotic with them. Of course, local Dark Elves tend to be money-grubbing, alcoholic low-brows with little education or culture. Since I read a lot, and speak well, and don't drink brandy from milk pails, I guess I qualify as an Imperial. But on the whole, I like Cheydinhal's Dark Elves better than I like the Imperials, so go figure...." - Mach-Na

Guess there's something (or someone) in the water in Cheydinhal that make folks give some entertaining dialogue.

Tiber-Septim · Post by **Tiber-Septim** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:18 pm

"Cheese for everyone!" Sheogorath

"It will move mountains! It will mount movements!" Sheogorath

Lord Rugdumph also has amusing dialogue.

H8Ball · Post by **H8Ball** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:29 pm

Weebam-Na's tirade about the guy opening the restaurant... "Rat in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe", etc. The last, er, recipe is unprintable here.

Mirabelle Monet at the Fo'c's'le... "Sorry, I reserve my beds for seamen." - An obvious Bethesda employee's jab at sailors going without women for months.

Generic battle taunt... "You move like a pregnant cow!" - How do YOU know? There ARE no cows!

Else God-Hater... "I hate the gods. All gods. They can all bite my garters. And if you don't like it, YOU can bite my garters, too." - Hey, I DON'T like it, you foxy Nord babe, you! Permission granted, eh? Gotcha!

Guard bends down to check corpse of Glarthir, who HE killed 5 seconds ago... "Oh my goodness. Excuse me. Are you all right?" Stands up and walks away saying in a shocked voice, "By the Divines. This person is dead!" - Now THAT's plausible deniability!

How about this AI conversation I overheard once?

NPC 1: Hello
NPC 2: Hello
NPC 1: <cough>
NPC 2: <sniff>
NPC 1: Goodbye
NPC 2: Goodbye

These two are obviously "kitchen campers" at every party.

Frogmander · Post by **Frogmander** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:57 pm

H8Ball wrote:
Guard bends down to check corpse of Glarthir, who HE killed 5 seconds ago... "Oh my goodness. Excuse me. Are you all right?" Stands up and walks away saying in a shocked voice, "By the Divines. This person is dead!" - Now THAT's plausible deniability!

I once saw a video with deadly reflexes, someone decapitated a guard, a guard walked up and said "OH MY GOODNESS, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!??!" to the mans headless body....XDDDDD

Tesknowitall · Post by **Tesknowitall** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:06 pm

"Do you have any skooma? Buddy? Pal? To Share? C'mon pass the skooma already"
i forget who says it, shivering isles
someone help me out

strobacaxi · Post by **strobacaxi** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:12 pm

Tesknowitall wrote:"Do you have any skooma? Buddy? Pal? To Share? C'mon pass the skooma already"
i forget who says it, shivering isles
someone help me out

Are you sure that isn't on Bravil? Because I remember that line in bravil

H8Ball · Post by **H8Ball** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:40 pm

@Frogmander: Yeah. I've seen that one before, on YouTube. Found it again today while I was looking for the exact phrases via Google, and got them from that very clip. It's a quite common AI blooper with Guards, actually.

Also sadly shook my head watching YouTube clips demonstrating some people's obviously adolescent fascination with the "unprintable" word I alluded to in my last post. Honestly, at nearly 50 years old now, I'm not past it yet, but I HAVE been past it giggle-wise since birth. I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's just the handle women lead you around by. Tarzan swings on a vine. Jane swings on his. It's why he goes "Aaaaaaa-ee-a-ee-aaaaaaa-ee-a-ee-AHH"!

Chaz96719B · Post by **Chaz96719B** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:07 pm

strobacaxi wrote:
Tesknowitall wrote:"Do you have any skooma? Buddy? Pal? To Share? C'mon pass the skooma already"
i forget who says it, shivering isles
someone help me out
Are you sure that isn't on Bravil? Because I remember that line in bravil

Actually, its said by Caldana Monrius in Crucible.
Also, for me, her best quote is "Shouldn't tease me like that. I hope you trip and fall on a sword." Its as funny as it is creepy.

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