If you met God, what would you ask him?

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Re: If you met God, what would you ask him?

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The Raven wrote:GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP [&@%!] AROUND - I don't give a damn if you think god is a he/she/it/alien/whatever, just tell what you would ask him.
SERIOUS QUESTIONS or GTFO.
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The Raven wrote:GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP [&@%!] AROUND - I don't give a damn if you think god is a he/she/it/alien/whatever, just tell what you would ask him.
SERIOUS QUESTIONS or GTFO.
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Which came first the chicken or the egg?
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''Do you have anything to say for yourself?''
Or, if I was an a really bad mood and I was physically capable of doing it, ''Any last words?''.
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I'd be very skeptical I suppose. All the way through.
"since you are supposed to be the creator of all things, would you say you're happy with the end result of your work? And did you take into account how all of those different works would meld and change? Since you created everything, you would have had a plan, a formula, which might show what would happen, since you had all the variables with you, when you created the universe."
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I have another question: "Why does evil exist?"
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Heck, I am not God and I can answer that one. God has a Will, a plan, a formula, a way he wants things done. Naturally, there is something that is either inherently against that will, or is occasionally against it by chance. And as God is accredited as the creator of all life, his will is known as perfection. Anything not of God's will is defined as evil.
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This would be my question for God or the Gods(depends on which faith they are from):

"Millions die in your name, yet you do nothing to prevent it. If your so benevolent and powerful you would stop it, instead the blood of so many is on your hands. All it would take is for you to show yourself, but the death of innocent children and more seems to be acceptable to you. So tell me, what are you even good for? because from where I'm standing all you do is, be it by your hand or those who worship you, extinguish the life you gave".
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I'd just let them talk about whatever they wanted to talk about. I'm sure that as a god, they'd have something interesting to say. The reason I wouldn't ask any specific question is because at that point I wouldn't actually know what this god was responsible for. Was it just the creation of the universe? Maybe they came into existence WITH the beginning of the universe, but in another dimension and with certain powers over ours? Perhaps they came into existence billions of years after the universe began, got some sort of early life form happening and watched what Richard Dawkins would call "The greatest show on earth"? I guess another interesing question for them would be, "What is it exactly that makes you deserving of being called a God?" I'm sure I'd come up with a number of other interesting questions upon hearing the answer to that one.
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I think if I was at a point where I could "meet" God, there would be no need for questions. Besides, if one was that close to God, why question Him?
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The Patriot wrote:I think if I was at a point where I could "meet" God, there would be no need for questions. Besides, if one was that close to God, why question Him?
You serious!? What else would I do? I challenge you to name something more interesting than questioning a god, and a better (ok, that's somewhat subjective) use of time in their presence.
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Um... take advantage of his powers and have him make you some pie directly from heaven. Something that might even give Lei a run for her money.Though don' tell her i said that though.
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Can I have an apple?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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FireAcolyte wrote: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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That. Is. Brilliant! Definitely what I would ask God.
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well first, i would give him a bro fist. then probably ask "pepsi or coke?" knowing which god liked better would make my life complete
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God, why is walmart costumer service so bad?
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Vendetta wrote:God, why is walmart costumer service so bad?
It's because their costumes are all plastic.
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Customer, I mean. Stupid firefox spellcheck misleading me.
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If I was to meet god I would ask him what my purpose is and what is the meaning of life. Cheesy I know but I want to know.
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I would ask him if he had any final words... then slay him...
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I would ask him if he preferred Pepsi or Coca-Cola. If he WAS God, he would answer with Dr. Pepper.
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Why are you so careless?
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I'd just give It a knowing wink, and then I'd die in a stampede of rainbow-coloured teddies rushing into fractals.
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I would ask the Universe how it all began, and how it will all begin, again.

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Id ask him if he wanted to join my PvP guild in WoW.

Edit: Id ask him to be or not to be, THAT is the question...i would ask him.
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