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43. Realize that NightFather just posted him killing his own character on his list.
44. Realize there's no multiplayer, tell everyone that we can't kill each other.
45. Buy a spear.
46. If spears don't exist, a sword.
47. Kill a horker.
48. Eat its meat.
49. Attempt to kill a mammoth.
50. Get destroyed by mammoth feet.
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12. Realize that VirtualWeasel has not read this list.
13. Pull out and drink Cyrodiilic Brandy while lounging.
14. Continue drinking brandy while contemplating reason for #12.
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51. Read Jocko's list.
52. Once again remind him those things can't happen.
53. Tell Jocko his character is far too low of level to accomplish any of those things.
54. Shoot more puppies with arrows.
55. Buy Nordic Ale.
56. Drink up at the local tavern.
57. Explore the landscape.
58. Climb the second highest mountain, knowing the Throat of the World will ignite the main quest somehow.
59. Admire the view.
60. Travel to the Tundra.
61. Attack a mammoth.
62. Die.
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1. Cheat for infinite health.
2. Use a cheat to one-hit-kill all the mammoths that killed VirtualWeasel.
3. Get banned from official Skyrim mammoth-hunting competitions by BethSoft for cheating to one-hit-kill 100 mammoths at the start of the competition.
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Buy a new mini-note-book, take notes on things I discover, a few months later make a new note book that's more organized and supplemented with info from the wiki
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63. Sabotage the wood mill in Riverhold by torching all the wood.
64. Watch the economy slowly cripple.
65. Set a trap spell in front of someone's house.
66. Walk out of town inconspicuously while a patron explodes.
67. Get away with it.
68. Move on to another town.
69. Burn all the crates in the supply warehouse.
70. Watch the citizens slowly panic.
71. Strategically snipe a mammoth from behind a rock.
72. Realize I wasn't totally hidden.
73. Get ripped apart by mammoth tusks.
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There's no need to post your entire first playthrough :lol:
Anyhow, as soon as I've recovered from fainting my first priority will be to find a glass sword. And search for Bonemold armour. Oh yeah 8)
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Kill a dragon and watch it's soul tell it's back-up "thanks for nothing"...
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mars wrote:my first priority will be to find a glass sword. And search for Bonemold armour. Oh yeah 8)
They'd probably make it light armor in Skyrim :| Still would be cool to make a Dunmer with traditional Dunmeri armor, I rather miss the sheer amount of different armor sets in Morrowind (So many helms to choose from). I'll be searching for some reincarnation of the Telvanni helms and Indoril armor, however unlikely.
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mars wrote:There's no need to post your entire first playthrough :lol:
This is only my first few minutes... As you've noticed, I die each time in the end.
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Look at a picture of "Gandolf" and his friends...
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Gandalf is making obscure references.
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As soon is I leave the starting point. I'm going to search for a dagger, a longsword and a bow. Using the dagger in my off-hand is a parrying style weapon.
Then I'm going to spend some time in the wild. I'm going to play as a ranger style character first.
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Make a ball in my hands. Then watch a confused Dragon trying to mate with some birds. Look at the first Tie-Fighter. Look at a carving of an ancient tug-of-war. Run towards a tiny hill then STOP! There's a cliff. That is all for now.
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Buy a bunch of spells (if I don't start with some decent ones), and test out the magic system on some Argonians. No - I really don't like them :P
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74. Buy a horse.
75. Ride around.
76. Ride off a cliff, use the horse to break my fall.
77. Buy a bow of great quality.
78. Snipe citizens.
79. Get horded by guards.
80. Run as fast as my Argonian constitution can.
81. Jump a cliff to evade the guards.
82. Fall triumphantly.
83. Land on a mammoth's back.
84. Get bucked off.
85. Get gored by the mammoth as it tosses my body into the air and I land impaled on its tusk.
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VOICE ATTACK! Voice at a mountain town and a forest... stop for the night! Watch it snow on a stream, theres a giant, follow him, then him. Shave a dragon, and a werewolf and the patron is next! Help a dragon floss, fail at a spin attack! Fire-bomb, get stabbed! Sneak-smack a big spider. That is pretty much it. My inspiration...
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smack a big spider. smack a bigger spider. smack a human. drop 10 calipers in one spot to attempts to attract M'aiq the Liar.
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Shoot another puppy with another arrow, make another ball in my hands with the same spell...
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Seeing as my first character will be heroic at heart, their first task will probably be to help some elderly Nord villager by retrieving a cache of cornbread muffins stolen by a bunch of kids.

Seeing as my last character will be a sociopathic trickster, the first thing will be to accessorize for the upcoming adventure— preferably off the corpses of any particularly affluent NPCs that I first discovered in my travails as a hero.
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You know Dark Spark, Bethesda wouldn't have the stolen item be cornbread muffins. It would be sweet rolls.... Oh how I loved that question. I wonder if it will be in Skyrim...
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I did see sweet rolls in the gameplay demo!!!!
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Oh I saw them too. I meant the sweet roll character creation question.
"While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it."
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