First Thing You Will Do
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
43. Realize that NightFather just posted him killing his own character on his list.
44. Realize there's no multiplayer, tell everyone that we can't kill each other.
45. Buy a spear.
46. If spears don't exist, a sword.
47. Kill a horker.
48. Eat its meat.
49. Attempt to kill a mammoth.
50. Get destroyed by mammoth feet.
44. Realize there's no multiplayer, tell everyone that we can't kill each other.
45. Buy a spear.
46. If spears don't exist, a sword.
47. Kill a horker.
48. Eat its meat.
49. Attempt to kill a mammoth.
50. Get destroyed by mammoth feet.
- JockoBeans
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
12. Realize that VirtualWeasel has not read this list.
13. Pull out and drink Cyrodiilic Brandy while lounging.
14. Continue drinking brandy while contemplating reason for #12.
13. Pull out and drink Cyrodiilic Brandy while lounging.
14. Continue drinking brandy while contemplating reason for #12.
Innocence proves nothing.- The Inquisition, Warhammer 40k
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
51. Read Jocko's list.
52. Once again remind him those things can't happen.
53. Tell Jocko his character is far too low of level to accomplish any of those things.
54. Shoot more puppies with arrows.
55. Buy Nordic Ale.
56. Drink up at the local tavern.
57. Explore the landscape.
58. Climb the second highest mountain, knowing the Throat of the World will ignite the main quest somehow.
59. Admire the view.
60. Travel to the Tundra.
61. Attack a mammoth.
62. Die.
52. Once again remind him those things can't happen.
53. Tell Jocko his character is far too low of level to accomplish any of those things.
54. Shoot more puppies with arrows.
55. Buy Nordic Ale.
56. Drink up at the local tavern.
57. Explore the landscape.
58. Climb the second highest mountain, knowing the Throat of the World will ignite the main quest somehow.
59. Admire the view.
60. Travel to the Tundra.
61. Attack a mammoth.
62. Die.
- Iamgoofball
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
1. Cheat for infinite health.
2. Use a cheat to one-hit-kill all the mammoths that killed VirtualWeasel.
3. Get banned from official Skyrim mammoth-hunting competitions by BethSoft for cheating to one-hit-kill 100 mammoths at the start of the competition.
2. Use a cheat to one-hit-kill all the mammoths that killed VirtualWeasel.
3. Get banned from official Skyrim mammoth-hunting competitions by BethSoft for cheating to one-hit-kill 100 mammoths at the start of the competition.
it is a mystery
- Nosferatu Plague
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
Look for something small to complain about on the forums 
Anarcho-pacifism FTW! Civil disobedience is the answer to our problems.
An eye for an eye and everyone goes blind.
An eye for an eye and everyone goes blind.
- Chaos the N'wah
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
Buy a new mini-note-book, take notes on things I discover, a few months later make a new note book that's more organized and supplemented with info from the wiki
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
63. Sabotage the wood mill in Riverhold by torching all the wood.
64. Watch the economy slowly cripple.
65. Set a trap spell in front of someone's house.
66. Walk out of town inconspicuously while a patron explodes.
67. Get away with it.
68. Move on to another town.
69. Burn all the crates in the supply warehouse.
70. Watch the citizens slowly panic.
71. Strategically snipe a mammoth from behind a rock.
72. Realize I wasn't totally hidden.
73. Get ripped apart by mammoth tusks.
64. Watch the economy slowly cripple.
65. Set a trap spell in front of someone's house.
66. Walk out of town inconspicuously while a patron explodes.
67. Get away with it.
68. Move on to another town.
69. Burn all the crates in the supply warehouse.
70. Watch the citizens slowly panic.
71. Strategically snipe a mammoth from behind a rock.
72. Realize I wasn't totally hidden.
73. Get ripped apart by mammoth tusks.
- MARS
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
There's no need to post your entire first playthrough
Anyhow, as soon as I've recovered from fainting my first priority will be to find a glass sword. And search for Bonemold armour. Oh yeah
Anyhow, as soon as I've recovered from fainting my first priority will be to find a glass sword. And search for Bonemold armour. Oh yeah
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I make a dime
That's why I'm forum posting
On company time
I make a dime
That's why I'm forum posting
On company time
Re: First Thing You Will Do
Kill a dragon and watch it's soul tell it's back-up "thanks for nothing"...
One does not equal three.
Two does not equal three.
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- Chaos the N'wah
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
They'd probably make it light armor in Skyrimmars wrote:my first priority will be to find a glass sword. And search for Bonemold armour. Oh yeah![]()
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
This is only my first few minutes... As you've noticed, I die each time in the end.mars wrote:There's no need to post your entire first playthrough![]()
Re: First Thing You Will Do
Look at a picture of "Gandolf" and his friends...
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Two does not equal three.
By induction,
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
Gandalf is making obscure references.
- Mucro
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
As soon is I leave the starting point. I'm going to search for a dagger, a longsword and a bow. Using the dagger in my off-hand is a parrying style weapon.
Then I'm going to spend some time in the wild. I'm going to play as a ranger style character first.
Then I'm going to spend some time in the wild. I'm going to play as a ranger style character first.
Re: First Thing You Will Do
Make a ball in my hands. Then watch a confused Dragon trying to mate with some birds. Look at the first Tie-Fighter. Look at a carving of an ancient tug-of-war. Run towards a tiny hill then STOP! There's a cliff. That is all for now.
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- Sloady
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
Buy a bunch of spells (if I don't start with some decent ones), and test out the magic system on some Argonians. No - I really don't like them 
I'm on a rollercoaster that only goes up
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
74. Buy a horse.
75. Ride around.
76. Ride off a cliff, use the horse to break my fall.
77. Buy a bow of great quality.
78. Snipe citizens.
79. Get horded by guards.
80. Run as fast as my Argonian constitution can.
81. Jump a cliff to evade the guards.
82. Fall triumphantly.
83. Land on a mammoth's back.
84. Get bucked off.
85. Get gored by the mammoth as it tosses my body into the air and I land impaled on its tusk.
75. Ride around.
76. Ride off a cliff, use the horse to break my fall.
77. Buy a bow of great quality.
78. Snipe citizens.
79. Get horded by guards.
80. Run as fast as my Argonian constitution can.
81. Jump a cliff to evade the guards.
82. Fall triumphantly.
83. Land on a mammoth's back.
84. Get bucked off.
85. Get gored by the mammoth as it tosses my body into the air and I land impaled on its tusk.
Re: First Thing You Will Do
VOICE ATTACK! Voice at a mountain town and a forest... stop for the night! Watch it snow on a stream, theres a giant, follow him, then him. Shave a dragon, and a werewolf and the patron is next! Help a dragon floss, fail at a spin attack! Fire-bomb, get stabbed! Sneak-smack a big spider. That is pretty much it. My inspiration...
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Two does not equal three.
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- Sloady
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
Feed the weasel.
I'm on a rollercoaster that only goes up
Founding member of the Weasel Forums UniverseChaos the N'wah wrote:TRAMPY!
Re: First Thing You Will Do
smack a big spider. smack a bigger spider. smack a human. drop 10 calipers in one spot to attempts to attract M'aiq the Liar.
Two words: Team Deathmatch
Screw The Rulez I Have A Ban Hammer oh right that was a dream
The Most Useful thing to train soldiers to do is dodging bullets
Screw The Rulez I Have A Ban Hammer oh right that was a dream
The Most Useful thing to train soldiers to do is dodging bullets
Re: First Thing You Will Do
Shoot another puppy with another arrow, make another ball in my hands with the same spell...
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Two does not equal three.
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- Dark Spark
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
Seeing as my first character will be heroic at heart, their first task will probably be to help some elderly Nord villager by retrieving a cache of cornbread muffins stolen by a bunch of kids.
Seeing as my last character will be a sociopathic trickster, the first thing will be to accessorize for the upcoming adventure— preferably off the corpses of any particularly affluent NPCs that I first discovered in my travails as a hero.
Seeing as my last character will be a sociopathic trickster, the first thing will be to accessorize for the upcoming adventure— preferably off the corpses of any particularly affluent NPCs that I first discovered in my travails as a hero.
Baurus: Our job is to get the Emperor out of situations like this. Though I'll admit, things aren't going exactly to plan.
Casandra: At the moment, the deadliest weapon at my disposal is a goblin's head on a stick. I'd be worried if this was the plan.
Casandra: At the moment, the deadliest weapon at my disposal is a goblin's head on a stick. I'd be worried if this was the plan.
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
You know Dark Spark, Bethesda wouldn't have the stolen item be cornbread muffins. It would be sweet rolls.... Oh how I loved that question. I wonder if it will be in Skyrim...
- JockoBeans
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
I did see sweet rolls in the gameplay demo!!!!
Innocence proves nothing.- The Inquisition, Warhammer 40k
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VirtualWeasel
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Re: First Thing You Will Do
Oh I saw them too. I meant the sweet roll character creation question.
"While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it."
"While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it."

