The Crazy Offtopic, Offtopic Thread.
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Re: The Crazy Offtopic, Offtopic Thread.
Are you alive?
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Nope.Veck wrote:Are you alive?
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I don't think you're talking to me, but I'll respond anyways.Veck wrote:Are you alive?
Yes, I'm alive.
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
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Physically, yes.Veck wrote:Are you alive?
Emotionally, hanging in there.
Mentally, zombified, half days at school 5 days before Christmas do that to me.
Is this meant to be witty, informative or deep? I doubt I can manage all three.
Re: The Crazy Offtopic, Offtopic Thread.
Yes.Veck wrote:Are you alive?
And when you're dying, I'll be
Still Alive
Doin my own, thang, and if you got a problem with that
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
I rep that West
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
I rep that West
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Everything you say sounds so silly if you imagine whoever that guy in your avatar is, saying it.The Raven wrote:Yes.Veck wrote:Are you alive?
And when you're dying, I'll be
Still Alive
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
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Read the Engineer Update comic, and realize that it fits. Really, damn good.KalleFlaxx wrote:Everything you say sounds so silly if you imagine whoever that guy in your avatar is, saying it.The Raven wrote:Yes.Veck wrote:Are you alive?
And when you're dying, I'll be
Still Alive
Also, the guy in my avatar, is Blutarch Mann, founder of BLU.
Doin my own, thang, and if you got a problem with that
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
I rep that West
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
I rep that West
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Go a week and suddenly 100 pages get added, no way am i reading back through all that!
The Friend Of The Night of The Brotherhood
"I didnt just fill a crate full of C4 and blow it up when my whole team was in there, you and your crazy accusations..."
Self proclaimed king of earl grey.
"I didnt just fill a crate full of C4 and blow it up when my whole team was in there, you and your crazy accusations..."
Self proclaimed king of earl grey.
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You should. Some epic stuff has been going on.Hunter22 wrote:Go a week and suddenly 100 pages get added, no way am i reading back through all that!
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
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As long as some one can promise me the time back, an i o u slip will be sufficient ^^
The Friend Of The Night of The Brotherhood
"I didnt just fill a crate full of C4 and blow it up when my whole team was in there, you and your crazy accusations..."
Self proclaimed king of earl grey.
"I didnt just fill a crate full of C4 and blow it up when my whole team was in there, you and your crazy accusations..."
Self proclaimed king of earl grey.
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Hm... I'm afraid I can't give you your time back. So either you do it, or miss lots of awesomeness. No, I have no idea what's been going on.
Well, people, I'm off to bed. Last day of school tomorrow... Then I'll be free like y'all!
Well, people, I'm off to bed. Last day of school tomorrow... Then I'll be free like y'all!
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords
Lordran
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Listening to the Cowboy Bebop OST.
So. Damn. Jazzy!
So. Damn. Jazzy!

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Mr. Bean: Invisible Drums
Mr. Bean: Amazing Jesus
Check out the other Mr. Beans if you will. Be advised though, a few of them have some language and innuendo references. Nothing horribly terrible, mind you.
Lei, you should like these. Or any cat lover for that matter. I recommend you watch all of the Simon's Cat videos. they are really funny.
Simon's Cat
Julian Smith in Malk
Hulian Smith in Hot Kool-Aid
There are many other funny ones about Julian Smith. I suggest you watch them too. They are clean but a bit weird.
Mr. Bean: Amazing Jesus
Check out the other Mr. Beans if you will. Be advised though, a few of them have some language and innuendo references. Nothing horribly terrible, mind you.
Lei, you should like these. Or any cat lover for that matter. I recommend you watch all of the Simon's Cat videos. they are really funny.
Simon's Cat
Julian Smith in Malk
Hulian Smith in Hot Kool-Aid
There are many other funny ones about Julian Smith. I suggest you watch them too. They are clean but a bit weird.
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I'm seriously annoyed at the amount of time New Vegas crashes on the PS3. For the first 25 hours, it crashed once, if at all. Now, when I'm clocking in at 33 hours, it must have crashed about 8 times. That's once a hour, and I'm predicting it'll only get worse. <.<
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It does. Pretty much as your save gets bigger, it gets more and more corrupted and unstable, causing more crashes.nyk45 wrote:I'm seriously annoyed at the amount of time New Vegas crashes on the PS3. For the first 25 hours, it crashed once, if at all. Now, when I'm clocking in at 33 hours, it must have crashed about 8 times. That's once a hour, and I'm predicting it'll only get worse. <.<

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Excuse me. I'm going to have to go murder Obsidian's CEO now.
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I will. I'll take the chance to force them into making Alpha Protocol 2, this time with a good AI.
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Re: The Crazy Offtopic, Offtopic Thread.
Breaking Benjamin is a good band. That is all.
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my gosh.HatofMadness wrote:Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Flocka CHEA!
BRICKSQUAD!
...I'll see you again. This side or the other...

I be with the dread with the tattoo of two heads, and a car the color red like a...um...low battery (ok)

I be with the dread with the tattoo of two heads, and a car the color red like a...um...low battery (ok)
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Is Landover Baptist Church's website satirical? Pleasepleaseplease oh God please tell me it is, I might have to commit a horrible bloody suicide if it isn't. Because if it isn't, there is literally no hope left for the future of the human race.
And when things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
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Mate...I just googled that. I hate you Jpot, seriously man. Seriously.
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They're like the Westboro Baptist Church of the Internet.
You should see their condemnation of Minecraft as a satanic game that corrupts children. Also, it's a model of what our world will look like if genetic engineering is allowed to continue, everything will become blocks (?)
You should see their condemnation of Minecraft as a satanic game that corrupts children. Also, it's a model of what our world will look like if genetic engineering is allowed to continue, everything will become blocks (?)
And when things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
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Re: The Crazy Offtopic, Offtopic Thread.
And once again we have a prime example of people who flew to high over that cuckoo nest. Some people are just looney tunes...
