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Are you alive?
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Veck wrote:Are you alive?
Nope.
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Veck wrote:Are you alive?
I don't think you're talking to me, but I'll respond anyways.

Yes, I'm alive.
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords

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Veck wrote:Are you alive?
Physically, yes.
Emotionally, hanging in there.
Mentally, zombified, half days at school 5 days before Christmas do that to me.
Is this meant to be witty, informative or deep? I doubt I can manage all three.
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Veck wrote:Are you alive?
Yes.
And when you're dying, I'll be
Still Alive
Doin my own, thang, and if you got a problem with that
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
I rep that West
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The Raven wrote:
Veck wrote:Are you alive?
Yes.
And when you're dying, I'll be
Still Alive
Everything you say sounds so silly if you imagine whoever that guy in your avatar is, saying it.
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords

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KalleFlaxx wrote:
The Raven wrote:
Veck wrote:Are you alive?
Yes.
And when you're dying, I'll be
Still Alive
Everything you say sounds so silly if you imagine whoever that guy in your avatar is, saying it.
Read the Engineer Update comic, and realize that it fits. Really, damn good.

Also, the guy in my avatar, is Blutarch Mann, founder of BLU.
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Go a week and suddenly 100 pages get added, no way am i reading back through all that!
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Hunter22 wrote:Go a week and suddenly 100 pages get added, no way am i reading back through all that!
You should. Some epic stuff has been going on.
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
that one day an Undead shall be chosen
to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
to the land of the ancient lords

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As long as some one can promise me the time back, an i o u slip will be sufficient ^^
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Hm... I'm afraid I can't give you your time back. So either you do it, or miss lots of awesomeness. No, I have no idea what's been going on.

Well, people, I'm off to bed. Last day of school tomorrow... Then I'll be free like y'all!
Only... In the ancient legend, it is stated
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to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage
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Listening to the Cowboy Bebop OST.

So. Damn. Jazzy!
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I'm seriously annoyed at the amount of time New Vegas crashes on the PS3. For the first 25 hours, it crashed once, if at all. Now, when I'm clocking in at 33 hours, it must have crashed about 8 times. That's once a hour, and I'm predicting it'll only get worse. <.<
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nyk45 wrote:I'm seriously annoyed at the amount of time New Vegas crashes on the PS3. For the first 25 hours, it crashed once, if at all. Now, when I'm clocking in at 33 hours, it must have crashed about 8 times. That's once a hour, and I'm predicting it'll only get worse. <.<
It does. Pretty much as your save gets bigger, it gets more and more corrupted and unstable, causing more crashes.
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Excuse me. I'm going to have to go murder Obsidian's CEO now.
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Make sure you spare Oscuro!
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I will. I'll take the chance to force them into making Alpha Protocol 2, this time with a good AI.
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'At-ta boy!
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Breaking Benjamin is a good band. That is all.
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HatofMadness wrote:Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Flocka CHEA!
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Is Landover Baptist Church's website satirical? Pleasepleaseplease oh God please tell me it is, I might have to commit a horrible bloody suicide if it isn't. Because if it isn't, there is literally no hope left for the future of the human race.
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Mate...I just googled that. I hate you Jpot, seriously man. Seriously.
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They're like the Westboro Baptist Church of the Internet.
You should see their condemnation of Minecraft as a satanic game that corrupts children. Also, it's a model of what our world will look like if genetic engineering is allowed to continue, everything will become blocks (?)
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And once again we have a prime example of people who flew to high over that cuckoo nest. Some people are just looney tunes...
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