What's your zombie plan?

[RobotNixon]

So anyways, zombies on escalators
going down at high speeds into piles of
broken glass and other sharp pointy objects.

My plan is to have fun.

[Sonixboom]

thats actually a good plan, if they get stabbed in the eye it might hit there brain.

-Sonix

[RobotNixon]

thats actually a good plan, if they get stabbed in the eye it might hit there brain.

-Sonix

I'd rather them still be alive so I can watch them squirm
and possibly beat the crap out of them while they're
impaled on sharpened broomsticks and the like with
a set of golf clubs I found in Sporting Goods.

I'm just sadistic like that. ( )

[Kestral]

thats actually a good plan, if they get stabbed in the eye it might hit there brain. :)

-Sonix

I'd rather them still be alive so I can watch them squirm
and possibly beat the crap out of them while they're
impaled on sharpened broomsticks and the like with
a set of golf clubs I found in Sporting Goods.

I'm just sadistic like that. :mrgreen: ( :Twisted Evil: )

You have no clue how sadistic one can be until you watch Elfen Lied. That's some sadism.

[RobotNixon]

I've heard of it before,
and it sounds like something
I'd laugh at like a maniac.

[DerangedPickle]

My zombie plan is to get any blunt or makeshift weapon(No gun stores in Britian from what i know) and lock myself my friends and family in a supermarketwith plenty of supplies and when supplies run out make a run to the next large store killing as many zombies as possible on the way(Repeat until meeting up with other survivors or being rescued by military organisation or government)

In an ideal zombie apocalypse world i would probably do a dawn of the dead(the original movie not the remake) or make my own post apocalyptic community inside a barricaded outpost that will take in any non-hostile survivor,(if then can use a weapon its a bonus),regular partys of 3-5 armed survivors will be sent out to find supplies and look for more survivors,considering the land hasen't been rendered useless food will be grown inside the outpost and if possible people will use their job experience to benifit all other survivors e.g if they were doctors,scientists they can work on medicines and vaccines for the infection or if they were teachers they can educate the young or if someone has experience shooting they can train other survivors to defend themselves.

[Dark Lord Cam]

I shall design a sig for an Official Zombie club!

[randomfrog]

My zombie plan is to get any blunt or makeshift weapon(No gun stores in Britian from what i know) and lock myself my friends and family in a supermarketwith plenty of supplies and when supplies run out make a run to the next large store killing as many zombies as possible on the way(Repeat until meeting up with other survivors or being rescued by military organisation or government)

In an ideal zombie apocalypse world i would probably do a dawn of the dead(the original movie not the remake) or make my own post apocalyptic community inside a barricaded outpost that will take in any non-hostile survivor,(if then can use a weapon its a bonus),regular partys of 3-5 armed survivors will be sent out to find supplies and look for more survivors,considering the land hasen't been rendered useless food will be grown inside the outpost and if possible people will use their job experience to benifit all other survivors e.g if they were doctors,scientists they can work on medicines and vaccines for the infection or if they were teachers they can educate the young or if someone has experience shooting they can train other survivors to defend themselves.

That is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Say goodbye to the general populace if news of a zombie breakout appears.

[Vivec's Tears]

I shall design a sig for an Official Zombie club!

Yay!

[ace62394]

I totally want this:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/c674/

[PineconeKing]

my zombie plan is to lock myself up in the world's securest-smallest bathroom. when the zombies get though the door, the box i will be standing on will play a big roll in my plan to attack spikes to my shoes and kick 'em in the head when they go though the door.

[Sonixboom]

I shall design a sig for an Official Zombie club!

EXELENT!!!

-Sonix

[081193]

what about red tinted glasses, the AA-12 and explosive rounds?

[PineconeKing]

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[081193]

admit it.....thats all you need lol

[ace62394]

And some Love. That's All You Need.

[Sonixboom]

we should all come together... over me

-Sonix

[Dark Spark]

But if you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out.

[Sonixboom]

The more I think about it, the more I am willing to go live on a boat

I can fish for food... I will be safe from zombies,

i can have a generator for electricity

and depending on the size and style of the boat i can have sails

my only real concern would be hurricanes... but i can always move closer to land or go to a small island

-Sonix

[leroybrown]

The more I think about it, the more I am willing to go live on a boat

I can fish for food... I will be safe from zombies,

i can have a generator for electricity

and depending on the size and style of the boat i can have sails

my only real concern would be hurricanes... but i can always move closer to land or go to a small island

-Sonix

You know whats funny is this is exactly what my friends and i say. Where i live is literally nicknamed "the river city." I have a little boat and i have a few friends that have boats. I also have the truck to launch them and all of us have guns. The guns would probably only get used for raiding gas stations.

[Sonixboom]

The more I think about it, the more I am willing to go live on a boat

I can fish for food... I will be safe from zombies,

i can have a generator for electricity

and depending on the size and style of the boat i can have sails

my only real concern would be hurricanes... but i can always move closer to land or go to a small island

-Sonix

You know whats funny is this is exactly what my friends and i say. Where i live is literally nicknamed "the river city." I have a little boat and i have a few friends that have boats. I also have the truck to launch them and all of us have guns. The guns would probably only get used for raiding gas stations.

yep... i could get a fairly large boat and live on it, maybe get some friends with boats and we could become a group of boat ppl... it could work well during the apocolypse

-Sonix

[Dark Lord Cam]

fish are not that easy to find without experience. and what will you do during big storms?

[Jpot]

Yeah, the open ocean might keep you safe from the undead but not from nature. Read some WWII accounts of navy men stranded at sea for days or even weeks and then get back to me on that.

[ace62394]

I'd like a military submarine, but they're not exactly the easiest thing to steal...

[Dark Lord Cam]

I'd like a military submarine, but they're not exactly the easiest thing to steal...

you also need a whole crew to pilot it.

and they only carry limited amounts of food and supplies.