What's your zombie plan?

[King Acunasti]

But if it were to actually happen, I'd just kinda kill myself....hey, one less zombie for the living to take care of. But the zombies would eventually win. When the zombies continue to multiply, the remaining survivors will change too. You can only hold them off for so long before you, too, are infected.

[Dark Lord Cam]

read world war z and try not to double post.

[King Acunasti]

read world war z and try not to double post.

Sorry bout that.

But what's world war z? A novel?

[Dark Lord Cam]

the best zombie book ever written.

[Sonixboom]

WWZ is a good book, I do feel that at some point the zombies will end up decaying so much that even there virus wont keep them wandering around, or a great animal uprising will happen and some sort of panther or lady lion will come and eat them (animals are imune to taht kinda stuff)

-Sonix

[ace62394]

Hey, what better to destroy a city of zombies than a bomb ? Just an idea.

The only thing worse than zombies trying to eat you is irradiated zombies trying to eat you.

[Vivec's Tears]

My zombie plan:

Just tell them they don't exist.

Hey, what better to destroy a city of zombies than a bomb ? Just an idea.

The only thing worse than zombies trying to eat you is irradiated zombies trying to eat you.

WTF would zombies want to eat anyone?

[ace62394]

Your guess is as good as mine. Even though their organs do not work anymore, zombies continue to eat any kind of meat available. Once, a zombie was found with 200+ lbs. of meat (mostly human) inside them!

[The Most Unholy]

Yes. Zombies.....found.....scientific fact right there. Also, that's impossible. A decayed body 1. would not support 200 lbs. 2. Would be literally unable to consume anything beyond a certain point. and 3. If the thing is moving, it's organs are working. At least some of them.

[Mattbott]

add a bit of indigestion to that and you have a boomer

there's so little research done on zombies. Another big question would be how long before they rot away to skeletons, and then do they continue running around after the living?


i never worked out why survivors in zombie films don't get themselves teeth-proof armour. i know the sheer force of them can tear and crush anyone to death, but a relatively thin but tough garment should foil bites

it's a bit like that vampire hunter film where they wore metal collars

[Vivec's Tears]

Your guess is as good as mine. Even though their organs do not work anymore, zombies continue to eat any kind of meat available. Once, a zombie was found with 200+ lbs. of meat (mostly human) inside them!

What Unholy said.

[ace62394]

Yes. Zombies.....found.....scientific fact right there. Also, that's impossible. A decayed body 1. would not support 200 lbs. 2. Would be literally unable to consume anything beyond a certain point. and 3. If the thing is moving, it's organs are working. At least some of them.

Read the zombie survival guide. Then you will understand EVERYTHING.

[The Most Unholy]

I have. Again, I speak scientifically.

[King Acunasti]

Yeah - it won't happen anyway .

[ace62394]

I have. Again, I speak scientifically.

Then you should loosen up and treat this thread like what it is - a joke!

[m@nyt1mes]

i believe i saw a documentary rationalizing the zombie state of mind: as in saying it was possible

[Sonixboom]

This thread is a joke?

i had my backpack ready and everything

-Sonix

[Dark Lord Cam]

a zombie continues to feed because the virus wants to spread.

it isnt about nutrition or taste. it is simply the virus trying to reproduce.

[ace62394]

It only takes one bite...

[Dark Lord Cam]

yes, and a zombie can get carried away since the virus isnt sentient.

its like any other virus, it wants to grow.

[King Acunasti]

Guys, you know this stuff is made up, right?

[Dark Lord Cam]

Guys, you know this stuff is made up, right?

with a modified rabies virus we could have a real life 28 days later!

[King Acunasti]

That sucks .

[ace62394]

Modified as in made to resurrect once-living flesh?

[Dark Lord Cam]

no, as in Rage virus quality where it makes people go crazy and violent.