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[Alarra]

Wiki chat hilarity. A new command on their bot, "Peregrine", is discovered, completely by accident.

05:47:01: <Jeancey> I blame Nocte
05:47:09: <RosaNoctisMelos> K
05:52:34: <Alarra> What'cha blaming Nocte for?
05:53:36: <Jeancey> Everything.
05:54:15: <Alarra> And does he deserve that? :O
05:57:46: <Jeancey> Of course.
05:59:02: <Alarra> Now, now, I think that's a bit harsh.
05:59:25: <Alarra> He only deserves some blame.
06:00:21: <Jeancey> Nope. All of it.
06:00:55: <Alarra> What say you, Nocte?
06:02:10: <RosaNoctisMelos> OBJECTION
06:02:11: Peregrine slams his fist
06:02:12: Peregrine points at Ben
06:02:13: <Peregrine> ERECTION!
06:02:18: <RosaNoctisMelos> Wait what
06:02:21: <RosaNoctisMelos> what was that
06:02:22: <RosaNoctisMelos> what
06:02:57: <Spark01> lmfao
06:06:09: <Jeancey> hahahaha
06:06:19: <Jeancey> DO IT AGAIN
06:07:43: <RosaNoctisMelos> OBJECTION
06:07:44: Peregrine slams his fist
06:07:45: Peregrine points at FallingUp
06:07:46: <Peregrine> ERECTION!
06:07:55: <RosaNoctisMelos> !blame Jeancey
06:07:55: Peregrine blames Jeancey
06:08:00: <RosaNoctisMelos> OBJECTION
06:08:02: <Jeancey> OBJECTION
06:08:02: Peregrine slams his fist
06:08:03: Peregrine points at ChanServ
06:08:03: Peregrine slams his fist
06:08:04: <Peregrine> ERECTION!
06:08:04: Peregrine points at resixian
06:08:05: <Peregrine> ERECTION!
06:08:07: <RosaNoctisMelos> LOL
06:08:07: <Jeancey> haha
06:08:10: <RosaNoctisMelos> K
06:08:11: <RosaNoctisMelos> Time for bed
06:08:12: <RosaNoctisMelos> peace
06:08:15: <Jeancey> oh man
06:08:22: <Jeancey> i'm gonna have fun with this tomorrow

[AKB]

[23:01] AKB Unionhack didn't even say "Howdy", as everyone says in the West.
[23:02] MARS The west is a scary place
[23:02] MARS Howdy and doing the nasty
[23:02] MARS brrr
[23:02] Alarra lol
[23:02] AKB How do you feel about your partner saying "howdy" while you "do the nasty"?
[23:03] MARS I'd probably start laughing so much that I couldn't continue "doing the nasty"
[23:03] Ben Howdy y'all.
[23:04] AKB Imagine if you're partner was dressed as a wild west ranch hand, however.
[23:04] Spark12 well, so much for "heyo"
[23:04] Spark12 "howdy" is my new greeting
[23:04] AKB your.
[23:04] AKB not you're.
[23:05] MARS I would not engage in "the doing of the nasty" with someone dressed as a wild west ranch hand
[23:05] AKB So you're not into roleplay?
[23:05] MARS I sure am
[23:05] MARS Just not into stableboys
[23:05] MARS Especially the kind that says "howdy"
[23:06] Spark12 what about stablegirls? stablepeople of other genders?
[23:06] Spark12 robotic stablepeople?
[23:06] AKB HAHA
[23:06] AKB I just googled howdy.
[23:06] AKB The first link.
[23:06] AKB https://howdy.tamu.edu/
[23:06] AKB HAHAHAHA
[23:06] AKB That is a school.
[23:07] MARS I don't think the wild west had ranch hands that were girls or other genders
[23:07] Spark12 ahh texas
[23:07] MARS and no, not them either
[23:07] MARS anyway, I'm going to go shower so that I'm ready to leave

Later

[23:42] |<-- MARS has left xertion.org (Connection closed)
[23:45] -->| Fiar ([email protected]) has joined #UESPForums
[23:46] Alarra Hi Fiar
[23:46] Fiar Howdy howdy!

Fiar was not there for that first conversation.

[Unionhack]

<Unionhack>: I am conflicted between what AKB says and what my brain says
<AKB>: I'm usually more reliable.

[VirtualWeasel]

Saev: go to bed
Djenghis Roundstone: no you [&@%!]
Saev: choke on a limp DICK
Saev: tojo eye lookin slag

[leroybrown]

^Name stolen from a Conan bit, but it was a good one so I approve

[Unionhack]

<Spark01>: the companions suck
<Spark01>: i joined them and i was like "ADVENTURE TIME!" and they were like "WEREWOLF TIME!!" and i was like "no."

[Spark]

18:25] <MARS> : Hey guys I was offline for a day
[18:25] <MARS> : I must apologize for all possible inconveniences but
[18:25] <MARS> : I was [chased by] a minotaur
[18:25] <Unionhack> : HA
[18:25] <Unionhack> : I [&@%!] KNEW IT YOU NERD

In addition, most everything posted by Dark Spark or MARS.

[Unionhack]

<Unionhack>: They made like 5 Highlanders
<Unionhack>: Explain that

<MARS>: Makes zero sense
<MARS>: Because
<MARS>: there can
<MARS>: only
<MARS>: be
<MARS>: one

Mars is killing me.

[Spark]

[quote=TLD]Happy Birthday, Alarra! Hope you have a smashing time and try not to code whilst drunk. Then again, being drunk whilst coding could fix some bugs. [/quote]

Dov has a surprisingly good understanding of how coding works.

[BetaB17]

...I'd argue that Dagoth couldn't form the requisite intent to be good or bad, for our purposes here, as he was crazier than a box of Stormcloak cats.

I may have gave a few more laughs than I should of

[AKB]

On the topic of a paper Teatime is writing:

This thing's gonna contain more stuffing than a thanksgiving turkey...

That is the best description of any paper you weren't really interested in writing or researching, and had to produce in about three hours time. I wish I had thought of that line so badly it hurts.

[Spark]

^lol, I second that AKB.

[Spark]

elaborating on "everything from mars and DS"

<MARS> I am eating a double serving of ramen
<MARS> None of you can stop me
<Spark> uh oh
<Spark> not ramen!
<The-Shadow-One> NOT THE DOUBLE RAMEN
<MARS> YES
<MARS> I have consumed it
<MARS> It's inside me now
<MARS> The tide of history cannot be averted

[Spark]

<Br3admax> Of all the women in this room, you're pretty much one of them.

[MARS]

You could say I've known about the TES world without knowing I knew about it since 200?...

Wow you've lived a really long time.

[ZeRoc]

Obviously he saw the creation of the games whilst looking into the scrolls themselves. How else would he know that far in advance?

[VirtualWeasel]

Little known "fact": All of the inns in Skyrim were supposed to have ATMs but they didn't make it into the final game. That's why there's that curious line of dialogue where you can ask Keerava at the Bee and Barb "Where's the ATM?" and she'll tell you "It's over there... by the restroom."

[The-Shadow-One]

<Thelastdovah>: Don't be absurd
<Thelastdovah>: i was making love to it not talking dirty to it
<Thelastdovah>: and was picturing it as someone else

Do I want to know the context behind this?
Probably not.

[Fiar]

<Thelastdovah>: Don't be absurd
<Thelastdovah>: i was making love to it not talking dirty to it
<Thelastdovah>: and was picturing it as someone else

Do I want to know the context behind this?
Probably not.

All you need to know is..It made MORE sense than what I projected.

[Alarra]

AKB finds the best spot to accidentally copy-paste the same thing:

Sep 28 23:55:20 <&AKB> I was going to play off my article as being more of a "Yeah, this looks weird if you look at it this way, but they're not really an incestuous couple".
Sep 28 23:55:26 <&AKB> THEN I LOOKED AT THE TWO SIDE BY SIDE.
Sep 28 23:55:36 <&AKB> http://images.uesp.net/5/56/SR-npc-High_King_Torygg.jpg
Sep 28 23:55:41 <&AKB> http://images.uesp.net/5/56/SR-npc-High_King_Torygg.jpg
Sep 28 23:55:45 <&AKB> They look alike...
Sep 28 23:56:14 <Fiar> Probably because it's the same picture...

[VirtualWeasel]

As I sip a fresh cup o' doge to start the day, I like to repeat my personal mantra; "Carpe Yolo."
Wow. Such inspiring.

this is [&@%!] perfection

[Dark Spark]

...I am casually looking around now for all the Nirnroot.

I am using the Oblivion Map at http://obmap.uesp.net. This gives map references.

My question is, is it possible to send your character to the locations referenced using the console rather than blindly looking around. It would also help if you could see if there was actually a Nirnroot there and you haven't actually already harvested it.

...I'm up to 238 Nirnroots now. I've just finished looking around the bogs in Blackwood if you pardon the expression! There must be loads more around there but me head was spinning and I needed a rest!

The Wiki reckons there are over 300 but god knows where they all are!

If only the map showed where they were - are there any cheats for this?

This, to you, is 'casually' ?

[Linkuya]

Yeah, I bet Ganon becomes a real beast in the sheets.

I don't know,I've heard he's quite piggish concerning things such as that.

420/10

[Gandalf]

On Monday, i took my functional skills English exam. I feel that i did very well and will be rewarding myself with DA:I if i have passed it. I won't find out untill next month.

On an unrelated note, if England suddenly burns next month, Gandalf did it.

I fully endorse this post on every level - WAIT WHA...?

[Ripcage]

<Thelastdovah>: (What's a sexologist?)
<Ripcage>: A doctor that studies sex.
<Dohva2012>: duh

Captain Oblivious, asking all the hard (No pun intended) questions!