Moderator: Tea Party Mods
Ripcage
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by Ripcage Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:07 am
AKB wrote: Avron the S'wit wrote: I meant to send AKB a reply to a PM where I basically said how awesome I think he is.
No one ever sends me things...
I've sent you flowers on two occasions.
Everyone always forget me.
AKB
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by AKB Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:24 am
Yes, because you are a someone to me!
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Ripcage
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by Ripcage Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:44 am
Ah, I see now.
Alarra
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by Alarra Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:27 am
I love it how the "You are the 100,000th visitor!" ads feel the need to put "This is not a joke!" on it.
Reminds me of the time I got a spam email with the subject line beginning with "Message not junk!"
dzio
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by dzio Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:49 am
That could actually be the nice opening for those penis enlargement ads - "message not junk! Make your junk bigger!"
Rule #137: Always waste time when you don't have any.
Musicman247
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:29 pm
It should be "Message for junk"
dzio
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by dzio Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:32 pm
I think I might have caused the spambots of the internet to believe I'm male by having profiles on too many gaming sites, because they keep sending me those "you can have a huge dong too" messages all the time.
Rule #137: Always waste time when you don't have any.
Musicman247
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:33 pm
Do you read them? Maybe they're for surgery.
dzio
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by dzio Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:41 pm
So you're saying that the bots think I'm a man trapped in a woman's body?
Rule #137: Always waste time when you don't have any.
Musicman247
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:43 pm
Could be. Bots are getting smarter you know.
dzio
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by dzio Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:54 pm
And here I thought I was perfectly happy with my dong-free existence. My whole life is a lie.
Rule #137: Always waste time when you don't have any.
Believe
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by Believe Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:50 pm
You havn't lived until you've had a dong.
*advice given by Believe does not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of UESP, its owners, staff, or users*
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dzio
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by dzio Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:31 pm
I'm on the boob team, we say "pah" to your dongs and scowl in their general direction.
Rule #137: Always waste time when you don't have any.
moonsugarkind
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by moonsugarkind Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:37 pm
forget your dongs. i'd rather have a nice booty in my midst.
t̉ͫ̇o̼͕͍o̖̜̙͓̭͐́ͥ̈́ͅ ̭̠ͬmͥ̆u̗͍͔̪̓ͩͯ̊c͈͚̥̞̯͈ͬ̌h̥͚̄ͤ̂ͭ̐ͦ ̭͇ͥͣͦs̗͖̪̲̳̾͑u̫̣̯͚͓͍̝̐̍g̖̣̅̋a̞̲̥̦͎̳̣̾̈́r͔̘̩ ̊ͯͣr̪͊̂ͬȯ̙̃ͤ͌͆̈̊ͅt͇͖̍̈s̟̩̩͓̻̜͛̽ͣ͒͛ͪ̚ ͍̖͓̝͚̗ͦ̑́ͫ̄̌̄ͅt͖͚̮̒̉̂̒ͨh̐̀ͥͬẹ̙̰̹̤̀ͩ̍ͦ̾ͧ͊ ̊͐s̟̹̼ͯ̀̀͌̌ͯ̚ͅo̭̻̥̜̲͙̻͋̓̂u̥̩̥l͖̟̝͎̓̽͛
MARS
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by MARS Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:43 pm
I'm also partial to the ♀ aspect of things. Not to say ♂ is no good. Gender equality is nice.
Boss makes a dollar
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by moonsugarkind Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:05 pm
Mars wrote: I'm also partial to the ♀ aspect of things. Not to say ♂ is no good. Gender equality is nice.
ye my thought exactly. i'd be good with looking, but not with touching u vu
t̉ͫ̇o̼͕͍o̖̜̙͓̭͐́ͥ̈́ͅ ̭̠ͬmͥ̆u̗͍͔̪̓ͩͯ̊c͈͚̥̞̯͈ͬ̌h̥͚̄ͤ̂ͭ̐ͦ ̭͇ͥͣͦs̗͖̪̲̳̾͑u̫̣̯͚͓͍̝̐̍g̖̣̅̋a̞̲̥̦͎̳̣̾̈́r͔̘̩ ̊ͯͣr̪͊̂ͬȯ̙̃ͤ͌͆̈̊ͅt͇͖̍̈s̟̩̩͓̻̜͛̽ͣ͒͛ͪ̚ ͍̖͓̝͚̗ͦ̑́ͫ̄̌̄ͅt͖͚̮̒̉̂̒ͨh̐̀ͥͬẹ̙̰̹̤̀ͩ̍ͦ̾ͧ͊ ̊͐s̟̹̼ͯ̀̀͌̌ͯ̚ͅo̭̻̥̜̲͙̻͋̓̂u̥̩̥l͖̟̝͎̓̽͛
dzio
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by dzio Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:08 pm
I feel like we should be holding hands and singing uplifting songs, while rainbow flags fly on the wind above us.
Rule #137: Always waste time when you don't have any.
Musicman247
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:09 pm
My favorite movie snack is cheese fries. If those are unavailable, nachos.
dzio
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by dzio Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:09 pm
Nachos go better with rainbows, I think.
Rule #137: Always waste time when you don't have any.
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:10 pm
Double rainbow all the way across the sky. Yeah, yeeeeeeaaaaaah.
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:12 pm
Gideon is a goat, apparently.
MARS
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by MARS Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:13 pm
Ice cream is the best movie snack.
Boss makes a dollar
Veck
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by Veck Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:18 pm
I hate watching films with people that eat "loud" food like crisps. It drives me mad when I can't hear anything because Mr Important decided a pack of Walkers was more important than hearing the film we paid to see.
Gideon Dragontongue
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by Gideon Dragontongue Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:19 pm
Tin cans can be good too, but you have to put some of that popcorn seasoning on there or otherwise they just taste like metal.
Reminds me of the time I got a spam email with the subject line beginning with "Message not junk!"
