The *New* Ranting Thread

[Musicman247]

This isn't a discussion thread guys. Leave rants alone or we'll lock this one too. Fair warning.

[moonsugarkind]

Spoiler:

listen up [&@%!], just because i don't reply to your [&@%!] rps doesn't mean that i'm a bad rper. it means that your ideas are [&@%!] awful and you're negging the [&@%!] out of me then being a dismissive [&@%!] because i don't want to rp incestuous kiddie [&@%!] with you because GUESS WHAT? THAT [&@%!] IS WRONG EVEN IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE """DARK AND EDGY"""" YOU SICK [&@%!]. THAT KIND OF [&@%!] IS NEVER OKAY AND THE FACT THAT YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY WRITING SKILL, RPING LEVEL, AND GENERAL BEHAVIOR PROVES YOU CAN'T DO [&@%!] WITHOUT PUTTING DOWN OTHERS TO GET YOUR WAY. I HOPE EVERY OTHER BIG NAME FANDOM WRITER YOU APPROACH TURNS YOU THE [&@%!] DOWN BECAUSE NO ONE NEEDS TOXIC TRASH LIKE YOU POISONING ANYONE'S SELF CONFIDENCE SO BADLY THAT THEY START QUESTIONING THEIR OWN WORTH A S A CREATIVE PERSON.

[Rose of Sithis]

[&@%!] you.
Believe it or not, I didn't cause cancer. Or AIDS. Or world hunger. I did not do WTC and I did not make Jeffrey Dahmer kill and eat 17 men. I didn't cause the BP oil spill, nor did I start the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire.
But if I were to ask you if that were all my fault? [&@%!], you'd probably say yes.
Stop [&@%!] blaming me for everything. I don't need that [&@%!] from you when I already blame myself for everything.

[VirtualWeasel]

The sun can go [&@%!] its entitled ass.
I don't want your radiation poisoning, [&@%!].

YET YOU SEEM DETERMINED TO BURN LAYERS OF SKIN ANYWAYS

[moonsugarkind]

Dad, stop complaining about everyone being up and go the [&@%!] to sleep. YOU are the one leaving early tomorrow morning not me or my siblings.

[Veck]

4OD needs to [&@%!] off. I don't mind watching ads in between your videos because that's exactly what I'd have to do with TV anyway but why do I have to watch them after refreshing a video that I've already watched ads on? It's not my fault that Youtube's video player is such a monumentally awful piece of trash that can't even get halfway through a 20 minute video without failing to load the rest and needing a refresh and I don't see why I should suffer for it. The BBC may be a hotbed of awful quality TV with paedophiles behind every door and a news service that may as well rename itself to "I love the Tories news" btu at least they don't make me watch more ads than the actual show I'm trying to enjoy.

[Ripcage]

The word 'um' and my new 10th grade English teacher.
Two damn peas in a [&@%!] pod.

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OH MY GOD, SHUT THE [&@%!] UP!

[Derp53]

Oh yes, I really love when you veto all my war efforts, and then lose happiness points when I'm ridiculed by every other [&@%!] leader on the map because I always react to threats instead of invading. And you guess what all you digital citizens that I bust my ass for trying to boost your infrastructure and quality of living, that's your fault for not letting me go to [&@%!] war when the opportunity to take a valuable city state arises. So stop [&@%!] griping that it's your leader's fault when you guys keep stopping me from sending out the tanks.

On a more important note, dad, when will you fix the car? Seriously, I need it, my social life doesn't get any help my introverted behavior but neither does not having a mode transport. I really hope you [&@%!] mean it when you say you're going to drive the car to the shop tomorrow because that's what you've been [&@%!] saying for two weeks.

[philfredobob]

To my two brothers: Could you please stop discussing the same damn things about the same damn game every single [&@%!] night right behind me as LOUDLY AS YOU CAN, while I am trying to play Skyrim? could you not take your discussion or whatever it is you're doing to some other part of the house? I am trying to play a game and get immersed in it, but that can be difficult when the only thing that's going on in my head is your annoying voices continuously chattering away about the SAME.DAMN.THING.EVERY.SINGLE.NIGHT!!

[dzio]

dzio, you [&@%!] idiot. Yes I'm ranting at myself, and at Beth, and at modders, because somehow I [&@%!] up my game to the point that all my saves became corrupted. All of them. Three great characters, each of them quite far along the way and wham, no ma'am, you can't do this. Gah!!!!!

[Gideon Dragontongue]

[&@%!] school, am I right?

[Archer]

Fate is a cruel mistress. Oh so cruel.

[MARS]

I hate you all so [&@%!] much. If I find myself forced to come back here after I leave, I'm going to kill myself rather than come back and deal with you [&@%!] [&@%!] again.


Why don't you just [&@%!] dress your goddamn kids in a [&@%!] red velvet cape and put a goddamn crown on their [&@%!] little heads. And teach them to start every sentence with "Hey [&@%!]! I want..." while you're at it. [&@%!] you, you sorry [&@%!] excuse for a parent.

[Will Zurmacht]

Over fifty percent of the bookmarks in my youtube music folder (accumulated over the course of seven years) are now defunct due to copyright claims, account closures/terminations, or the fact that the uploader removed the video. Thanks Obama.

More generally, annoyance at the impermanence of everything that exists or has existed as part of the interbutt.

[Mauin]

Damn it, man. The one quest/necromancy mod I wanted to try just so happens to break my game!
I mean, really. Whatever happened to playing normal Skyrim? Now with this mod I'm stuck with the horrendous devil-child of the E3 Demo and ordinary Skyrim.
I cannot for the life of me figure out why that's the case. The only thing I can do is delete the mod until a proper solution is found. Which is a damn shame.

[MARS]

This place is going to be the death of me. [&@%!] home, I have to get out.

[Br3admax]

[&@%!] school, am I right?

Yeah, [&@%!] school. School sucks.

[Musicman247]

Negative people suck. Do you have to find the flaw in every little thing you see? Can you not once have something good to say about anything? Get off your damn high horse and live life instead of crapping on it.

[VirtualWeasel]

Not really related to the above, just reminded me.
I hate how positive people can't judge the difference between a realist and a pessimist.
Life has a way of being negative, so realists are most likely gonna be negative, however, they are certainly [&@%!] capable of being positive where it logically makes sense.

[Linkuya]

Gamespot is getting rid of Unions. Damn..

[Mauin]

Why is the [&@%!] dog back here again? If you can't take care of your own [&@%!] dog, then sell it. You clearly aren't capable of handling pets.
This also goes for the people you're sharing your rent with. Perhaps you, the [&@%!] you are, should have considered that they wouldn't want a puppy in the house. We will not take the damn animal if you keep fighting about it. Guess what? It's your [&@%!] dog. Deal with it instead of handing it off to somebody else as soon as the going gets rough. This makes you nothing more than a jerk. It's childish behavior... Behavior that I, nor anybody else in the family, will tolerate.

P.S. We still want that 250,000 that you owe us. You're the reason why this family is living on borrowed cash. Pay up.

[Kerr]

Why does registering what I'm going to do in college have to be so damn stressful and difficult?

[moonsugarkind]

yo [&@%!] i [&@%!] love how when something bad happens to me specifically and i dare to react to it or i do something you don't like, i'm suddenly extremely selfish and don't care about anything but myself.

[Taters]

Netflix: I am not a lunatic [&@%!] retard who watches an entire series of something in one go. TURN OFF YOUR [&@%!] POST PLAY I WANT TO WATCH THE CREDITS OF THIS TV SHOW GODDAMMIT!

[The SheoDovah]

So the [&@%!] [&@%!] in charge want to make voting legally required for 16-24 year olds or face a small fine. Why the [&@%!] is it us? I mean, it's not like we have enough on our [&@%!] plate as it is. Such as trying to find a [&@%!] job and keep getting nowhere. Oh [&@%!] wait, yes it is. FFS, there is a reason why some of us don't vote. Also, I thought we were a [&@%!] democary? Because forcing us to vote doesn't sound like it and breaches our human rights but let's ignore that because who needs human rights. [&@%!] arses. What's next? Forcing us to shine their overpriced shoes? I know who i'm not voting for again. [&@%!] this country and [&@%!] the MPs who are taking a 3 month holiday and have given themselves a [&@%!] 20k pay rise. Dicks. Oh and they can shove their [&@%!] blocker up the part of the human body that features in [&@%!].