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Ooh, ooh, another one


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And then Azura came down and we made love....at least, I thought she was a chick...she is right? RIIIGHT?


RIIIIIGHT


Hey why you guys backing away?

( Daedra are hermaphrodites apparently. )

Beats my religion hands down



God:
"And then Ezekial passed down onto Jaharabeth, and Jaharabeth onto Shezardard, and Shezardard onto Lion, and Lion onto...e.t.c.


Daedra:
"Then me and Hermaeus Mora totally did it, after some blood spilling and ...

First of all welcome to the forums, second of all, why are you posting if you figured out hte problem?

Steal some underwear!

Nothing beats a longswords....with fava beans and a nice cianti.


SFSSFFFFSSFSFSFSS

Bootlicking gets you nowhere

If I had to choose one of the gods to worship from morrowind, I would choose Sheogorath. All that madness and chaos makes me happy as can be.

Sir Gloomus, its teh fork of Horripilation (which means goosebumps)

Theres absolutely no difference really, although, the satisfying crunch of a mace hitting ribs is hard to beat.

Its poop Goddamit!

Pudding? You wish.

Lets take an analysis shall we?:


Hlaalu:

Telvanni:

Redoran:


You have questions?

Gimp costumes are sooooooo pulp fiction.



Plus, I decided to have a bit of fun with this fact, and made Meldor wear full daedric.


Imagine you walk into a store, and you see a short figure wearing menacing armor, then he talks to you...


Did you just murder someone? Funny, I just had the same ...

I losht count of hooow many I drunk *hic*, maybe it was 15 or 14, I don't know dude, the whole night was a blur after that hot khajiit lady picked me up from the bar..whoah, her tail was everywhere *hic*

*Vomits*

I love you bane

I'm so depressed, the one game that was new and exciting and held so much promise for me has now become..



BORING


I'm sorry, but I just don't know what to do, I have no characters at all at the moment (I keep starting anew) and everything seems old and stale, mods aren't a good alternative ...

Man, i should have one POTY, post your post that won you POTY apploud so I can see if I can beat it.

When your going through Molag Mar, and your feeling particularly hungry juuuuuust:



EAT A KHAJIIT
EAT A KHAJIIT
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT CALORIES
OR THE AUTHORITIES
JUUUUST
EAT A KHAJIIT
EAT A KHAJIIT



"What do you want for dinner timmy?"
"Khajiit!"
YAAAY
"Mmmm, skooma and opression makes them extra ...

Or you could ignore those completely and kick everyones butt, since you can't be in deeper trouble than you are right now.

The princess bride did a pretty good job of it...xD

If I become emperor of the world, I'll make sure that movie, any one involved in that movie, anyone who speaks of that movie are all disposed of painfully.

wot wot....



Anyway,
how about a race that doesnt offend anyone, like Khajiit
You can never please everyone, like you said, either animal cruelty or furry's will think its offending them in some bizzare way, but I would like to see a character like that.


Also, I reckon some of the quests ...

My pleasure

huzzah...wai-BANNED

I made so many people laugh, I deserve a prize....Ahem..Bear?

Thank God, I made someone embarass themselves, MyDireLife, you just made my day mate

Try saving then quickloading, It helps me all the time.