Are you fed up of those pesky Bros stealing your girl? Are you tired of having AKB rule over you? If so, then the Cult of The Dovah is right for you. We will teach you how to deal with these "Bros". There are hundreds, if not thousands of pretty chicks to look at and to pursue. We have free booze and we party 24/7. We also teach you various world domination plans and access to the best game in the entire history of well, time. Goat Simulator. Our dental plan is to die for and together, we shall overthrow the damn bros. All I need is your undying loyalty, your oath of loyalty and your soul. In return, you get awesome powers.
Disclaimer: If you are a bro or have Music or Bro or A or K or B in your name, you will be hunted down and made an example of.
Disclaimer #2:Girls are allowed. Unlike the pledgies, we allow both genders.
Disclaimer #3: Spies of AKB or Musicbro will be publicly terminated.
