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Who is your vote? Is it....the fighter's guild porter? The paranoia freak? The Adoring Fan? Dogmantra? :mrgreen: so basically, out of any in the game, who is the most annoying?
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EYJA! :shock: :Angry: annoying -female dog-
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whatever random guard seems to be able to see me inside a house or through a wall whenever i break the law

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The Yellow team champion in the Arena.
Most obnoxious NPC ever. :x

Edit: Dur, Champion, not fighter. :lol:
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The adoring fan! I despise him! but no worries, i have already gotten rid of him, Dive rock shall forever be tainted with his blood!
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In The Inn Of Three Omen and imperial forester stays there... hes so angry and mean pushing people around i killed him in front of everyone..... 8) hehehe i dont care about the bounty it was worth it!
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I think the Champion follower...he also looks like a troll doll.
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The skooma lady in New Sheoth. She is the only npc i've killed out of annoyance.
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Tracyn_Skirata wrote:The skooma lady in New Sheoth. She is the only npc i've killed out of annoyance.
I second this. I gave her skooma to see if she would give me something interesting, but she gave me a gardening hoe... I killed her on the spot, it was well worth the 1000 septims.
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Alval Uvani. Everytime I see and hear him I want to cut him to pieces.
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Aces Andre wrote:Alval Uvani. Everytime I see and hear him I want to cut him to pieces.
I can't believe I forgot about him! First time I saw him in the West Weald inn in Skingrad, I punched him in the nose and Else God-Hater killed him for me.
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I don't like the Annoying Fan. Some call him Adoring, I call him Annoying.

He's really scary, too.
I mean, I...

• Drowned him.
• Pushed him off Dive Rock.
• Slew him with a sword.
• Filled him with arrows.
• Pretty sure I killed him with my Wizard's Fury.

And yet, he is always behind me, staring at me with his disturbing smile. *Shudders*
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every time I fast travel to the Imperial City waterfront, the second I appear and seemingly right in my ear comes.... "EVERYONE NEEDS A COPY OF THE BLACK HORSE COOOURRIER!!!". I always vow to make that guy die a slow painful death but for some reason I never carry through on it.

Mazoga the Orc is pretty obnoxious too with her "Why are we STOPPING?" in that whiny voice and whole lame fake knight back story.
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YEAH! Those Black Horse Courier dirt bags annoy me. I have terrifying memories of walking into Imperial City and hearing them rant on about it for like 5 straight minutes....every time you walk by them. And sometimes..your on your way to do something and they automatically start talking to you and give you one. It is just...WTF MAN!
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LoudonClear wrote:In The Inn Of Three Omen and imperial forester stays there... hes so angry and mean pushing people around i killed him in front of everyone..... 8) hehehe i dont care about the bounty it was worth it!
ME TOO!! I hate him, I spoke to him and he said I was dirty and he was going to kill me :(

AND!!! I dunno if it counts as an NPC, but both me and my boyfriend have got it in many different saved games on 3 separate discs...
THE STALKING PAINT HORSE!!!
It's not Prior Mayblahwhatever's paint horse, it's just called "paint horse" and it's classed as stealing if I ride it, but it turns up everywhere, as if it's supposed to be mine!
It annoys me, simply because it follows me but I can't ride it without getting in trouble.
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That one noble who practically spits in your face when you walk into his house, and then is all like "you wanna go?" Then I was like, "yeah, actually I do." So I whacked him twice, he ran away, and then I killed him. Extremely satisfying. Then I loaded a save game. I forget his name, I just remember he was wearing the fancy green shirt/coat thing.
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Jpot wrote:That one noble who practically spits in your face when you walk into his house, and then is all like "you wanna go?" Then I was like, "yeah, actually I do." So I whacked him twice, he ran away, and then I killed him. Extremely satisfying. Then I loaded a save game. I forget his name, I just remember he was wearing the fancy green shirt/coat thing.
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Am I the only one who finds Ulrich Leland's dialogue obnoxious? Every time someone comes near, it's just "I don't know you and I don't care to know you!" like 3 or 4 times! You'd think he'd only need to say it once. :|
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Jedi Taters wrote:Am I the only one who finds Ulrich Leland's dialogue obnoxious? Every time someone comes near, it's just "I don't know you and I don't care to know you!" like 3 or 4 times! You'd think he'd only need to say it once. :|
I think Ulrich feels the same way. :?
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I can't remember his name, but he sings a song about cliff racers. I try to avoid him whenever possible. If I get too close to him, I know he's going to sing. And if he sings, I know I'll be forced to murder him. The quest that deals with his eviction is one of my favorites, as he is killed during it. Very nice. :D
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CheeseCheese wrote:I can't remember his name, but he sings a song about cliff racers. I try to avoid him whenever possible. If I get too close to him, I know he's going to sing. And if he sings, I know I'll be forced to murder him. The quest that deals with his eviction is one of my favorites, as he is killed during it. Very nice. :D
LOL. I love that guy. He would be one of my favorites. I usually seek him out when in Cheydinhal to see if he'll sing.
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The lady who wrote the coty guide books I hate her so much
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I think everyone is great! Yep, not one person I hate or am annoyed by. All of them serve their purpose, and that's just fine with me. :D
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Aces Andre wrote:
Jpot wrote:That one noble who practically spits in your face when you walk into his house, and then is all like "you wanna go?" Then I was like, "yeah, actually I do." So I whacked him twice, he ran away, and then I killed him. Extremely satisfying. Then I loaded a save game. I forget his name, I just remember he was wearing the fancy green shirt/coat thing.
Lazare Milvan, maybe? :P
Hehe, I pulled out my Hammer and killed him iwth one blow after he insulted me :lol:
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That one orc in Cheydinhal that's like, "Ooh look, a fly! Buzz buzz buzz. Hey look everyone I'm talking to a fly! Buzz buzz buzz,"
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