The *New* Ranting Thread

[Dohva.]

Its irritating/somewhat fascinating when someone tries to argue with me about the validity of Ayurveda and Yoga. Hey pal, going on about the history of the Brits taking over India DOES NOT mean that the spiritual practices that originated there are bogus. The bogus one is you, insulting my spiritual and professional practices by saying they're crap.

Really? And you dare insult Wiccans by throwing them in the same "crappy" group? Then saying Yoga and Ayurveda were invented in the 80s? Brother, you are one ignorant p.o.s. Yoga teaches to love others and let things go, but I've got something planned for the next time we meet. Which we will.

[Justice knight]

Godammit!
Wales is not a part of England, we never have been and never will be! We are our own freaking country!
Oh and also: The Valleys is a [&@%!] TV show and utter disgrace to our country! They picked the stupidest damn people and have them a SCRIPT to act from.
God the next thing you know, people will think WWE wrestling is real...

[Mauin]

Contrary to what you might think, the world does not revolve around you and your cellphone. Get off your gods damned phone for one minute and move your inconsiderate ass out of the way so that others can get through. Get off your [&@%!] phone and pay attention to what is going on around you. You're wasting space and wasting our time.

People these days just cannot live without their [&@%!] phones. Put them down for a while and try actually talking to people. Try paying attention to what is going on around you. Try learning some damned manners!

[&@%!]. I hate people who spent 24/7 on their phones and don't give a rats ass about other people.
Those are the people who are a safety hazard. Those are the people who have the potential to cause multiple accidents because they can't put their piece of [&@%!] phones down.

If your phone is really more important than the lives of the people around you, then you're [&@%!] up in more ways than one. I don't feel sorry for you.

[Rose of Sithis]

Hey.
[&@%!] you.

[Dark Lord Cam]

I hate people who talk to themselves. Because clearly they aren't supposed to be talking to other people. Yes, indeed.

[Veck]

People who constantly post about how depressed they are on Facebook, please go through with those suicides you're threatening so I don't have to waste my life listening to you trying to elicit emotional responses from proles without the kind of professional training or personal interest in you to help rather than making the most of Aneurin Bevan's legacy and getting your collective arses into mental health clinics.

[Mauin]

[&@%!] TV. Seriously, there's nothing good on anymore. Not even on the Discovery Channel.
Used to have all sorts of interesting shows, and now... They're gone. All of it. Replaced by that reality TV [&@%!].

So now I'm stuck watching Merlin on Space... Which is on instead of the Original Series.
Space, why the [&@%!] did you stop playing the Original Series? Along with Deep Space Nine and Enterprise. What, are they not good enough for you, 'o Canada's equivalent of the US Sci-Fi channel? Or whatever its called. You disappoint me greatly.


Also, I think the TV died. It's got all sorts of little dots running in lines and patterns all over it. Wrecking the image.
Then again, it is over 10 years old.

[Ripcage]

I need more records. Now.

[Derp53]

GOD [&@%!] DAMMIT CORYPHEUS, [&@%!] YOU. [&@%!] DUMAT. AND [&@%!] YOUR CHEAPASS FIRE..... I SWEAR ONCE I GET MY ARMORED HANDS ON YOU I WILL [&@%!] RIP YOUR UGLY HEAD OFF AND [&@%!] ON YOUR [&@%!] NECK YOU CHEAP SON A [&@%!]!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BetaB17]

I hate my body... I mean really hate it.. all it ever wants to do is fall apart..
This added stress is literally killing me, causing me to lose blood and energy>_< Joke I do not when I say I can both taste and smell blood.. wouldn't be shocked if it was pooling in my lung as I type this...
I cannot wait for the season to pass and my stresses be gone>_<

[Rose of Sithis]

I [&@%!] hate monkeys. Monkeys are stupid. [&@%!] you, monkeys.
If I ever had a pet monkey I'd cry myself to sleep at night.

[Mauin]

[&@%!] you, cat. [&@%!] you. Seriously. You little furry son of a [&@%!]. Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you. Right now... I hate you so [&@%!] much.

Trying to transfer my lilac seedlings outside for the afternoon... What does my stupid cat do? Parks himself right in front of the door. I'm trying to shoo him away when he gets under my feet and trips me, sending my left foot slamming into the frame of the sliding door. Hit a toe and my heel.


HOLY [&@%!] [&@%!] THAT HURT!

Stood there, clinging to the table, for a minute or two... Crying and cursing like a [&@%!] sailor.

IT STILL HURTS!

[&@%!] it. I ain't gonna be walking properly for a while.

[MARS]

I'm getting real [&@%!] sick of games not supporting XP anymore. I'm also getting real [&@%!] sick of me still having XP even though I was supposed to have upgraded like 3 weeks ago. WHERE MY WINDOWS 8 AT

[philfredobob]

I am sick and tired of seeing people tell me they've ''lost faith in humanity'' because of one thing one person did once, and minor problems. like my idiotic brother who moans about the human race being ''violent, and evil, and awful, and terrible'' and all that jazz.

if it's so easy for you to lose faith in all humanity, why the hell should they have any faith in you?

[Rose of Sithis]

I need someone to direct my anger at and I'm directing it at you, guy who was staring at me at the restaurant I was just at. [&@%!] off. Stare at some other chick who'll appreciate the attention.

[Kerr]

People still own SD TVs game developers. Stop making the text font way too small to read in your games with no option to make it bigger. Looking at you Dead Space.

[MARS]

When I make and sell you something, and say "thank you" at payment, you don't say "you're welcome". I'm doing you a service and you're paying me for it. I say "thank you" for your custom and you say "thank you" for my service. It's not that [&@%!] hard to figure out.

[Rose of Sithis]

Nicholas Hoult is not "gorgeous" and you are wrong if you think he is. He's not even a little bit attractive. [&@%!] you and [&@%!] him.

[MARS]

[&@%!] this computer, [&@%!] Steam, [&@%!] digital distribution systems in general, [&@%!] my life.




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[Rose of Sithis]

Oh look, another rant.
[&@%!] you if you ever try to tell anyone how to raise their kids. Raise your own goddamn kids however you want, but stay the hell out of everyone else's business unless they ask you for your advice. No one wants to hear you preaching "YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR CIRCUMCISING YOUR KID" or "YOU SHOULD BE SHOT FOR HAVING YOUR DAUGHTER'S EARS PIERCED."
Looking at you, Reddit.
Go [&@%!] yourself with a rake.

[Veck]

For Christ's sake Nintendo, could you have not made it clearer to me that I needed to buy an adapter separately from your products? Call me an idiot for not anticipating you doing it as a money-saving measure for owners of your previous console editions but I've kind of grown accustomed to companies providing all the equipment in their products to make the damn things playable for more than half an hour. I would have actually approved of this move if you'd just telegraphed the "HEY [&@%!] YOU NEED TO BUY THE ADAPTER ALONGSIDE THIS IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE" clause a bit more effectively instead of sticking it in those notes nobody reads.

[MARS]

Goddammit, I wish I could just get rid of this [&@%!] always-on phone line. I don't want everyone to be able to call me whenever they damn well please. IT'S MORNING AND I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, YO. You're not even looking for me most of the time. People have cell phones. Call those.

[umadbro?]

YES! May my thread live forever! Rant on my comrades!

[Kerr]

TV shows or films that show clips or stills of what I'm about to watch on the dvd menus. It annoys the hell out of me. I'm going to watch it, I just put the dvd in. You don't have to sell me on it so for [&@%!] sake don't spoil it on me.

Also games where pausing it doesn't pause the sound. If I pause the game I want it to go silent.

[MARS]

[&@%!] mosquitos. How is it possible for me to have seven gigantic mosquito bites on my arms even though I didn't have any when I woke up an hour ago? How fast do these [&@%!] do their thing? God damn.