You know you're...

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:50 am

Everyone knows these kind of jokes... like "You know you're in College when High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early.""

I'd like to hear more, especially some about being British, but they can be about anything.

Dogmantra · Post by **Dogmantra** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:16 pm

You know you're truly English when tea is no longer a drink, but a way of life.

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:36 pm

You know you are truly Irish when you've had potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Trust me, it's happened

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:39 pm

You know you're Canadian when you have hockey sticks in your garage, and no one in your family plays hockey

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:04 pm

You know you're Danish if you come from denmark and like Hakkebøf(Dont know how that's spelled in english) with Bearnaise sauce/Brown sauce(I directly made it from the danish word "brun sovs"

) and Potatos.. Yummeh

Deandra · Post by **Deandra** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:36 pm

The Raven wrote:Hakkebøf

Hakkebøf = Hacked beef = chopped beef maybe?

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:55 pm

You know you are Irish when you are oddly poetic after a few beers

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:48 pm

You know you are truly Irish when you've had potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Trust me, it's happened

Very true!

I could say one but i'd be offending some people

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:17 pm

Deandra wrote:
The Raven wrote:Hakkebøf
Hakkebøf = Hacked beef = chopped beef maybe?

Could be, dont know, it's kinda hard to turn pure danish words into english words sometimes.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:21 pm

You know you're Polish if you add a "y" to an already plural word. Ex: chips-y

(yes, that is how we say "chips" in Polish)

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:07 pm

you know your Californian if you say dude and like every five seconds "like dude what did you do "or the infamous "like oh my God!"

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:22 pm

You know you are Irish if you know someone whose name is Bridie, Mary or Elizabeth. Or all three. Especially the latter.

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:31 am

You know you're Canadian if you get annoyed when people say Canadians speak French

r · Post by r » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:19 am

You know you're a Redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Dogmantra · Post by **Dogmantra** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:14 pm

You know you're a nerd when you can recite pi to 14 decimal places

3.14159265358979[/siz]

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:44 pm

You know you're Irish if you believe Guinness should be it's own food group.

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:27 pm

you know you're dead if you're not moving

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:10 pm

you know you've been studying in britain a while when you realise that British people are queuing politely everywhere except at the bar counter...

Dogmantra · Post by **Dogmantra** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:14 pm

You know you're English when you see someone standing behind another person, and your instinct tells you to queue behind them

Blackhawk Vegal · Post by **Blackhawk Vegal** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:19 pm

you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned

)

Тeatime · Post by **Тeatime** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:36 pm

You know you're a fan of a certain group of comedians when curry or lemons instinctivly makes you go "Lemon curry!?"

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:21 pm

Blackhawk Vegal wrote:you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned )

You know you're in Russia if it takes you more than a week of non-stop driving to get from one edge of the country to the other.

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:46 pm

Vesna wrote:
Blackhawk Vegal wrote:you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned )
You know you're in Russia if it takes you more than a week of non-stop driving to get from one edge of the country to the other.

Only a week?

thought it would have been longer.

You know you're Irish if the further you get away from Ireland the more Irish you become.

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:39 am

Maybe longer. But, considering that most of the country is empty wasteland where you can drive at 100mph and over, I settled for a week.

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:25 am

Blackhawk Vegal wrote:you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned )

You know you're from Australia when your mid sized states are five times the size of Texas.