Favorite ES Insult

[Right-Hand-Of-Sithis]

"We're watching you...

SCUM!"

-One of those [&@%!] Ordinators

"After I kill you, I am going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."

And which TES game was that in???

That, similar to mine, is from Morrowind. I nearly forgot about it.

You are sent to taunt a Dremora, and when you aggravate him enough, he says that and attacks.

[Sam]

Classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMSn5DEineY

[Mod-Loving Wood Elf]

Classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMSn5DEineY

As SOON as I saw the Youtube link, I was thinking, "Yeah. I bet it's gonna be the 'butt-licking khajiit' joke from that racist lizard in Oblivion." I was not dissapointed in my prediction.

[Betina]

Playing Oblivion today and came across a very racist statement that Varel Morvayn said about Hasathil, at Anvil: "The shipmaster Heinrich Oaken Hull has a wood elf for a wife. I'd rather sleep with my horse."

That's just mean. The worst part is that his apprentice is a bosmer!

[Stormborn]

I like - Is that fur coming out of your ears? when it is said to a female character, wish there was a face slapping option.

[MoncarBelvani]

N'wah!

[brain7734]

One that is amusing is 'You'll make a fine rug, cat!'

[Werozzi]

You N'wah!

[Keskyman]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

And also the two harshest fighting taunts I have ever heard. "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death."
and of course most creative of all. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!"

[CBR JGWRR]

What is an N'wah anyway?

[Ysmir]

Your an N'wah for not knowing what N'wah means.

"Stoopid." Now that is a classic.

[CBR JGWRR]

You haven't answered the question...

[Chaos the N'wah]

Until we get an official translation for some of the insults in Ta'Agra, my namesake still holds

(N'wah means foreigner/slave)

[CBR JGWRR]

Ah, thanks.

[Koouraki]

I swear, I've scraped things off the bottom of my boots that were smarter than you. (Modryn Oreyn)
And Valen Dreth´s

[Durnehviir]

My, my, you're a big one. A Nord, I'd guess, right? So strong... But you can't bend steel, can you boy? You can't do anything to get out of here. And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. That's right. You're going to die in here. You hear me, Nord? You're going to die in here!

Classic

[Werozzi]

Just die already so i can take your stuff!

[Leisure Pirate]

"Congratulations. You slaughtered an emaciated beggar in cold blood. You are truly an opponent to be feared."

[Derp53]

"Congratulations. You slaughtered an emaciated beggar in cold blood. You are truly an opponent to be feared."

Nazir burned us all when he said, and he did it with style and red clothing

[Pikestaff]

N'wah, fetcher, s'wit... all insults I hurl around frequently when playing a game. Any game.

[Dark Spark]

I've gotten into the habit of muttering "By the Nine..." whenever something perturbs me.

[Mod-Loving Wood Elf]

When playing as a khajiit: "You look like a cat my cousin had. Killed that too."

Of course, it raiss the question of WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THE CATS IN THE ELDER SCROLLS GAMES?!?

[Werozzi]

Unexistent because of busy developers that can't spend the time just to add cats.

[CBR JGWRR]

When playing as a khajiit: "You look like a cat my cousin had. Killed that too."

Of course, it raiss the question of WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THE CATS IN THE ELDER SCROLLS GAMES?!?

Living in Elsweyr...


Also: "You'll make a fine rug cat." That's just horrible...

[Raynil dralas]

N'wah obviously.

I also like "lets not make this official outlander" the ordinators are just like modern cops