Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Locke08 · Post by **Locke08** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:59 pm

i was running around the forest and had some wolf defy gravity and start flying at me from on top of a hill...made for some fun target practice

evilcabbage · Post by **evilcabbage** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:16 pm

lol one time i punched a civilian in skingrad and the whole city went into a mob

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:36 pm

I found this earlier while having a look on You Tube: Oblivion Speedrun
I posted it here because I didnt want to create a new Topic about it but it is pretty weird though.

Also does anyone know if that trick the person did with the potion work on the console (Xbox360)??
{time of the trick in the video is 8 mins19 secs onwards)

Wolf · Post by **Wolf** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:02 am

I don't know if this was supposed to happen, I imagine not, but when I was escorting Martin to Cloud Ruler, I got ahead of him aways and went back and couldn't find him. I decided to close the Oblivion gate that had popped up near the exit of the Orange raod and the road that leads to Bruma. I got all the way up to the room just before the sigil stone and there they were!!! Martin and Jauffre just standing at the door like nothing had happened... I just thought it was really ironic that the last hope for Tamriel decied he was going to go into Oblivion himself and possibly get killed.

Doctor Meaticus · Post by **Doctor Meaticus** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:10 am

Strollin' through Bruma earlier and a beggar's corpse floated down from the sky and hit the ground, spasmed a few times then took off again, landing on the roof of Olav's Tap n' Tack.

TheJiggySaw · Post by **TheJiggySaw** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:21 am

when i left the arena as grand champion, the fan that folows u around, well i punched him, he punched me, the guards took himon and the 8 year old fan with an iron dagger killed 1, and ALLMOST the 2nd one

Testrum · Post by **Testrum** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:51 am

I was doing the Arena today and I killed whoever I was supposed to kill ran back inside and used the fountain well when I did that the camera went into "vanity" view and showed my character "dead" in the fountain spasiming rapidly and then went back to normal like it was cool

Queue III · Post by **Queue III** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:33 am

I can't remember the family, but in one of the districts in IC there is an entire family of people. They're the ones who say their uncle gave them a job tending gardens or something. WEll one time i walked into a building and they were all spawned inside of it. Good thing I had some ridiculous AoE fire scroll. I used it and they all died. Their bodies were in some sort of incestual orgy thingy

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Also, one time I walked into the flowing bowl and every person but the barter walked out. It hurt my feelings.

Arzock · Post by **Arzock** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:05 pm

bretonbrit wrote:has anyone ever looked behind dagails bed on the top floor of the leyawin mages guild?

seems our resident mage fruitcake may have more than the loss of her amulet to blame for her ramblings

I tihnk she should pay a visit to alcoholics annonymous

Arzock · Post by **Arzock** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:15 pm

I was walking around one day when I found someone lying down but holding his sword with it sticking through his head!

ddpacker · Post by **ddpacker** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:17 pm

I once shot a fireball at a pirate for fun, during the quest where the guards are looking for that one Doyen, they thought he stole the bust... well... the pirate must have been doing some skooma cuz he went FLYYIIINNNNGGGG!!! Well, nobody saw me, but the guards started running in that direction, to check his pulse. Well now, 3 days later (2 game days) I was swimming around in Niben Bay, and guess what I found? Five dead guards surrounding the dead pirate, and a whole bunchload of Mudcrabs. It was a riot.

One time I put a battleaxe I duplicated a whole bunchload of Battleaxes in the middle of the Arcane University (they were still feuding with the guards) and all of the mages put down their staves, picked up the axes, and the guards picked up the staves.

One time I [&@%!] off Jauffre on the way to cloud ruler (during a mission) and I fast traveled to that really high cliff place (forgot the name, it's the one with the Underfrykt Matron) and hyped on fortify acrobatics stuff, I jumped off of the edge and quickly turned around, landed on Jauffre, jumped onto the cliff, and attacked him from the back, he went FLYING!! I climbed down the mountain and saw him about a mile away... And then I yielded to him and finished the mission...

zhugie · Post by **zhugie** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:10 pm

I dunno why, but the mage aprrentice was ordering the mage scholler around.

zhugie · Post by **zhugie** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:26 am

Just now, I walked in to the white stalion lodge and lo behold. a bandit hedge wizard. he said hi and left. weird or what?

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:10 am

wierdest moment for me i was doing the mazoga quest at fishermans rock anyway she talks to the bandit and i see a forester chasing a deer then mazoga starts fighting the forester also gets into it but accidently hits the orc i fast travel to end it except every time i try to enter leyawiin castle mazoga always gets into a fight with any and all guards nearby this really annoyng when trying to finish the quest as i to be quick to talk to the count before the gets killed. and other nps will get into the fight too the was also init once ihad load a lot of saves.

VivaDelSol · Post by **VivaDelSol** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:07 am

i once took an imperial guards body and grabbed the shield that was on top of his arm and walked away. but instead of dragging his body, his arm was picked up along with the shield and was stretching with my movements, so i put the shield in my inventory and crashed my system, but i was laughing so hard i didn't notice until a while later.

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:12 am

i once somehow got two mage apprentices to follow me around. though they started fighting each other a lot.

Wolf · Post by **Wolf** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:13 am

I actually made a Command Humanoid spell and had the mage's guild following me around, then for some reason they started fighting, someone died and I got kicked out

ddpacker · Post by **ddpacker** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:14 am

Heldor wrote:I actually made a Command Humanoid spell and had the mage's guild following me around, then for some reason they started fighting, someone died and I got kicked out

Probably because you somehow depleted their liking to you along the way, once the spell wore off one of them got angry and attacked the others (who were trying to defend you)

When I was doing the quest where I have to kill Syl (for her throne) I killed her with my Dawnfang and her body flew through the maze, and when she hit a wall, it would do more fire damage and she would fly off of the wall. She appeared at a dead end in one side of the maze, Nerveshatter was on the other side.

Billy Bones · Post by **Billy Bones** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:52 am

I'm at memorial cave, sneaking up on Seridur to put an end to the "Order of the Virtuous Blood" quest when all of a sudden Baurus bursts in, saying "There you are. You're proving a very difficult person to find. We've got to hurry to the IMperial City sewers, follow me" or words to that effect.

So I ignore Baurus for the time being, and he follows me from a distance, beckoning me with his hand, but while I'm dealing with the vampire's lair he's just standing there, waving at me. Thanks for your help buddy!

Then, we finally get out of the cave and he wants me to follow him, but he has to amble there - on the highway only - all the way around the perimiter of the lake until we can get to the big long bridge way over the other side of the imp city.

I tried to run ahead and get him to follow, but every time I did that he just stood and looked at me. Then I tried to fast travel, but he wouldn't follow me, so I just decided to go on with my business and finally Baurus started to move on his own, reaching the IC about 20 hours later.

So much for being in a hurry...

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:55 pm

i once found five dead guards and a live one the dead ones were surrounding an imp and the live one was just standing there i found them after i fast traveled to a fort near chorrol.

Caldyn_Blade · Post by **Caldyn_Blade** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:04 pm

Here's the reason I only Fast Travel to the main Towns anymore....

I Fast Travelled to a settlement just outside Leyawiin as it was close to another quest, riding Shadowmere... No sooner than I get there and dismount, do I hear combat music, and see Shadowmere bolt off... Knowing that others have had her disappear never to be seen again, I run after her. She's fighting a Will o the Wisp. Of course, since your horse is considered a guildmate, I don't want to hit it, and I know Shadowmere will respawn, so I watch. Then a bandit comes in, and starts helping with the Will o the Wisp. Then, a travelling guard comes in, and starts hitting on the bandit, then another guard wanders in, and starts whacking on the Will o the Wisp.

It seemed like nobody was getting anywhere, so I just donned my Cowl, and killed everyone but Shadowmere, hehe...

Boudro · Post by **Boudro** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:15 pm

i was walking around on Glarthir's stupid quest tracking the guy that works in the vineyard and i see these two Imperial legion foresters fighting each other. all of the sudden, Tutious Sextius runs down from the castle and kills the two guards with his bear hands... so im backing up (cause im really afraid of this maniac) and he goes into skingrad.. well i loot the two guard and the quest thing pops up saying Glarthir is dead... i go into Skingrad and its a mass freakin peasant revolt... i see like 20 ppl dead and tutious sextius runnin towards me screaming.... i got the heck out of there... quick

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:46 pm

Wiki wrote:[url=http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Imperial_Legion_Forester]One notable quirk with the Foresters' AI is their tendency to get into fights with other Legion members. Whenever a Forester hunts for a deer (i.e., whenever a deer passes by), any nearby guards or Legion members (including any other Foresters) will chase and attack the Forester. The two NPCs will invariably fight to the death. One place where fights between Foresters are particularly common is west of Bruma, near Applewatch, where two Foresters patrol fairly close to each other.

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Third paragraph of the article

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However stumped in regards to Mr. Sextius' behaviour

perhaps he got hit with an arrow by accident, proceeded to fight the guard who shot him and then another guard got dragged into the fight. then he fled into town where he was attacked by other guards who were trying to arrest him and then the citizens attacked Toutius cos he was attacking the guards. But thats just my opinion

Ballin · Post by **Ballin** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:53 pm

Guy No. 2 wrote: Third paragraph of the article .
However stumped in regards to Mr. Sextius' behaviour
perhaps he got hit with an arrow by accident, proceeded to fight the guard who shot him and then another guard got dragged into the fight. then he fled into town where he was attacked by other guards who were trying to arrest him and then the citizens attacked Toutius cos he was attacking the guards. But thats just my opinion

Or he was on crack, you never know

SavageT1337 · Post by **SavageT1337** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:57 pm

1. I saw a Goblin sitting in a barrel with ale in his hand.

2. Everyone thinks I'm a vampire even though I'm not.

3. A giant MUDCRAB!