The Skyrim NPC Memorial Thread

[Dohva.]

Finn...I am also having problems with all these vampires killing npcs. But I do not want to do the DG questline again sooooo....so long as my husband, kids and housecarls stay alive all is well. :/ The thought of having to do that questline over again gives me a headache.

[Derp53]

Finn...I am also having problems with all these vampires killing npcs. But I do not want to do the DG questline again sooooo....so long as my husband, kids and housecarls stay alive all is well. :/ The thought of having to do that questline over again gives me a headache.

you have access to the console no? And sure there's a mod that deals with the vamp attacks too. I completely agree with you, it's another reason I hate vampires even more. Besides the fact their nothing but bloodsucking barbaric parasites.

[Dohva.]

They are just tough and annoying. I am getting real tired of fast traveling somewhere and getting vampires AND dragons spawned. I rather deal with the dragons that carry gold and souls. Yet another reason why I dislike fast travel.

[Derp53]

the loot on vamps is actually quite valuable. I like having a large of vampire dust tbh. Anyway there should be a mod in the skyrim nexus that solves your problems Dovahkiin

[Dohva.]

I will look that up, derp. Its getting out of control. It seems she can't go anywhere without those vampires sniffing her out. They've killed my favorite npcs, so not fair.

[Mauin]

I will look that up, derp. Its getting out of control. It seems she can't go anywhere without those vampires sniffing her out. They've killed my favorite npcs, so not fair.

You might consider giving this a shot.
I haven't had anybody die since.


RIP Master Vampire.
It's too bad I didn't get to fight you. Mylani hasn't had the chance to fight a Vampire yet.
Actually, I have absolutely no clue what killed you. Your dead body was found lying outside Dawnstar nearby an Aspiring Mage. Surely it wasn't him... Was it?

[Pilaf The Defiler]

Not really an NPC but RIP Champion's Cudgel. I disenchanted you and destroyed your physical form because I wrongly assumed you were the only weapon with Chaos Damage. I was wrong and now feel dumber and poorer for my decision.

Also

Spoiler:

RIP General Falx Carius. You were a likable guy 200 years ago, and you still thought you were doing what's right, but I had to put you down. And then I broke your Cudgel because I had a dumb moment.

[Derp53]

Not really an NPC but RIP Champion's Cudgel. I disenchanted you and destroyed your physical form because I wrongly assumed you were the only weapon with Chaos Damage. I was wrong and now feel dumber and poorer for my decision.

Also

Spoiler:

RIP General Falx Carius. You were a likable guy 200 years ago, and you still thought you were doing what's right, but I had to put you down. And then I broke your Cudgel because I had a dumb moment.

And to think I held the thought you were knowledgeable about ES. Also I wish I didn't have to kill Falx Carius either. I liked him in Bloodmoon

[Pilaf The Defiler]

Not really an NPC but RIP Champion's Cudgel. I disenchanted you and destroyed your physical form because I wrongly assumed you were the only weapon with Chaos Damage. I was wrong and now feel dumber and poorer for my decision.

Also

Spoiler:

RIP General Falx Carius. You were a likable guy 200 years ago, and you still thought you were doing what's right, but I had to put you down. And then I broke your Cudgel because I had a dumb moment.

And to think I held the thought you were knowledgeable about ES. Also I wish I didn't have to kill Falx Carius either. I liked him in Bloodmoon

I'm knowledgeable about people, places and stuff like that.

New items and enchantments kinda stump me. I thought "Oh, this is a great looking weapon." Then "Wow, what a great enchantment. Too bad I favor axes..." Then "Wow, you can disenchant it! That's unusual for a unique effect. It'd be a pity to but the enchantment is too good..." Then later I find a Dagger with Chaos Damage and I went and slapped the nearest available nun. True story.

[Derp53]

Not really an NPC but RIP Champion's Cudgel. I disenchanted you and destroyed your physical form because I wrongly assumed you were the only weapon with Chaos Damage. I was wrong and now feel dumber and poorer for my decision.

Also

Spoiler:

RIP General Falx Carius. You were a likable guy 200 years ago, and you still thought you were doing what's right, but I had to put you down. And then I broke your Cudgel because I had a dumb moment.

And to think I held the thought you were knowledgeable about ES. Also I wish I didn't have to kill Falx Carius either. I liked him in Bloodmoon

I'm knowledgeable about people, places and stuff like that.

New items and enchantments kinda stump me. I thought "Oh, this is a great looking weapon." Then "Wow, what a great enchantment. Too bad I favor axes..." Then "Wow, you can disenchant it! That's unusual for a unique effect. It'd be a pity to but the enchantment is too good..." Then later I find a Dagger with Chaos Damage and I went and slapped the nearest available nun. True story.

You're letting us down Pilaf! That hammer is the only one of it's kind and you destroyed it icebrains! I keed but that is quite a derp, here these are normally for ZeRoc but in this case you deserve a derp too *gives Pilaf a derp*

[perylousdemon]

RIP All the Imperial Guards of Solitude, I'm just trying to kill a god damn emperor, get off my back will ya?

^This. I think my bounty in Solitude is up to like...11k gold right now.

[Pilaf The Defiler]

Well, on the other hand my Nord is a Master Crafter and has absorbed like 200 Dragon Souls since 11/11/11. He probably has photographic memory at this point. He'll just build a replica and then improve the original design.

[Derp53]

Well, on the other hand my Nord is a Master Crafter and has absorbed like 200 Dragon Souls since 11/11/11. He probably has photographic memory at this point. He'll just build a replica and then improve the original design.

too late buddy, you derped

[Pilaf The Defiler]

Well, on the other hand my Nord is a Master Crafter and has absorbed like 200 Dragon Souls since 11/11/11. He probably has photographic memory at this point. He'll just build a replica and then improve the original design.

too late buddy, you derped

Nah. I never lose. When I lose, I really win because I know how not to lose next time. EXCELSIOR.

[Derp53]

Well, on the other hand my Nord is a Master Crafter and has absorbed like 200 Dragon Souls since 11/11/11. He probably has photographic memory at this point. He'll just build a replica and then improve the original design.

too late buddy, you derped

Nah. I never lose. When I lose, I really win because I know how not to lose next time. EXCELSIOR.

well, in that case, you get to keep the derp

[Pilaf The Defiler]

RIP two masked cultists who attacked me weeks ago when I first installed the DLC.

Your semi naked bodies still lie in Whiterun, and guards are constantly shocked at them.

They were useful when training my Conjuration to 100, because I kept casting soul trap on them.

[Dohva.]

-RIP Anska, struck down by Onmund's scimitar as you begged for your life. It was unclear to Felina what triggered the fight between you two, but all she could do was watch in confusion as her husband bested you. His magickal skills were superior to yours, as was his blade. Perhaps you shouldn't have been so racist towards Felina while she was helping you find your scroll, then maybe she would have stopped Onmund from killing you. She slid your body inside a tomb, may you rest sexy in Sovngarde you cougar, you.

They shall never know what your scroll was for. Sigh.

-RIP Severio Pelagia. Killed by a master vampire then used as his thrall. How disrespectful. You were such a cool dude and even gave my assassin two letters of inheritance. You must have double liked her.

-RIP Anise. And here we thought you were an innocent old lady! Thought you could best the Dohvakiin?

[Finn Wolfshorn]

RIP Brynjolf, Cynric Endell, Delvin Mallory, Dirge, Etienne Rarnis, Galathil, Mercer Frey, Niruin, Rune, Sapphire, Thrynn, Tonilia, Vekel the Man, Vex and Vipir the Fleet. It was our wedding anniversary and I had promised Mjoll we'd do something special together.

[Leisure Pirate]

RIP Vald

I was too lazy to do your incredibly easy fetch quest, sorry.

[Stormborn]

R.I.P. - Unnamed Forsworn Briarheart. I didn't realise that when the Hags took your Heart out they also replaced your brain with an acorn. Did you really think that I was just going to stand there waiting for you to kill me.

[Pilaf The Defiler]

RIP Bandit Marauder who thought it was a good idea to shoot arrows at the guy riding on the back of a Revered Dragon. I can't say you will be missed, but you amused me.

[Br3admax]

We got dragons inside of people, on dragons. RIP every bandit in Halted Stream Camp.

[Dohva.]

RIP Silius. Your life was spared because I didn't want that dagger, but you unfortunately bumped into Shadowmere on the way down the stairs leading from Mehrunes's shrine. My assassin was too busy fighting off the dremora to save you from her horse. Its unclear what happened to trigger the demon horse, but I'm sure your life won't be the last one he'll take.

[Dohva.]

RIP Nilsine Shatter-Shield and a handful of guards in Windhelm. Plus a master vampire. Sylmirie watched as Onmund killed ALL of you by himself. I don't know what's gotten into him lately, but he has been much more violent. Perhaps its just my imagination. Anyway, at least the elf's nose was clean on this one.

[Mauin]

RIP Thadgeir.
Killed by a Master Vampire before Ruvaak even knew what was going on.

RIP Falkreath Goat.
I hate you. You made me go on a pointless killing spree all because I didn't want to pay the bounty you got me.

RIP Falkreath Guards.
I blame the goat. It's all the goat's fault. Scapegoat.