Orc Women

boltonbrowne · Post by **boltonbrowne** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:29 am

This is why I love them...

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If there are any fellow orc-lovers out there, feel free to share your reasons!

And if you don't think they're unbelivably sexy, open this spoiler...

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Strange....don't know why that first img isn't turning up. Link should work...

Pilaf The Defiler · Post by **Pilaf The Defiler** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:43 pm

I'm a big fan.

Orc women make my dark knight rise.

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:55 pm

Aaaaaaannnd— eew.

talk page · Post by **legoless** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:03 pm

I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.

House of the Wolf · Post by **House of the Wolf** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:18 pm

To each their own taste(s).. There are fetishes dedicated to Oompa Loompa attraction, so..why not Orc?

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:33 pm

House of the Wolf wrote:To each their own taste(s).. There are fetishes dedicated to Oompa Loompa attraction, so..why not Orc?

Mind you, Orcs epitomize strength. Ain't nuthin' feminine 'bout that.

As to Oompa Loompas: green hair, orange skin. Carrots. *horrified shudder*

Crimson-Claw · Post by **Crimson-Claw** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:37 pm

It's those teeth. They're a bit of a turn-off...

House of the Wolf · Post by **House of the Wolf** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:37 pm

Dark Spark wrote:
House of the Wolf wrote:To each their own taste(s).. There are fetishes dedicated to Oompa Loompa attraction, so..why not Orc?
Mind you, Orcs epitomize strength. Ain't nuthin' feminine 'bout that.

As to Oompa Loompas: green hair, orange skin. Carrots. *horrified shudder*

Hey, I don't mind strong, masculine-type women--I just want to be able to actually kiss them, you know...without fear of an overbite ripping my face off. (And I'm just keeping this as PG as I can)

Yaije · Post by **Yaije** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:00 pm

legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.

Those are men?

talk page · Post by **legoless** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:27 pm

Yaije wrote:
legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.
Those are men?

male elves*

Evil-i · Post by **Evil-i** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:51 pm

legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.

A lowly turnip is more masculine than an elven man.

Orc love I can understand, but I'll never understand the elven fetish that saturates this forum.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:09 pm

Evil-i wrote:
legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.
A lowly turnip is more masculine than an elven man.

Orc love I can understand, but I'll never understand the elven fetish that saturates this forum.

Hissien much jk? I always liked orc ladies, I've never actually, cared about the overbite because nord females are better for those purposes.

p-sto · Post by **p-sto** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:26 pm

Ethereal Eleven Overhaul does a lot to help the looks of Altmer. I now find myself stopping to look at Niranye from time to time. As for orcs, they don't do much for me but I see how some people could like them.

Dohva. · Post by **Dohva.** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:01 am

I find Orc women rather beautiful in an exotic way. Their big teeth are endearing.

And I'm all for elfie love. (P-sto, not all of them need Ethereal Elven Overhaul ha ha)

MidbossVyers · Post by **MidbossVyers** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:10 am

Admittedly, the Skyrim ones look better than the Oblivion ones.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:13 am

Dohvakiin2012 wrote:I find Orc women rather beautiful in an exotic way. Their big teeth are endearing.

And I'm all for elfie love. (P-sto, not all of them need Ethereal Elven Overhaul ha ha)

Niranye is the only exception for this, and maybe Ondolemar. But that's about it really, Also Sylmirie, I forgot her too

Dohva. · Post by **Dohva.** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:33 am

I think you can make any character of any race attractive if you take the appropriate time on their face.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:37 am

Oh yeah, remember Ariel. That only took an hour of work on her face

Yaije · Post by **Yaije** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:34 am

legoless wrote: male elves*

again... those are male?

Stormborn · Post by **Stormborn** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:19 am

This forum goes to some weird places!

This Is My Name · Post by **This Is My Name** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:45 am

Stormborn wrote:This forum goes to some weird places!

This is nothing compared to the Bioware Social Network.

Red Guardian · Post by **Red Guardian** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:58 pm

I like Orc women too, TC. You're not alone.

I find that strength belief to be kinda sexy. Nobody likes a wimp.

Hissien · Post by **Hissien** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:22 pm

The red eyed orc looks like a Dunmer with an underbite...

Anyway I'm not really into beings that actually worship a god born from poo…

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:40 pm

Hissien wrote:The red eyed orc looks like a Dunmer with an underbite...

Anyway I'm not really into beings that actually worship a god born from poo…

Actually, Malacath was eaten first then came out, without the poo part. And at least orcs can swing a two handed weapon without looking they need a break after every swing. cough *altmer/bosmer* cough cough

Hissien · Post by **Hissien** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:45 pm

Oh so he is poo. That is so much better!

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