How is your Skyrim married life?

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CBR JGWRR
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Re: How is your Skyrim married life?

Post by CBR JGWRR »

I quite like the line afterward though.
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Re: How is your Skyrim married life?

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My married life in Skyrim is dull, repetitive, and totally sexless. However the money from the shop doesn't go amiss, but it's only small comfort for the amount of stuff my spouse and steward have been knocking off all my shelves! What do those two do in there when I'm away…?
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Re: How is your Skyrim married life?

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Hum, my wife only walks backwards, gets stuck in the bed sometimes, don't know how to open doors, and my house have poltergeists because my manequinn walks, floats and pose when I enter my house. And my horse doesn't like the air of Falkreath, even though I have a stable for him, he likes to travel to Markath. Yes, my married life is hilarious.
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