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Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:16 pm

OK how about my dremora lord (and pikachu) sig vs cactus and 10 of his minions

MyDireLife · Post by **MyDireLife** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:18 pm

What are Cactus's minions?

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:22 pm

lets let cactus answer that

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:39 pm

A combination of UESP forum members and a legion of armored xenomorph soldiers.

MyDireLife · Post by **MyDireLife** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:48 pm

Im gonna have to go with cactus on this one

I pretty sure i could take out like 5 Dremora Lords......

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:35 pm

MyDireLife wrote:Im gonna have to go with cactus on this one

I pretty sure i could take out like 5 Dremora Lords......

with your staff of light AKA a lamp

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:51 am

PIKACHU!
He would bore everyone to death with is very limited english knowledge. (If pikachu is even english...)

ddpacker · Post by **ddpacker** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:57 am

Pssh, Pikachu and Dremora

Who would win...

Bruce Willis or a Xivilai

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:21 am

Xivilai.

Nuff said.

MyDireLife · Post by **MyDireLife** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:22 pm

Well, Bruce Willis cant summon a Clanfear.....

So with Strength In Numbers, Xivilia fer sure.

Тeatime · Post by **Тeatime** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:48 pm

Easily Xivilai

So, how about Xivilai vs Daedroth

And, MyDireLife, nice sig.

A little hard to read when the letters are like that but still cute, though after reading it I'm a little confused about what it says

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:46 pm

ey.. don't complain about my mad paintshop skills. Plus, the letters go counterclockwise, starting from the top left (well, technically starting with the large on in the center).

MyDireLife · Post by **MyDireLife** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:12 pm

Yes i like my sig alot to

Damn, well i just looked up the Xivilia, becuase im not able to summon one yet. I use the Deadroth all the time, and i seriously think that that would be a really good fight.

Xivilia - 15 pts melee, 240 Life
Deadroth - 40 pts melee, 280 Life

But this is wear it gets interesting...

Xivilia - 50 Spell absorption, Heat Blast(70 fire dmg on target)
Lightning Bolt(35 Lightning dmg on target)
Deadroth - Shock Resist -20, Shield 20 points, Firey Breath(20 pts in 5 feet)

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:21 pm

Xivilai if the the Deadroth gets hit every time by his spells.

Ok what about this:

An army from the Cactus Empire against an undead army of Mrs T ex-husbands.

EDIT:
Ok it got nothing to do with Oblivion but let's forget that this time ok? I'm so curious about your replies

Тeatime · Post by **Тeatime** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:11 pm

I'd say the Xivilai

Umm, basleijser, you do realize that I've only been married two times?

Though Mr Teatime could probably take down a small army by himself

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:16 pm

Well considering Mrs. T's logic on this batlle, I would be foolish not to pick her ex-husbands(one is able to take on an army by himself). Unless they are in their pie form

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Тeatime · Post by **Тeatime** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:23 pm

Guy No. 2 wrote:Well considering Mrs. T's logic on this batlle, I would be foolish not to pick her ex-husbands(one is able to take on an army by himself). Unless they are in their pie form .

A small army that is, though I don't know what cacti soldiers are like

The wikipedia wrote:Most of the time, Mr. Teatime seems a pleasant, albeit odd, young man. However, he possesses physical abilities which defy physics, and has been known to perform feats such as stabbing through all layers of clothing but stopping before hitting flesh, doing the same thing but with eyelids instead of clothing and eyes instead of flesh, flipping on thin air, and killing so fast he appears to be a blur, all of which he will do without any notice or provocation.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:11 pm

Mrs T wrote:A small army that is, though I don't know what cacti soldiers are like

Cactus wrote:A combination of UESP forum members and a legion of armored xenomorph soldiers.

I was using legion in the "ancient Rome" sense of the word, which according to the wikipedia, that's between 4,200 and 5,200 bodies. So, around 4,700 armored xenomorphs along with a sporadic mix of UESP bodies mixed in. I think they could take on your two ex-husbands, especially since they are also fully equipped with brainsucker launchers (as seen in the PC game X-COM Apocalypse) that shoot out facehuggers as ammo.

MyDireLife · Post by **MyDireLife** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:56 pm

Hmmm.... This is a tuff one..... I say Deadric Writing Sig's win, wait i mean......... Cactus's Army.

weka · Post by **weka** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:39 pm

I vote for the Cactus King.

Afterall, they are ex-husbands!

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:40 am

Wow! Page 200! Now all we need is 3000 posts...
Ok anyway I think this match is dead..
But did the Cactis people win?

Anyway...

Next match:

Grummite Deathdealer

Vs

Will-o-Wisp

ddpacker · Post by **ddpacker** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:51 am

Will-o-Wisp

Deathmist · Post by **Deathmist** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:08 am

Will of The Wisp. I don't think think that the Grummites' weapons can damage ghost.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:12 am

Deathmist wrote:Will of The Wisp. I don't think think that the Grummites' weapons can damage ghost.

Oh yeah...

Oh well! Will O Wisp wins!

Next match anyone?

The Most Unholy · Post by **The Most Unholy** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:15 am

Army of xivilai vs. army of redguards?

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