The Skyrim NPC Memorial Thread

[Mauin]

RIP the entire non-essential population of Dawnstar.
What started as a simple Dark Brotherhood contract soon became a full Werewolf rampage.

Oh, and speaking of Werewolf rampages...
RIP every NPC from Dawnstar to Falkreath. Apparently it was one of those freakishly long transformations, too. I couldn't help but kill whoever got in my way.

[DikaSmausha]

That is a long run of kills.

[Finn Wolfshorn]

RIP all you good people of Dragon Bridge (except, for some reason, Lodvar). I was truly surprised to find your village depopulated, until it dawned on me that I might have had something to do with it... one of those occasions when Serana got carried away castigating people who object to being fed on and I couldn't be bothered to check whom I cut down in order to extricate the two of us from the resulting throng of angry guards and villagers.

Oh boy... Now at least I know why that Winking Skeever guy glowers at me like that whenever I enter his inn. (Didn't keep him from taking my 500,- investment though, the hypocrite.)

[Mauin]

Dark Brotherhood spoilers ahead:

Spoiler:

RIP Grelod the Kind.
You definitely deserved that. Gotta agree with Runa, though. Kill one person and you can solve so many problems.

RIP Vasha.
Creepy Khajiit fellow. Nearly made me spell creepy as "kreepy" and Khajiit as "chajiit." That would have been tragic. Or funny. Either way.

RIP Alain Dufont.
I don't even want to know what you did.

RIP Nilsine Shatter-Shield.
I wasn't observed when I killed you, yet I still got the 1000 gold bounty. Some Guard somewhere must have primitive x-ray vision.

RIP Vittoria Vici.
Shot in the heart while she was addressing her guests. Nobody even realized the suspicious looking Argonian with an arrow notched to her bow was an assassin.

RIP Asgeir Snow-Shod.
Stormcloaks. Pah.

RIP Vulwulf Snow-Shod.
Saying bad things about the Imperials was your doom.

RIP Gaius Maro.
Don't worry. It was just a matter of business. I had nothing personal against you.

RIP Anton Virane.
I killed you and stole your clothes. Then went on a rampage and killed all the Guards in Markarth.

RIP the Gourmet.
Yet another matter of business. Though, I must say you didn't handle your approaching death too well. Got a little bit awkward.

RIP Commander Maro.
You deserved what you got. I shall never forget the sight of Festus' corpse, filled with arrows and stuck firmly to that tree.

RIP Emperor Titus Mede II.
It was just... Good business.
PS. I did what you asked.

RIP Amaund Motierre.
Asking to have the Emperor killed, hm? Your funeral.

RIP Narfi, Beitild, Ennodius Papius, Hern, Hert, and Lurburk.
Little side contracts. Good for rampages, not so good for the pay.


Oh, and...
RIP an uncountable number of Guards.
Tee hee. I was just bored. No hard feelings, eh?

[DaedraPuppet]

Dark Brotherhood spoilers ahead:

Spoiler:

RIP Grelod the Kind.
You definitely deserved that. Gotta agree with Runa, though. Kill one person and you can solve so many problems.

RIP Vasha.
Creepy Khajiit fellow. Nearly made me spell creepy as "kreepy" and Khajiit as "chajiit." That would have been tragic. Or funny. Either way.

RIP Alain Dufont.
I don't even want to know what you did.

RIP Nilsine Shatter-Shield.
I wasn't observed when I killed you, yet I still got the 1000 gold bounty. Some Guard somewhere must have primitive x-ray vision.

RIP Vittoria Vici.
Shot in the heart while she was addressing her guests. Nobody even realized the suspicious looking Argonian with an arrow notched to her bow was an assassin.

RIP Asgeir Snow-Shod.
Stormcloaks. Pah.

RIP Vulwulf Snow-Shod.
Saying bad things about the Imperials was your doom.

RIP Gaius Maro.
Don't worry. It was just a matter of business. I had nothing personal against you.

RIP Anton Virane.
I killed you and stole your clothes. Then went on a rampage and killed all the Guards in Markarth.

RIP the Gourmet.
Yet another matter of business. Though, I must say you didn't handle your approaching death too well. Got a little bit awkward.

RIP Commander Maro.
You deserved what you got. I shall never forget the sight of Festus' corpse, filled with arrows and stuck firmly to that tree.

RIP Emperor Titus Mede II.
It was just... Good business.
PS. I did what you asked.

RIP Amaund Motierre.
Asking to have the Emperor killed, hm? Your funeral.

RIP Narfi, Beitild, Ennodius Papius, Hern, Hert, and Lurburk.
Little side contracts. Good for rampages, not so good for the pay.


Oh, and...
RIP an uncountable number of Guards.
Tee hee. I was just bored. No hard feelings, eh?

I lol'ed quite hard the entire time I was reading.

[snapple]

Dark Brotherhood spoilers ahead:

Spoiler:

RIP Grelod the Kind.
You definitely deserved that. Gotta agree with Runa, though. Kill one person and you can solve so many problems.

RIP Vasha.
Creepy Khajiit fellow. Nearly made me spell creepy as "kreepy" and Khajiit as "chajiit." That would have been tragic. Or funny. Either way.

RIP Alain Dufont.
I don't even want to know what you did.

RIP Nilsine Shatter-Shield.
I wasn't observed when I killed you, yet I still got the 1000 gold bounty. Some Guard somewhere must have primitive x-ray vision.

RIP Vittoria Vici.
Shot in the heart while she was addressing her guests. Nobody even realized the suspicious looking Argonian with an arrow notched to her bow was an assassin.

RIP Asgeir Snow-Shod.
Stormcloaks. Pah.

RIP Vulwulf Snow-Shod.
Saying bad things about the Imperials was your doom.

RIP Gaius Maro.
Don't worry. It was just a matter of business. I had nothing personal against you.

RIP Anton Virane.
I killed you and stole your clothes. Then went on a rampage and killed all the Guards in Markarth.

RIP the Gourmet.
Yet another matter of business. Though, I must say you didn't handle your approaching death too well. Got a little bit awkward.

RIP Commander Maro.
You deserved what you got. I shall never forget the sight of Festus' corpse, filled with arrows and stuck firmly to that tree.

RIP Emperor Titus Mede II.
It was just... Good business.
PS. I did what you asked.

RIP Amaund Motierre.
Asking to have the Emperor killed, hm? Your funeral.

RIP Narfi, Beitild, Ennodius Papius, Hern, Hert, and Lurburk.
Little side contracts. Good for rampages, not so good for the pay.


Oh, and...
RIP an uncountable number of Guards.
Tee hee. I was just bored. No hard feelings, eh?

Did the "shoot through the heart" person give love a bad name?

[Dohva.]

A close call: ALMOST had Onmund, dear Skyrim husband, die on my Imperial. Well, he did die...but I just reloaded because the pain was too much to bear. So RIP all the Falmer inside Chillwind Depths. It was a rough go for Felina and Onmund, but they pulled through. I suppose that is what happens when she enters a cave completely unprepared and without soul gems. :/

[Mauin]

Dark Brotherhood spoilers ahead:

Spoiler:

RIP Grelod the Kind.
You definitely deserved that. Gotta agree with Runa, though. Kill one person and you can solve so many problems.

RIP Vasha.
Creepy Khajiit fellow. Nearly made me spell creepy as "kreepy" and Khajiit as "chajiit." That would have been tragic. Or funny. Either way.

RIP Alain Dufont.
I don't even want to know what you did.

RIP Nilsine Shatter-Shield.
I wasn't observed when I killed you, yet I still got the 1000 gold bounty. Some Guard somewhere must have primitive x-ray vision.

RIP Vittoria Vici.
Shot in the heart while she was addressing her guests. Nobody even realized the suspicious looking Argonian with an arrow notched to her bow was an assassin.

RIP Asgeir Snow-Shod.
Stormcloaks. Pah.

RIP Vulwulf Snow-Shod.
Saying bad things about the Imperials was your doom.

RIP Gaius Maro.
Don't worry. It was just a matter of business. I had nothing personal against you.

RIP Anton Virane.
I killed you and stole your clothes. Then went on a rampage and killed all the Guards in Markarth.

RIP the Gourmet.
Yet another matter of business. Though, I must say you didn't handle your approaching death too well. Got a little bit awkward.

RIP Commander Maro.
You deserved what you got. I shall never forget the sight of Festus' corpse, filled with arrows and stuck firmly to that tree.

RIP Emperor Titus Mede II.
It was just... Good business.
PS. I did what you asked.

RIP Amaund Motierre.
Asking to have the Emperor killed, hm? Your funeral.

RIP Narfi, Beitild, Ennodius Papius, Hern, Hert, and Lurburk.
Little side contracts. Good for rampages, not so good for the pay.


Oh, and...
RIP an uncountable number of Guards.
Tee hee. I was just bored. No hard feelings, eh?

Did the "shoot through the heart" person give love a bad name?

She might have, but that isn't something Hunts-With-Fury wishes to think about. It was just simple business. For her, anyway.



RIP Vivienne Onis.
Killed during a Vampire Attack on Solitude. I could have helped, but the Guards decided to arrest me before taking out the Vampires. Silly Guards.

RIP Cosnach.
Let's just put it this way: compared to those I killed yesterday, you got a considerably kinder fate. For what better fate could a drunk get than being sacrificed to a Daedric Prince?

[ZackyZombify]

RIP every Orc in every Orc stronghold. Your ignorance and over-pride struck my final nerve.

[snapple]

RIP El Bandito in the Ancient Orcish armor (mod I have, looks similar to samurai armor). You put up one HELL of a fight.

[Mauin]

RIP Indara Caerellia.
Killed during a Revered Dragon attack on Falkreath.

[snapple]

RIP 30-40 more bandits
The stones of Barenziah will be mine.

RIP Krosis
Thanks for the mask! Didn't realize how much of a [&@%!] you'd be on master with a bow/arrow.

[Dave2380]

RIP Adrianne Avenicci. Your seven deaths in different playthroughs since the release of Dawnguard have led me to avoid Whiterun like the plague until after i finish it. Also, what were you thinking trying to take on a Master Vampire? I can't help but think you'd have survived if you had a Sassy Gay Friend....

RIP Harkon. Pfft Lord. Yeah Lord of bad decisions and not seeing common sense. "Oh look, my favourite minion has the shiny vampire killing bow of Auriel and some very shiny magic arrows, what could possibly go wrong?" I only wish there was a way to go classic Vampire slayer on you involving stakes, sickles and big fires.

[Mauin]

RIP the entire non-essential population of NPC's from Karthwasten all the way to Rorikstead.
I do love those freakishly long Werewolf transformations. Could've gone on longer, too, but I decided to pity the population of Skyrim and wait 24 hours at a time until the transformation ended.

[Lumen]

Rip Nazir. I lopped your head off when you followed me into breeze home just to be a jerk.

[snapple]

RIP most of Solitude's guards. You guys were just spaced out so perfectly for me to test my blade of woe.

[Elz]

RIP Nazeem - Funnily enough that arrow that got you through the neck actually came from the cloud district.

RIP Marise Aravel - Turns out taking on an axe-wielding member of the Thieves Guild with a small kitchen knife over that sweetroll I threw on the floor wasn't the best of ideas...

[DikaSmausha]

RIP Gauldur brothers! I love that quest.

[Mauin]

RIP Madesi.
Killed in the middle of the Thieves Guild questline when a Master Vampire decided to attack Riften during the day.

[Duderino Abides]

When I finally get my PC, there's no way I'm not using this: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/21615

Nobody is killing AA, my favorite blacksmith.

[ConsoleWedding]

RIP Indara Caerellia.
Killed during a Revered Dragon attack on Falkreath.

Actually getting bummed out thinking about Mathies losing both his wife and his kid, and then gentle old Runil performing the funeral rites and writing a somber little diary entry about it later.

Although I once saw Verner Rock-Chucker get killed by a dragon, and Annekke Crag-Jumper seemed to move on pretty quickly. Eh, she was too cool for him anyway.

[CBR JGWRR]

RIP Adrianne Avenicci, Ulfberth War Bear, Belethor and the unnamed guard.

I thought vampire attacks stopped after completing Dawnguard...

Spelling edit.

[Lethandhrel One-Eye]

RIP just about every non-essential character in the cities. Turns out it doesn't take much to send Psycho Pam on a rampage.

[Dave2380]

RIP The non essential population of Whiterun, Windhelm, Riften, Markarth and Solitude after Aurien went a bit crazy and embarked on a fully perked Vampire Lord rampage just to see how far he could get. Turns out with all the Vampire lord perks you can get pretty far. I do have to give Elisif major credit, she might let Folk and Tullius overrule her in matters of governance, but you plop a Vampire Lord in front of her and she riddles you with arrows.

[Jacobirn]

RIP Llya we traveled skyrim together
You died in a falmer cave so i couldnt give you a decent burial but i at least dragged your corpse out of the charus egg nest so you wont be eaten when they hatch or at least itll take them longer to find you i picked as many eggs as i can but new ones will surely be hatched,
You were fighting i falmer and i charged at the falmer and i may have hit you with my mace so...i killed you it was n accident i swear!
When we first met you asked me to kill your mother but i let you have the finishing blow, now i guess your reunited with your mother.
It was difficult for me to move on but i needed someone to carry my stuff, i mean i needed another companion. Llya i think thats your name? you saved my life countless times i thank you for that and its a shame i couldnt save yours..well i kind of took it....
Lets hope Uthgerd has a better fate.
Iacobus.
I was attacked by a fox wtf?.