All You Can Eat: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!

[The-Shadow-One]

> eat the corpses of the children, turn your leaves into their faces.

[Nova]

>Eat the corpses of the chidlren, turn your leaves into their faces.

[Musicman247]

>Your roots spread and envelope the children, turning their bodies into nourishment. As you do so your leaves turn into the horrified faces of the children.

[Nova]

>Grow to be 50ft tall and terrorise the fair, eating everything in your path.

[The-Shadow-One]

> Terrorise the town, forever being known as the Hanging Tree.

[Musicman247]

>You terrorize the town, establishing the legend of The Hanging Tree. Corpses swing from your branches as you make your way out of the town.

[The-Shadow-One]

> rest dormant for a while, like thirty yeas, then rise up again, and terrorize the town, taking only one victim every day of the full moon.

[Musicman247]

> You rest dormant for a while, like thirty yeas (however long a yea is), then rise up again and terrorize the town, taking only one victim every day of the full moon.

People start to call you the weretree and tell stories about how you turn people into trees and fly underground.

[Nova]

>Turn people into trees and fly underground

[Musicman247]

>Just for teh lulz you go around turning people into trees while flying underground. The dirt flies past you as you speed along, one branch above the surface warning those nearby like a shark's dorsal fin. Those unlucky enough to be caught by you are rooted in place and stretched until they stand twenty feet tall, their skin turning to bark, their hair to leaves.

To the north is dirt, to the south is dirt, to the east is dirt, to the west is dirt.

[Nova]

>Turn the dirt into trees.

[Gandalf]

>Retract dorsal branch and hibernate. 2000 years pass.

[The-Shadow-One]

>Retract dorsal branch and hibernate. 2000 years pass.

[Musicman247]

>You retract your dorsal branch and hibernate underground. During your two thousand year sleep bugs and worms dig into your body, fungus causes you to decompose. When you awake you are once again a ghost.

[Gandalf]

>Yell "GOD DANG IT!" and punch a bug in the face.

[Iamgoofball]

>Possess another Tree.

[Musicman247]

>You float up to the surface and find no trees. Tall skyscrapers made of metal and glass gleam in the sunlight (which seems hotter for some reason). Thousands of people walk or ride down pathways made of some kind of rough stone. Nobody seems to notice you.

[Nova]

>Posses skyscraper.

[The-Shadow-One]

> possess skyscraper, and collapse.

[Musicman247]

>You try to possess the skyscraper but are unable to as it is not living.

[Iamgoofball]

>possess the skyscraper's power grid

[Musicman247]

>Reluctantly the skyscraper allows you to posses it.

[Iamgoofball]

>March around the town, and using your Sky-scarping mouth, shout "I'M BACK, BABEH!"

[Musicman247]

> You march around the town, and using your Sky-scarping (scarping?) mouth, shout "I'M BACK, BABEH!"

[DarkEastwood]

> Destroy other skyscraper, mocking the fact that they're not animate like you.