Worst Pickup Line you've ever used/heard?

[HatofMadness]

"I'll be right back"

[Iamgoofball]

I've heard guys start conversation with girls by talking about the fact that they are a DM in DnD... I don't think that the girls were very impressed when he said that he's been working on the campaign for over a year...

I'd say "Awesome!"

[Sakhiya]

If i was a strong acid, i'd fully dissociate in you.

Excuse me ma'am, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

I put the ass in acetone, baby

I'm a chelate ligand baby, just let me get my teeth into you.


got these from chemistry chat up lines group on facebook

[Sonixboom]

you like dinosaurs, I like dinosaurs. Lets do this

Spoiler:

only problem... is that line is so terrible its awesome

-Sonix

[SAMIAM]

I missed this forum thread, I'll accept any temp ban for necro posting but in my time off this forum, I used one of the most corny pick up lines ever and it worked. I said... hey, my name is Sam I don't normally say to this to people especially strangers. But.... the back of your head is ridiculous... can I buy you a drink? Got her number. BoOOO yah.

[Rhyme Asylum]

*Warning, very crude*

Spoiler:

My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Edit: Oh, nevermind, I thought the title said "best".

[Br3admax]

*Warning, very crude*

Spoiler:

My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Edit: Oh, nevermind, I thought the title said "best".

Genius! how long did it take for the slap bruising to go away?

[Derp53]

Well since I couldn't talk to women if my life unless I was really determined I suppose I have a terrible line to contribute:
Hi I'm [insert name here], and I was curious if you wanted go out with me later or something.

[Br3admax]

Well since I couldn't talk to women if my life unless I was really determined I suppose I have a terrible line to contribute:
Hi I'm [insert name here], and I was curious if you wanted go out with me later or something.

I can talk to people, especially women, I just generally come off as a loner and a jerk. People do not like that, I thinks it's my voice and tone. But whatcha gonna do? Say this, "I take showers." Works charms. or say, "Tell me about yourself, and how you are hotter than your friends."

[Derp53]

Well since I couldn't talk to women if my life unless I was really determined I suppose I have a terrible line to contribute:
Hi I'm [insert name here], and I was curious if you wanted go out with me later or something.

I can talk to people, especially women, I just generally come off as a loner and a jerk. People do not like that, I thinks it's my voice and tone. But whatcha gonna do? Say this, "I take showers." Works charms. or say, "Tell me about yourself, and how you are hotter than your friends."

I seem to get slapped a lot by women if I don't watch what I say, unless I look very slappable I must be saying something wrong

[Br3admax]

Say the shower one first, you've got to say the shower one first. Also, girl, no high school seniors are not women, still hit me. It does not hurt, and I actually find it quite funny. Don't you?

[Derp53]

What's amusing is grabbing their hand out the air before it makes contact with your face, then watching people react when you let her hand go

[Br3admax]

What's amusing is grabbing their hand out the air before it makes contact with your face, then watching people react when you let her hand go

Do those people carry a badge?

[Derp53]

What's amusing is grabbing their hand out the air before it makes contact with your face, then watching people react when you let her hand go

Do those people carry a badge?

probably not

[Deandra]

Do people at your school not get suspended if they hit another student??

[Br3admax]

Do people at your school not get suspended if they hit another student??

Who is going to tell them, the teacher?

[Derp53]

Do people at your school not get suspended if they hit another student??

ya but people never really get suspended because it's a either light play or we just five star each other in the locker rooms as hard as possible, though in this case if someone actually wanted to hit me they'd wait until the time was right and there wasn't a teacher around

[Musicman247]

Let's rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

[Br3admax]

Let's rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

Is this how you got your wife?

[DikaSmausha]

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

[philfredobob]

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

That is ..... oh ... so bad

[Avron the S'wit]

Bwahahahaha. I really love that one! I should totally use it...but it probably doesn't have the same effect, coming from a woman.

[Br3admax]

Bwahahahaha. I really love that one! I should totally use it...but it probably doesn't have the same effect, coming from a woman.

[Eltee]

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Ahhh, just joking. I'm mean. I apologize.

[Avron the S'wit]

And back to the corner of shame I go... *bans Eltee*