General Discussion

[Azura]

Oh, you people are going to make me look bad.....As it stands since just this year, I have somehow managed to make a date with you in an elevator, a RS date with Believe, and somehow, managed to make it sound as if I wanted me and Gideon to be together, as everyone seems to think we are.
Weird, isn't it?

[Br3admax]

I think this thread even weirder than yesterday.

[Azura]

Well of course. AKB is here again!

[AKB]

Oh, you people are going to make me look bad.....As it stands since just this year, I have somehow managed to make a date with you in an elevator, a RS date with Believe, and somehow, managed to make it sound as if I wanted me and Gideon to be together, as everyone seems to think we are.
Weird, isn't it? :D

What?!? I would never date you. I went on a date with Avron. It was a rather public affair. How were you not aware of this escapade?

[Br3admax]

I swear I.. uh we, could make millions off this.

[Azura]

AKB: Well, that's probably for the best, as it would look odd for a master to be dating the Padawan. Perhaps I misread.

[Believe]

Azura, you think that it's just an RS date?

I'm hurt.... and here I thought you liked me more than just for my pixellated sexyness...

[AKB]

As far as acolytes go, Azura, you're not the best. I mean, on the Kilonazi scale of evil you come up as -0.7. That's depressingly low. Why can't you be more like that Believe boy, who seems to be as morally flexible as a demonic rubber band?

[Br3admax]

I've been gone two minutes, and already I'm so lost.

[Believe]

I've been gone two minutes, and already I'm so lost.

You didn't miss anything. Just Azura being emotionally confused, AKB showing once again how much he likes me, and me being totally [&@%!] awesome in every way.

[AKB]

Narcissism. Good on you, friend! See, Azura? You should follow his example.

[Azura]

Believe, you are silly. You can't consider a silly game like RS to be an appropriate place for a date!

As far as acolytes go, Azura, you're not the best. I mean, on the Kilonazi scale of evil you come up as -0.7. That's depressingly low. Why can't you be more like that Believe boy, who seems to be as morally flexible as a demonic rubber band?

Compared to whom? I don't have to be the best by your standards. And a -0.7? Surely I'm a little better than that!
A demonic rubber band? I like the way you describe things.

[AKB]

To be clear, a 1 on the Kilonazi scale means that you are as evil as approximately 1000 nazis. As of now you're not evil at all, and it clearly shows.

[Believe]

Believe, you are silly. You can't consider a silly game like RS to be an appropriate place for a date!

It's just the first date.

Ye gods woman, you're in a bloody rush aren't you? I'm afraid you'll find that I have morals. It's not THAT easy to get in my pants.

[Azura]

A 1, eh? That's better than a -0.7, I suppose.

Why thank you! You are finally starting to realize I'm not evil at all. Good for you, Master. I need you would see things my way eventually. I never gave up hope, not once!

Believe: I'm pretty sure you are assuming too much here. I'll just pretend you are assuming too much.

[Musicman247]

LEAVE AZURA ALONE!
She is under my protection.

[Believe]

That giant pink text is sexy.

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!

[Azura]

YAY!!!! So now I have Justice Knight supposedly protecting me in the chatroom, but he has since abandoned me....Gideon here in the General Thread, Venger in real life, and now Musicman from Believe! I am complete. *sighs in relief*

I have nothing against you, Believe. It's just, well you are a lot older than me. People will assume strange things, and I don't want them to do that. I wish Venger were here. He would tell you!

[AKB]

LEAVE AZURA ALONE!
She is under my protection. :Angry:

As you are me and I already control Azura, this statement is redundant.

[Believe]

I have nothing against you, Believe. It's just, well you are a lot older than me. People will assume strange things, and I don't want them to do that. I wish Venger were here. He would tell you!

Well, that post is quite possibly the most rapey way anyone has ever described me.

I feel violated.

[Azura]

Well I don't need protection from you, AKB. You wouldn't harm a fly!

Believe: ....Sorry.

[AKB]

No, but I would turn them into my little spies. There are many allies to be found in the world you ignore.

[Br3admax]

*Writes last three pages down and sends them to a publisher*

[Azura]

No, but I would turn them into my little spies. There are many allies to be found in the world you ignore.

Why would you need to turn them into spies? Who are you attempting to spy upon? Surely even you don't have that many enemies.

As much as I would love to stick around and see how all of this plays out, I really must go to bed. Waking up early has it's downsides the night before....Can't waste it here, spamming up the internet! Ah well. Tomorrow I'll try and get back on, and if not, well, I'm sure you'll all live without me. So good night, all of you.

Oops. Double post. Oh well. Now Musicman can feel useful!

[Br3admax]

You guys here that, we can survive without Azura here.