All You Can Eat: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!

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Re: All You Can Eat: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!

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>Check inventory
404 ERROR: SANITY NOT FOUND.
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so i herd u liek patapon...
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>Check inventory
it is a mystery
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Re: All You Can Eat: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!

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You find the wings of a bumblebee, and and plastic spoon.
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>Place the bumblebee wings on the spoon and eat them
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>Place the bumblebee wings on the spoon and eat them
it is a mystery
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You eat the wings, with your spoon, and you feel a painful sensation in your back, as you feel wings spurt from your clothes.
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> Scream "I believe I can flyyy!" And leap of the nearest tall object.
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> Scream "I believe I can flyyy!" And leap of the nearest tall object.
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You scream, "I believe I can fly," and your wings start to flutter. You land your feet in the canopy of a tree. There, you see a monkey, eating a bannana.
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>Take the monkey's banana and eat it
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>Take the banana from the monkey at point it at the monkey. Yell; "Bang." and actually shoot the ape...

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Spoiler:
would you like to take back over nova?
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Spoiler:
Nah, I like this situation. Please, do continue.
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Spoiler:
may I join?
>Take the monkey's banana and eat it
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Spoiler:
Anyone can join!
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But you have to pay me £1000.00 in cash. -_-

Wait, that was for the other thing. Never mind.
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You grab the monkey's banana, and rip out of his hands. You eat it, peel and all, and begin choking. The monkey saves you by performing the Heimlich manuver.
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>Think that the mnokey is trying to use the "death hug" on you and punch it in the groin.
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>Vomit the banana skin on the monkey, while wondrously managing to keep the rest inside you.
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>Vomit the banana skin on the monkey, while wondrously managing to keep the rest inside you.
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The peel comes out of your throat through a burp, and onto the monkey. The monkey frowns, wipes of the peel, and pulls a banana out of no where.
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>Steal the new banana and shove it up the monkies butthole asking; "Is that where it came from?"
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>Turn green, hiss, and explode, while staying alive.
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>kiss the monkey
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>Skin the monkey alive
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