Finding Acunasti

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:26 am

"Then who is standing right there?" Iamgoofball said, pointing at the baby Scout floating around with wings and a diaper on, giggling constantly.

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:27 am

Musicman looked at the spot Iamgoofball was pointing toward. He didn't see anything. "You feeling okay, Goofball?" he asked.

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:30 am

Iamgoofball was currently singing some song in a dead, incomprehensible language. If you were to translate the lyrics with a Babel Fish in your ear, you would learn that the song was ACTUALLY a message that was telling a spaceship to start the Killer Death Ray to fire on everyone near him.

Gideon Dragontongue · Post by **Gideon Dragontongue** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:36 am

Gideon summoned a irremovable gag and forced it upon Goofball's mouth.

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:47 am

Iamgoofball used a Teleporter Ray Gun to teleport it elsewhere, and kept singing the song.

Gideon Dragontongue · Post by **Gideon Dragontongue** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:49 am

Unfortunately, Gideon forced the teleporter ray gun to also transport Iamgoofball, and suddenly the Starbucks returned to its former state of peace and quiet.

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:51 am

Iamgoofball then started praying for help and then took a cab back to the Starbucks.

Gideon Dragontongue · Post by **Gideon Dragontongue** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:56 am

Gideon created a series of automated cannons on the roof, programmed to fire at anyone with Iamgoofball's DNA.

"Can we get back to a legitimate conversation now?" he asked, turning back to the others.

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:03 am

"This is getting a touch silly for me," said Musicman. He walked up to the counter and ordered a Quad Grande non-fat Caramel Macchiato. He pulled out his gold Rewards Card and asked, "Anybody else want anything?"

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:05 am

Iamgoofball rolled a 20 on his awesomeness check and made all the turrets blow up. He then walked in. " I want a Double Tri-Quad Size Lemonade Smoothie." He said, walking in not looking back at the explosions.

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:10 am

Musicman pulled out his shiny new hammer and said, "That's not a real drink. Order something real or face Mjolnir."

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:12 am

"It exists in Vegas." Iamgoofball replied. "So fine. I just want a Pig-flavored Smoothie. Actually, make it a Strawberry Large Smoothie."

Gideon Dragontongue · Post by **Gideon Dragontongue** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:12 am

Gideon examined Musicman critically. "You spend too much time at Starbucks, my friend. Their coffee isn't even that good."

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:14 am

"Yeah, I'm only here cause all the game companies refused to let me put on a beard in front of everyone and claim I always had it and that it didn't have a camera in it while inside their headquarters." Iamgoofball said. He suddenly had a hard time resisting typing Robent instead of Iamgoofball.

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:18 am

Musicman returned the severe look given him by Gideon and said, "Avron and I like it, so it must be good."

Eltee · Post by **Eltee** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:16 am

"How do you say 'large double double' in Starbcks lingo?" The Canadian raised on Timmies whined.

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:01 pm

"Probably quad venti," answered Musicman. "It means a large with four shots of espresso. And yes, I hate the naming conventions they have come up with. A small is called tall, but it's not very tall. A medium is called a Grande, which means 'big' en Español. Venti is the large; it's twenty ounces so at least that makes some sense." Musicman shrugged.

Gideon Dragontongue · Post by **Gideon Dragontongue** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:44 pm

"Fine. I'll take a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice," said Gideon, without taking a breath.

Leyyuce · Post by **Leyyuce** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:01 pm

"I'll have water," Leyyuce requested plainly.

Eltee · Post by **Eltee** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:03 pm

"Do you have coke?" Eltee asked in a tiny voice.

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:21 pm

Musicman looked left and right at Eltee's question and said, "I don't think Starbucks does, but I have another supplier..."

Gideon Dragontongue · Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:22 pm

"The drug or the soft drink?" said Gideon, conjuring both out of thin air with the power of CHIM.

Spoiler:

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:37 pm

Musicman gave a disapproving look at Gideon. He decided to spare the young fencer...this time.

Gideon Dragontongue · Post by **Gideon Dragontongue** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:31 am

Gideon decided not to stab the TPM through the head...this time.

Eltee · Post by **Eltee** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:22 am

Eltee took both. "Need to maintain my DMing skills." He said slyly, slipping the powder into his pocket.

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