All You Can Eat: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!

[yodah]

>Check surrounding area for wings

[Sparky]

>Check surrounding area for wings

[Nova]

>You look around for some wings or something that has a close resemblance to wings. You come across a pile of dead pigeons.

[POMC S117]

> Take the feathers and make a bird suit

[yodah]

>take all of the feathers off of the pigeons, not stopping to think about why exactly there is a pile of dead pigeons.

[Nova]

>You rip ht epigeon apart, taking every feather. You manage to get a pile almost as big as the original.

+A s*it load of feathers.

[yodah]

>Painstakingly construct a set of wings from the feathers, using your own spit as glue.

[Musicman247]

>Painstakingly construct a set of wings from the feathers, using your own spit as glue.

[POMC S117]

> MAKE A BIRD SUIT

[Dirty Spaceman]

>Sing and dance to "Surfin' Bird."

[Sparky]

>Painstakingly construct a set of wings from the feathers, using your own spit as glue.

[Nova]

>With great anger and frustration you construct your own set of wings out of the feathers. Using your own spit as glue, you hope to god that this abomination won't fall apart.

[yodah]

>Climb a tree

[Nova]

Spoiler:

Okay Sparky, I require you to take other. Leaving for seaside in 1 and a half hour. Car journey take 10 hours ;.;

[Sparky]

Spoiler:

Yes sir! Are we in the same area as before? Or should I make a different place, because I am temporary and all.

[Nova]

Spoiler:

If you want sure, kill my beutiful squirrel man -cires- No I kid, start new area.

[Sparky]

You find yourself underwater, in a magical part of the ocean. Green mer folk swin around, and underwater castles are everywhere. Your inventory consists of a trident. You look down and you feet are replaced by a gree tail.

[Musicman247]

>try to drown

[Ranga360]

>Eat the trident pointy end first while chasing your tail arms flailing.

[Iamgoofball]

>try to drown

[Sparky]

You remove your airtank, you swallow a lot of water, and start to choke, not drown. You have gills. Fish and mer creature swim by you, laughing at you.

[ClottedCream]

>Rip your gills out.

[POMC S117]

> Massacre merpeople

[Sparky]

You insert two of your fingers into your gills, and pull. You realize you are wearing an enchanted ring of water breathing.

[Iamgoofball]

>Take off enchanted ring of waterbreathing then try and drown