In fairness, I smirked a bit but I am what is technically know as not a nice person.Vendetta wrote:Meanwhile in the US, a child was caught carrying a Pez despencer into airport security. The US have changed their stance from "HOLY MOTHER OF FREAKING JESUS SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS" Which is their second stance, to "PRESS THE RED BUTTON AND GAS EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY UNDER SUSPECTED TERRORISM" Which is their third.
The first stance of the US is "wut"
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Dark Lord Cam
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Re: True American/Anything
My joke was totally better.
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That was never up for debate.Dark Lord Cam wrote:My joke was totally better.
youre listening to killed with a brick FM
Don't touch that dial, now. We're just getting started.
Don't touch that dial, now. We're just getting started.
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Only in America can originality be truly dead. (Peuple de Paris ne parle pas francias? Peuple de Texas ne parle pas francias, porquoi paris est en Texas?!)
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Parlez vous Anglaise, si vous plais?
Originality is dead in Hollywood producers. Originality is not dead in America.
Originality is dead in Hollywood producers. Originality is not dead in America.
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And when you speak french, spell the words correctly.
"I'm clever as a hedgehog."
Hotel room by yourself men's underpants Las Vegas.
Hotel room by yourself men's underpants Las Vegas.
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Ted Nugent. Hah.
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This little thingy you're using right here...the uh..sheesh...whaddya call it... oh yeah! The internet! This place where you can spread your misguided views? You're quite welcome!Velothi wrote:Only in America can originality be truly dead. (Peuple de Paris ne parle pas francias? Peuple de Texas ne parle pas francias, porquoi paris est en Texas?!)
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Also quite welcome to use Google to find your information on Wikipedia while listening to Skynyrd on youtube. I don't mean to be so forward on an Elder Scrolls based forum, my apologies.House of the Wolf wrote:This little thingy you're using right here...the uh..sheesh...whaddya call it... oh yeah! The internet! This place where you can spread your misguided views? You're quite welcome!Velothi wrote:Only in America can originality be truly dead. (Peuple de Paris ne parle pas francias? Peuple de Texas ne parle pas francias, porquoi paris est en Texas?!)
EDIT: I do recognize how annoying this must be. I'm just messing with you guys. Much love.
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going straight to the favourite quotes thread.House of the Wolf wrote:Velothi wrote:Only in America can originality be truly dead. (Peuple de Paris ne parle pas francias? Peuple de Texas ne parle pas francias, porquoi paris est en Texas?!)
"I'm clever as a hedgehog."
Hotel room by yourself men's underpants Las Vegas.
Hotel room by yourself men's underpants Las Vegas.
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Well, we do have a pyramid printed on our money.Dark Lord Cam wrote:...
Nay! I say, true Americans worship the Sun God! True Americans have brown skin! True Americans build pyramids! ...
Baurus: Our job is to get the Emperor out of situations like this. Though I'll admit, things aren't going exactly to plan.
Casandra: At the moment, the deadliest weapon at my disposal is a goblin's head on a stick. I'd be worried if this was the plan.
Casandra: At the moment, the deadliest weapon at my disposal is a goblin's head on a stick. I'd be worried if this was the plan.
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Hulk Hogun is a real American he has orangey brown skin, so Cam might actually be right.
Wow it only took 10 pages to come up with an answer.
Wow it only took 10 pages to come up with an answer.
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