Rhyme Asylum wrote:Goddamn, I always forget how much Tesco Value vodka tastes like balls. Their whiskey is even worse - I only use it when I need to strip the paint off furniture.
~Implying that vodka doesn't taste like balls.
I can't remember if I told this one here or not, but two Saturdays ago at a party someone managed to convince me that vodka in one of those brown bottles was plain old whiskey just by peeling the label off. Perhaps a little ambitiously I gulped down far more than I should have before that horrible taste registered in my mind. In all fairness I was already on my way but still, it was a traumatic experience.
Rhyme Asylum wrote:Goddamn, I always forget how much Tesco Value vodka tastes like balls. Their whiskey is even worse - I only use it when I need to strip the paint off furniture.
~Implying that vodka doesn't taste like balls.
I've taken to drinking straight vodka. It tastes terrific.
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At least Vodka's barely tolerable when combined with something that actually tastes nice. I think I may be biased because a pure shot of cheap vodka was the first drink I ever tried and also the first drink I ever hated, but my god is it horrible.
I'd love to see Veck drunk.....flocking around happy as can be, switching moods when someone looks at her wrong, and switching moods again when that hot guy starts singing along to her favorite song.
Rhyme Asylum wrote:Goddamn, I always forget how much Tesco Value vodka tastes like balls. Their whiskey is even worse - I only use it when I need to strip the paint off furniture.
~Implying that vodka doesn't taste like balls.
I can't remember if I told this one here or not, but two Saturdays ago at a party someone managed to convince me that vodka in one of those brown bottles was plain old whiskey just by peeling the label off. Perhaps a little ambitiously I gulped down far more than I should have before that horrible taste registered in my mind. In all fairness I was already on my way but still, it was a traumatic experience.
>Implying whisky doesn't taste like balls
Doin my own, thang, and if you got a problem with that
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
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Amaretto is the tastiest alcohol around, and therefore, any male drinking it will instantly have his man-card removed. The worth of a man is measured by the quantity of horrible-tasting alcohol he'll consume just to seem macho - whiskey is a case in point. Jack Daniels was actually the first alcohol I ever tried, and it was vile. I have to say though, after drinking pretty much nothing else for a few years, the taste has grown on me. Better than vodka, anyway.
Edit: Actually, I just remembered, men are allowed to drink amaretto, but only if it's mixed 1:1 with JD. That [&@%!] smells like aviation fuel, and tastes good enough for you to down it easily whilst still getting the inebriating effects from the whiskey.
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Rhyme Asylum wrote:Unless, of course, drinking ages are lower in other countries. Which they are.
really? what countries allow or endorse drinking under 18? and what personal attacks Cam? who did I attack? what names were called out? I believe what I did was make observations. are those allowed?
"We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf - the Christ God has killed it, leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs, fear, and shame."
Beowulf
my god carries a big hammer. yours got nailed to a cross. questions?
Europe is fairly lenient with underage drinking in moderation, which is why binge drinking is fairly uncommon there and why us kids haven't died of alcohol poisoning yet.
now how many of the ones under 18 posting in this thread are actually from those countries?
"We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf - the Christ God has killed it, leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs, fear, and shame."
Beowulf
my god carries a big hammer. yours got nailed to a cross. questions?
