True American/Anything

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:02 pm

In continuation of the illegal to be poor offtopicness...

It is often said that true Americans wave the stars stripes at every party, paint their cars red, white, and blue, and generally have to remind everyone else that they're American whenever they go abroad. True Americans barbecue, get fat, go to church, and wage war like bosses.

Nay! I say, true Americans worship the Sun God! True Americans have brown skin! True Americans build pyramids! True Americans are nomadic and use stone age technology!

True Americans are Ancient Egyptian.

What is a true American to you?

Note: What is a true "anything" to you, is the real question.

Veck · Post by **Veck** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:03 pm

Any citizen of the United States of America. Patriotism is optional stupidity.

Frost Mage · Post by **Frost Mage** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:04 pm

A true American is someone born in America. Simple as this.

Ninja'd.

Post by **MARS** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:08 pm

A true [insert nationality] is anyone who is very familiar with and a part of the culture of said nation. It doesn't matter where you've been born, it matters where you belong, and where you feel you belong.

Arterion · Post by **Arterion** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:09 pm

I must restrain...must not type...

Eltee · Post by **Eltee** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:11 pm

You jack-asses stole the name of two whole continents. Necessitating awkward-ass work arounds.

Why can't I as a Canadian, or anyone from Cuba or Mexico or Guatemala or Guyana, call themselves American, just as a Bulgarian or a Frenchman or a Serb or a Belgian is a European?

Jerks.

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:12 pm

Eltee wrote:You jack-asses stole the name of two whole continents. Necessitating awkward-ass work arounds.

Why can't I as a Canadian, or anyone from Cuba or Mexico or Guatemala or Guyana, call themselves American, just as a Bulgarian or a Frenchman or a Serb or a Belgian is a European?

Jerks.

I wondered the same thing.

Br3admax · Post by **Br3admax** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:13 pm

Some citizens of this country hate it with a passion, hardly American. Anyone who loves this land, calls it there own. Anyone with whie and blue, as well as red flowing through their veins. Anyond who shouts out to there government when they want change. IT is anyone willing to sacrifice,to fight for the right to party, that's an American.

Rhyme Asylum · Post by **Rhyme Asylum** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:16 pm

The best part of being English is moaning about England. Complaining about [&@%!] is what gets most of us up in the morning, and I always find the stereotypical American 'we're the best' attitude hilarious in contrast.

scribbane · Post by **scribbane** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:16 pm

Veck wrote:Any citizen of the United States of America. Patriotism is optional stupidity.

You callin' me stupid?

But yes, I agree, a true American is a citizen of the United States of America. Not from anywhere on the continent, north or south. I think you could call yourself a North/South American, but unless you live in the USA, not just American.

Br3admax · Post by **Br3admax** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:18 pm

You wouldn't hate, unless it were true, RH. Let's not have a "I'm from the UK, and America is so overrated debate."

House of the Wolf · Post by **House of the Wolf** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:18 pm

Rhyme Asylum wrote:The best part of being English is moaning about England. Complaining about [&@%!] is what gets most of us up in the morning, and I always find the stereotypical American 'we're the best' attitude hilarious in contrast.

I see nothing wrong with feeling and displaying an actual sense of pride in one's country, be they American or British. I just don't agree when they take it overboard like many do, or when it severely clouds their judgement.

Rhyme Asylum · Post by **Rhyme Asylum** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:29 pm

My point was that the stereotypical Englishman (someone like David Mitchell) is pretty much the antithesis of the stereotypical American when it comes to things like patriotism, complaining, etc. and I find that amusing.
I guess you can choose get offended by that if you've had a quiet day or something, and are desperately looking for something to get sensitive about.

Spoiler:

Br3admax · Post by **Br3admax** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:33 pm

We only think we are the best because it keeps us going. Imagin you live in a world where everyone tells you your country is trash, that it is a joke. Patriotism is what binds us together, so sorry for being American.

Will Zurmacht · Post by **Will Zurmacht** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:36 pm

A true American upholds and defends both the letter and the spirit of the U.S. Constitution. Best historical gov't document. Better than Magna Carta.

Everybody else just jelly about those amber waves of grain from sea to shining sea, Hollywood, Wall Street, and carrier battle groups in your terrorist base killin' your mans. Rest of the world can cry me a river.

House of the Wolf · Post by **House of the Wolf** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:37 pm

Rhyme Asylum wrote:My point was that the stereotypical Englishman (someone like David Mitchell) is pretty much the antithesis of the stereotypical American when it comes to things like patriotism, complaining, etc. and I find that amusing.
I guess you can choose get offended by that if you've had a quiet day or something, and are desperately looking for something to get sensitive about.
Spoiler:

I could retort how Brits seem to talk so much crap that it's no wonder their teeth are so bad... But I'm a nice guy, and I won't. (and I would be jesting..as America definitely has it's own problems with obesity and diabetes..)

You didn't offend anyone, RA...it's just you and your hubris assuming you did.

Br3admax wrote:We only think we are the best because it keeps us going. Imagin you live in a world where everyone tells you your country is trash, that it is a joke. Patriotism is what binds us together, so sorry for being American.

True of any country, not just America.

Br3admax · Post by **Br3admax** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:39 pm

Oh yeah, and American's put the right amount of floride to keep our teeth and still be smartasses.

House of the Wolf · Post by **House of the Wolf** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:40 pm

Br3admax wrote:Oh yeah, and American's put the right amount of floride to keep our teeth and still be smartasses.

Unfortunately, we also put the right amount of crap in our bellies to cause us to be as tall lying down as we are standing up...

scribbane · Post by **scribbane** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:42 pm

Br3admax wrote:We only think we are the best because it keeps us going.

Hmmmm, I would disagree, but I think that would start a bit of an argument. I'll just say that I think we're the best, because I genuinely do think we are the best country in the world. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else, and to me, that's enough to make it the best. It's an opinion people, if you don't share it, fine.

POMC S117 · Post by **POMC S117** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:42 pm

Br3admax wrote:Oh yeah, and American's put the right amount of floride to keep our teeth and still be smartasses.

That's a load of bullcrap. In Britain, or at least Scotland, the water has fluorine in it.

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:43 pm

Two peoples separated by a common language...

Br3admax · Post by **Br3admax** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:44 pm

House of the Wolf wrote:
Br3admax wrote:Oh yeah, and American's put the right amount of floride to keep our teeth and still be smartasses.
Unfortunately, we also put the right amount of crap in our bellies to cause us to be as tall lying down as we are standing up...

I'm even proud of that!

And it's like only parts of England I actually looked it up.

House of the Wolf · Post by **House of the Wolf** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:47 pm

Dark Lord Cam wrote:Two peoples separated by a common language...

Psh..you need only travel 200mi, any direction, in the states to find that.

Ebonics...Southern...New York...New England...Californian...Pacific NW...Midwest...Texan (more a series of grunts and "yee haws", really)...Spanish...Mid-Atlantic..

scribbane · Post by **scribbane** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:50 pm

Toby Keith is a True American if you ask me.

Spoiler:

House of the Wolf · Post by **House of the Wolf** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:52 pm

See, to me... Rise Against is a true American band... (IMO disclaimer, blah blah..)

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