Finding Acunasti

[Musicman247]

Musicman laughed when appropriate while watching Doctor Who.

[MARS]

Though Mars was awake again, he was experiencing some trouble connecting to his para-dimensional self. He hoped the others wouldn't mind if he dissapeared every so often.

[Musicman247]

Musicman was having too much fun with Avron to notice Mars' connection issues.

[Unionhack]

Unionhack had recently clicked the 'new posts' button by accident instead of the 'your posts' one, and found that this topic had an odd title. He clicked it and entered the thread, without reading anything except for the first post.
Without any indication of what was going on, Unionhack awkwardly inserted himself into the roleplay.

[Musicman247]

Musicman saw what Unionhack did. "Ooo, bold move!" he said, a cookie in his hand. "I wonder if he knows to meet here at Avron's place?"

[Gandalf]

"Cookie?!" Yelled Connor over hundreds of miles. "Gimme!"

[Unionhack]

Unionhack looked at Musicman's post, and figured it was a blatant clue. He followed the advice and trekked to Avron's place.

[Argonanza]

Nanza was just about to write an extremely witty and entertaining post, but as he was about to click the submit button, he suffered a fatal heart attack. His face landed on the keyboard, resulting in his post becoming a weird mess of letters and jumbled up sentences.

Spoiler:

You guys are too quick. Nanza away!

[MARS]

Mars heard Nanza thumping onto the keyboard with his head and was horrified.

"Butbutbut!" He said. "It doesn't matter if things go too quickly for you! You don't have to recap on anything! Just jump straight back in!"

[Argonanza]

"Oh," Nanza wrote with his heart attack spasms.

[MARS]

"Yeah!" Mars replied. "You can teleport to Avron's and get free dinner!"

[Argonanza]

As it turns out, the heart attack was just gas. "Okey dokey lokey!" Nanza replied. "What're we having?" He clicked submit.

[MARS]

"I don't know!" Mars replied. "I'm asleep, in the lap of a nude Viking. And in Canada."

[Argonanza]

"Wait, we can teleport? Nobody told me there would be teleporting."

[Avron the S'wit]

"We had pasta," said Avron, no longer sure who was in her house. She contemplated her growing pile of dishes left shamefully abandoned at the kitchen sink. "Maybe I should make tea..."

[Argonanza]

"I'm teleporting over to your place anyways, I'll bring ferret pups," Nanza replied.

[Musicman247]

Musicman readied the teleportation landing pad for Unionhack and Nanza.

[Gandalf]

Connor walked to Avron's house overseas. He pointed at Musicman and jumped up and down exitedly. "Hi!"

[JVElEven]

JV suddenly appeared just outside Avron's place in a light aircraft fitted with an odd glowing device labeled 'winking machine'.

It had a large pair of eyebrows.

[Eltee]

Shaking his head to clear any mental comparisons he was making between their situation and Tolkien's unexpected party, Eltee looked into the back seat. "Okay, time to start packing you guys into my bag." he said, holding up a blue duffel bag he had happily discovered was in the glove department. (._.) "Mars is semi-conscious, so he goes on the bottom. Leyyu loves being sandwiched, so he gets the middle. That leaves you on top, per."

[Argonanza]

"So this is Avron's place," Nanza said, tilting his head. "Cozy."

[The-Shadow-One]

The-Shadow-One looked at Eltee post and spit out the blood, He laughed outragously. "This seems so wrong!" He stated in his mind before kicking Justice. "Faster!"

[Musicman247]

Musicman greeted Gandalf and Nanza warmly. One with huggles, the other with pancakes he had just made.

[Avron the S'wit]

Avron wished she had actually taken photos of her apartment so they could see how cozy it was. Instead she hurriedly started a pot of tea.

[Argonanza]

"Murican pancakes, eh? Not bad," Nanza remarked as he nommed. "For this, you get a free ferret pup." He reached into the cardboard box he had brought with him. "See? This one's a santa," Nanza said, pointing at the white spot covering the chin and throat of the sleepy creature. "Very popular coat type."