Finding Acunasti

[MARS]

"And there's a breeze too!" Mars yelled, suddenly realizing that all the air whooshing by him was making him hard to hear. "Let me in, damnit!"

How in the hell did I fall asleep on this thing? he asked himself.

[Kerr]

Kerr was sitting on a rock near the ruin of his once mighty aircraft. Somehow he was getting free wifi. "Good news, i'm not dead." he posted.

[Deimos]

"Mars is Roman not Greek." Deimos posted in reply to Per's post:
"Per pretended he didn't notice Eltee's gaze, concentrating on getting Mars out of the way. He toppled the Greek's legs over his head, making him do a back-flip into the trunk. Per slapped his hands together. "So how 'bout that Ape? Where are we even going?""

[Per]

Per looked at the picture. "Wow, great to know what this car I'm already sitting in looks like. Thanks, mate," japed Per. He ignored the greek man from Greece, who was obviously drunk on sleep.

[Sav]

"Aww, that's no fun." Tim responded to Kerr.

[Eltee]

Mars lives in Greece, silly. Eltee typed on his Ipod, before flooring it. They were almost at the airport!

[Leyyuce]

"I've never flown," Leyyuce admitted. "What an adventure this shall be!"

[Justice knight]

"That is good news Kerr," Justice somehow posted even though it's impossible to type on a PSP with one hand.

[MARS]

Mars decided to invite himself into the truck, as no one seemed to be doing it for him.

"I've flown plenty of times," he said. "It's quite exciting."

[Deimos]

Deimos face palmed at his own stupidity. "Deimos Irish American." he posted.

[Per]

"I sleep through all my flights..." said Per light-heartedly. "I suspect I'll be sleeping through this one too considering the clock is pretty late in that other timeline."

[Musicman247]

Musicman had seen the rock Kerr was on before. Should I teleport to him and help out?

[Eltee]

"Hell yeah." Eltee said, as they careened down the off-ramp for Pearson International Airport. "Now, if they search may bag in customs, just say that you're articles of clothing. Mars gets to be outlandishly coloured shoes."

[MARS]

"Yeah, me too, most likely!" Mars agreed to Per. "In fact, I think I'll sleep some more now. Um...shoes don't talk, right? I should be fine then!"

He immediately dropped his head into Per's lap and fell asleep.

[Eltee]

Eltee turned around, and mouthed 'no blumpkins.'

[Leyyuce]

"What do I get to be?" Leyyuce queried worriedly. "I definitely could not pull off outlandishly colored shoes."

[Per]

As Per fell asleep as well, he hoped for Mars' sake that his dreams would stay PG-13.

[Eltee]

"Hmm..." Eltee stroked his epic beard as he thought. "You could most certainly be a g-string."

[Leyyuce]

"You sly thing," Leyyuce cooed, "You're going to propose that you wear me, aren't you?"

[Eltee]

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves." Eltee said, winking.

[MARS]

"Guys...making it...hard..." Mars said sleepily, turning his head in Per's lap.

"...to sleep..." he finished his sentance.

[Per]

Not the only thing that's hard, thought Per, but figured it was too dirty to post.

[Eltee]

"Oh! I know!" Eltee said. "You'll be skinny jeans with a tail-hole at the back."

[Avron the S'wit]

Avron, who, having come in from a 15 block walk in 98% humidity (and Shut up, it's totally sweltering out there, she though to her Texan/desert-dwelling friends), and was rather exhausted, skipped the last 4 pages.

She giggled at Mars' post, however, while skimming through. Oh man. So many perfect dirty jokes around here... I just can't post them. I must be good. Mama bear and all. Whoever called me that anyway?

She mentally added that to her things-to-look-up-when-bored list. It was getting long. But that was beside the point.

"Hey guys, what the heck is going on?" she typed in. Then she was ninja'd by Eltee. "Skinny jeans? You guys would wear skinny jeans."

[Deimos]

"I can't even tell what's OOC anymore. This or what's outside of parenthesis." Deimos posted....Or he thought.