Skyrim Moments You Just Have to Share!

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:07 pm

walked into winterhold after a long trip and i just wanted to go to the arcaneum and read a skill book when an ancient dragon started circling winterhold. THE THING WOULD NOT [&@%!] LAND. and when i did manage to hit it with dragonrend it landed on top of the tallest part of the college of winterhold. I don't use bows with char so had to keep spamming dragonrend until landed nearby then hit it with another dragonrend and kill the blasted lizard.

CreeperX · Post by **CreeperX** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:49 pm

These stories remind me...

I have lost count how many freaking dragons Yakov has killed in the College of Winterhold. He visits his quarters often so they tend to spawn there.
Anyways... one encounter was particularly memorable. An Ancient Dragon swooped in when pretty much every resident of the College was outside along with Yakov and his thrall Kornalus. Add the Unbound Dremora + Yakov's conjured Dremora Lord to the mess... and the dragon was owned like woah. I pretty much just sat back, grabbed some popcorn and occasionally tossed a fireball to shut the dragon's mouth. Silly lizard.

Dohva. · Post by **Dohva.** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:33 pm

Yeah man, once the dragons know to find you at the college its on. I used to sweat everytime I would walk up the path to the entrance...now I look forward to collecting another soul.

The only mages that won't help you are Drevis and Colette. Pansies. Once, my mage fought and Elder dragon along with Faralda. It was AWESOME watching Faralda go. Its like she never ran out of lightning. Infact, I just stood there and watched for a bit to see if I could learn anything. I love Faralda.

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:32 pm

I just attacked Halted Stream Camp, I was about to step into the mine, but then a group of necromancers attacked me. This never happened before to any of my characters.

CreeperX · Post by **CreeperX** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:34 pm

Dohvakiin2012 wrote:Yeah man, once the dragons know to find you at the college its on. I used to sweat everytime I would walk up the path to the entrance...now I look forward to collecting another soul. [...]

Yeah. Yakov currently has 29 Dragon souls XD. He has been too lazy to use them since the available shouts don't really interest him and the freaking dragons just keep spawning. At this rate the College could build an extra wing from their bones or something =P

yodah · Post by **yodah** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:51 pm

I've been filling the Alchemy room of Breezehome with cheese. To be exact, 120 assorted pieces of cheese are now filling that room. Got them all just by playing normally (If normal counts as stealing all the cheese from every house in Whiterun and picking up every piece of cheese that I find...). Now I need to go about finding more. My goal is to eventually fill the room to the brim. Right now, there's just a layer covering the floor.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:52 pm

yodah wrote:I've been filling the Alchemy room of Breezehome with cheese. To be exact, 120 assorted pieces of cheese are now filling that room. Got them all just by playing normally (If normal counts as stealing all the cheese from every house in Whiterun and picking up every piece of cheese that I find...). Now I need to go about finding more. My goal is to eventually fill the room to the brim. Right now, there's just a layer covering the floor.

a noble quest i got a whole houseful if you want some cheese

strobacaxi · Post by **strobacaxi** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:04 pm

So there I was just chillin' and collecting ingredients when suddenly I'm attacked by a werewolf =/ I used Midas' force push and I'm pretty sure the werewolf drowned, because he just fell into the water and died, and the fall wasn't that great =/

DikaSmausha · Post by **DikaSmausha** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:08 am

How deep was the water?

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:48 am

just became harbinger but and thane of whiterun( i sided with the stormcloaks) and nazeem still talks smack, might just kill him when it's dark......

strobacaxi · Post by **strobacaxi** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:13 am

DikaSmausha wrote:How deep was the water?

Not very. It could also have been the fact that it was real near a waterfall and he was being forced against a rock by the waters =/

Dirty Spaceman · Post by **Dirty Spaceman** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:00 pm

derp53 wrote:just became harbinger but and thane of whiterun( i sided with the stormcloaks) and nazeem still talks smack, might just kill him when it's dark......

It doesn't even matter if you're the Jarl himself - you can never get to the Cloud District often enough to satisfy Nazeem.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:13 pm

EpicAbrad wrote:
derp53 wrote:just became harbinger but and thane of whiterun( i sided with the stormcloaks) and nazeem still talks smack, might just kill him when it's dark......
It doesn't even matter if you're the Jarl himself - you can never get to the Cloud District often enough to satisfy Nazeem.

So living in jorrvaskr which is in the cloud district, isn't good enough?

Dirty Spaceman · Post by **Dirty Spaceman** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:38 pm

He is Nazeem! You and your werewolf rabble are mere street filth compared to the shining social symbol that he is!

But seriously, if you're ticked off, just kill him.

It's dumb on Bethesda's part to make such an annoying NPC not change his dialogue once you do get to the Cloud District more often.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:08 pm

EpicAbrad wrote:He is Nazeem! You and your werewolf rabble are mere street filth compared to the shining social symbol that he is!

But seriously, if you're ticked off, just kill him. It's dumb on Bethesda's part to make such an annoying NPC not change his dialogue once you do get to the Cloud District more often.

i might, tho it's against my code kill innocent civilians, the companions have to hold up their rep too ya know

yodah · Post by **yodah** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:10 pm

My quest to fill the Alchemy room of Breezehome with cheese is coming along nicely. Now it has approximately 258 assorted pieces of cheese covering the floor, and I'm carrying another 200+ pounds of cheese to add to it. Haven't counted it out yet, but it's a lot.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:03 am

ok i'll give a short story another go: Shara slipped out the door of ragged flagon and dropped out of sight immediately spotted a thalmor mage, intrigued she followed the mage closely and nocked an arrow quietly, as she looked on from the dank shadows she saw the thalmor agent speak with an altmer in elven light armor. She then proceeded to analyze the area and noticed the usual residents of the ratway vaults were either skeever feed or cold long dead corpses, now thoroughly aware the shock burns that could ruin her newly acquired shrouded armor she quickly fired a shower of steelarrows from her glass bow and caught the attention of the the third thalmor soldier who had been searching the dead body of of a lowlife. she quickly dispatched him with a swift dagger thru the belly and sneak thru the belly and snuck into the ratway warrens where she was supposed to meet her soon to be charge esbern, as she faded into the shadows she looked around for any thalmor and seeing that the coast was clear slipped out of shadows towards the heavily fortified door.

Dohva. · Post by **Dohva.** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:07 am

The life of an assassin is so full of darkness and mystery I enjoy it.

Here's one for ya.... I was playing my assassin Felina and I desperately needed 2 black souls and a new set of fur armor with matching bracers so I could put in some new enchantments. What better place to get fur armor from other than bandit camps...so I set out to raid the ones just outside Whiterun. We get to the first camp and kill some bandits...but I couldn't find their bodies in the grass so on to the second camp. Approaching the second camp I see bandits attacking a wounded mammoth. Felina likes mammoths. So I cast calm on the beast and fear spells on the bandits and kill them. As I am raiding the camp, the calm spell wore off thr mammoth and he started attacking Meeko. Onmund begand defending Meeko so it was back and forth me casting calm and voice of the emperor but nothing was working. Onmund ended up killing the mammoth and I got [&@%!] [&@%!]! So I started punching Onmund. He toom some beatings before snapping and all hell broke lose. He started attacking me, Meeko attacked him, I cast a summon, he casted a summon...it was a [&@%!]. Finally, I ran off to go get Shadowmere who was hidden nearby. Apparently Onmund left my service and I had to track him down by horse. I couldn't click on him and he had even taken off his armor. It took several tries but finally I was able to get him back. Then when I checked his inventory he wasn't wearing his wedding band. Ha. Whatever dude. I got a good laugh out of it but now things are back to normal. I guess couples fight even in video games.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:05 pm

Dohvakiin2012 wrote:The life of an assassin is so full of darkness and mystery I enjoy it. Here's one for ya.... I was playing my assassin Felina and I desperately needed 2 black souls and a new set of fur armor with matching bracers so I could put in some new enchantments. What better place to get fur armor from other than bandit camps...so I set out to raid the ones just outside Whiterun. We get to the first camp and kill some bandits...but I couldn't find their bodies in the grass so on to the second camp. Approaching the second camp I see bandits attacking a wounded mammoth. Felina likes mammoths. So I cast calm on the beast and fear spells on the bandits and kill them. As I am raiding the camp, the calm spell wore off thr mammoth and he started attacking Meeko. Onmund begand defending Meeko so it was back and forth me casting calm and voice of the emperor but nothing was working. Onmund ended up killing the mammoth and I got [&@%!] [&@%!]! So I started punching Onmund. He toom some beatings before snapping and all hell broke lose. He started attacking me, Meeko attacked him, I cast a summon, he casted a summon...it was a [&@%!]. Finally, I ran off to go get Shadowmere who was hidden nearby. Apparently Onmund left my service and I had to track him down by horse. I couldn't click on him and he had even taken off his armor. It took several tries but finally I was able to get him back. Then when I checked his inventory he wasn't wearing his wedding band. Ha. Whatever dude. I got a good laugh out of it but now things are back to normal. I guess couples fight even in video games.

maybe he was thinking of hitting on faralda

Dohva. · Post by **Dohva.** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:32 pm

I saw him coming out of Brelyna's room once. The next day we moved to Honeyside. Problem solved.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:45 am

you might have some competition from the local ladies, maybe grelka might pay ol' onmund a visit

Dohva. · Post by **Dohva.** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:07 am

I dare them. I will slice all their throats. He loves only me! <----- crazy little assassin voice

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:37 am

i trust that blade will poisoned

Dohva. · Post by **Dohva.** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:05 am

But of course.

Derp53 · Post by **Derp53** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:03 am

well i walk into riften and two master vampires and few thralls kill my char's husband and onmund who i had as a follower, i'm having a streak of bad luck with these vampire raids

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