The Skyrim NPC Memorial Thread

[Cam877]

RIP nilsine shatter-shield. No not dark brotherhood. I was going werewolf on wildhelm. Wasn't even aiming for her. Oh well. Hate that place. They all are sightless stormcloak [&@%!].

[Derp53]

RIP nilsine shatter-shield. No not dark brotherhood. I was going werewolf on wildhelm. Wasn't even aiming for her. Oh well. Hate that place. They all are sightless stormcloak [&@%!].

they ain't that bad if ur a nord or breton

[Unionhack]

RIP every Whiterun Guard. You guys put up a hell of a fight, but the simple fact of the matter was that your jail cells are really uncomfortable and I wanted out.

[Cam877]

RIP nilsine shatter-shield. No not dark brotherhood. I was going werewolf on wildhelm. Wasn't even aiming for her. Oh well. Hate that place. They all are sightless stormcloak [&@%!].

they ain't that bad if ur a nord or breton

I am a nord! I still hate them! They're not mean to me but they are to other people! And ulfric stormcloak just gets on my nerves. And they're jerks to Bretons too.

[Derp53]

they were quite nice too my breton, though it was probably my high destruction skill that made them polite

[Dohva.]

RIP my lovely High Elf Sylmirie. I had to start you over AGAIN because you got a nasty eye color glitch which neither my husband nor I could figure out. I couldn't see your eyes and everything was [&@%!] up GRR! This is the SECOND timw I have had go restart you. Third times a charm right? Boooooooo....back to level one. She was unayable like that eff my life.

[Jerrus_Nustad]

RIP Sigrid. She was killed fighting a thief in Riverwood.

[CreeperX]

RIP my lovely High Elf Sylmirie. I had to start you over AGAIN because you got a nasty eye color glitch which neither my husband nor I could figure out. I couldn't see your eyes and everything was [&@%!] up GRR! This is the SECOND timw I have had go restart you. Third times a charm right? Boooooooo....back to level one. She was unayable like that eff my life.

I had that glitch with Oceloth too. His eyes looked all black and flat, like they weren't there. I managed to fix the problem by re-starting the game, loading an earlier save (prior the glitch), then going back to the recent one (with the messed up eyes).

[Derp53]

RIP my lovely High Elf Sylmirie. I had to start you over AGAIN because you got a nasty eye color glitch which neither my husband nor I could figure out. I couldn't see your eyes and everything was [&@%!] up GRR! This is the SECOND timw I have had go restart you. Third times a charm right? Boooooooo....back to level one. She was unayable like that eff my life.

after all that work you put in, that sucks.

[Cam877]

RIP my lovely High Elf Sylmirie. I had to start you over AGAIN because you got a nasty eye color glitch which neither my husband nor I could figure out. I couldn't see your eyes and everything was [&@%!] up GRR! This is the SECOND timw I have had go restart you. Third times a charm right? Boooooooo....back to level one. She was unayable like that eff my life.

Oof. That SUCKS. That would be a nightmare. What level was she? If I had to restart cameran, that would be terrible. I think I would choose my perks more wisely than I did though. I didn't realize how important that first 20% better perks could be. Now, investing in those a lot in gunner, he kicks butt. How come I always somehow get off toic when I post? >.<

[Dohva.]

Oh she was only level 45! And begore she was level 52 when I had some mod issues even when I took them out the game was still effing up. I was prepping her for Dawnguard too. I didnt have an earlier save of her like I do with my assassin but now I will make one. [&@%!] laaaaame. It took me an hour just to get her to look the same too.

[Derp53]

happens sometimes, i completed the entire college of winterhold questline( i mean everything) and began the stormcloak questline, when i started up the game the next day i was back out of helgen,i threw my controller out the window

[Dohva.]

You think I would have learned to leave a damn save already. Now it is done, this isn't happening to me again. But, back to the topic at hand

RIP Nivenor in Riften. Good times, good times. Some jerk off at the Bee and Barb killed your husband Bolli (it wasn't me I swear) and left you all alone with his money. Not that my assassin Felina gives a hoot about how much money you have, she has more than you ever will. So when you walked past her on the street and said "If you're looking for a hand-out, you're not going to get one from me. Can you believe my husband used to give all our money to the poor?" <--- this is why I thought Bolli was cool even though he...ahem...disgraced you. But anyways, you kept going on about how much money you had now that he was gone. So Felina snuck into your house at night while you dined alone. Poor thing. And slit your throat with a Virulent poisoned blade. MUAhAHAHA.

Seriously, Felina has killed like half the Riften population. :/ They just won't learn to not mess with her.

[Witchery]

RIP Dravynea the Stoneweaver and Gemma Uriel. Killed by a dragon in Kynesgrove.

[Derp53]

You think I would have learned to leave a damn save already. Now it is done, this isn't happening to me again. But, back to the topic at hand

RIP Nivenor in Riften. Good times, good times. Some jerk off at the Bee and Barb killed your husband Bolli (it wasn't me I swear) and left you all alone with his money. Not that my assassin Felina gives a hoot about how much money you have, she has more than you ever will. So when you walked past her on the street and said "If you're looking for a hand-out, you're not going to get one from me. Can you believe my husband used to give all our money to the poor?" <--- this is why I thought Bolli was cool even though he...ahem...disgraced you. But anyways, you kept going on about how much money you had now that he was gone. So Felina snuck into your house at night while you dined alone. Poor thing. And slit your throat with a Virulent poisoned blade. MUAhAHAHA.

Seriously, Felina has killed like half the Riften population. :/ They just won't learn to not mess with her.

whats ur fee, i want jarl korir dead

[Pilaf The Defiler]

RIP Karliah's Horse. Mercer said he "took care of you", which apparently consisted of burying you face down in the snow with only your rear end poking out. Why he did this we'll never know, but he always was a horse's ass.

[Cam877]

RIP faendal. I was on my way to join the imperial legion and met a couple thalmor on the way. They insulted mankind, and this is on my nord character, so he killed them all. So I guess RIP all of them too. But anyway, then I found a stormcloak camp, so I killed all the soldiers, so I guess RIP all of them too, and not after I killed the thalmor, but after the stormcloaks faendal betrayed me! What a [&@%!]. I'm on a real killing spree. Must be his werewolf blood getting to him.

[Witchery]

RIP Karliah's Horse. Mercer said he "took care of you", which apparently consisted of burying you face down in the snow with only your rear end poking out. Why he did this we'll never know, but he always was a horse's ass.

Okay, this made me smile!

[Lorkmir]

RIP Z'Jardgo. Throwing you off that mountain before you could finish me off felt so wrong, yet so right.

[Cam877]

RIP haafinger stormcloak camp. And Belrand. I werewolfed you. Belrand, you just got killed for some reason. You were helpful though. I really hate stormcloaks. Then RIP all of the bandits in fort hraggstad. My god you put up a hell of a fight though. Died 5 times! Which is funny because I had died like 5 times in total before that. Fought a whole lot of bandits before that too. Just had an off day I guess.

[Polymath]

RIP Meeko. You picked fights I didn't want to start. And you constantly jumped in front of my arrows.
I reloaded to keep you alive so many times but today I hit the save button instead of the load and now you're gone.

Also RIP Alvor and Sigrid, who threw themselves in front of a dragon attempting to save the rest of Riverwood.
I'm Sad I can't sell my loot to you anymore, but maybe I can stay in your house instead of that cabin in the woods.

[cheap pocketman]

RIP Marise Aravel, murdered by Brand-Shei by the market over a kerfuffle about some firewood.

[Cam877]

RIP Lydia. Killed by a Spriggan matron. I thought you can only face them via mods but I play on Xbox. My face: O.o. This is my third follower that has died, along with faendal and Belrand. Now I just hired stenvar, the mercenary in Windhelm. Let's see how long he lasts

Also RIP Elda early dawn, nils, arengor once honored, and some other dude. Werewolfed Windhelm again. This time I was a lot more successful. Damn stormcloak rebels.

[Derp53]

R.I.P Carlotta Valentia, not only did all the men in whiterun like you but apparently a blood dragon too, i dunno maybe it was your make-up but that dragon liked you enough to pick you up, chew you to pieces and throw you all the way across whiterun

[strobacaxi]

RIP Nyria. You gave me a good laugh while falling down from the college