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Most worse looking NPC

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What is the most worse looking NPC in the game? The one with the most votes will win!

I vote for Jensine, who owns the "Jensine's Good as New Merchandise" in the Imperial City Market District.

Her body is ok, but her face looks awful.

http://www.uesp.net/w/images/Jensine.jpg
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Everyone's body shape looks pretty much the same. I think the guards look crappy.
The majority of them have huge noses and funny lips.
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Post by Alien »

I think the worst looking NPC is one of the Mage's Guild Apprentices. He looks like a rat.(Sorry I don't have a screenshot).
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"They say that I was chosen as the Primate of Anvil because of my loving nature and striking looks."
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Dark Spark wrote:"They say that I was chosen as the Primate of Anvil because of my loving nature and striking looks."
Hate to break it to you, miss...
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they never said how long ago she was chosen.
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Post by bas237 »

Well her looks are striking, but not in a positive way.
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Post by Dunmer »

The most worse looking NPC I have ever seen in Oblivion would have to be Myvryna Arano. just look at her!!!

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Myvryna_Arano
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M1SSYF1V3 wrote:Everyone's body shape looks pretty much the same. I think the guards look crappy.
The majority of them have huge noses and funny lips.
I agree, I think that they look horrible. :(
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Post by Doctor Meaticus »

There's a beggar in Bruma whose name escapes me. Anyhow, he's pretty ugly.
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Deathmist wrote:
M1SSYF1V3 wrote:Everyone's body shape looks pretty much the same. I think the guards look crappy.
The majority of them have huge noses and funny lips.
I agree, I think that they look horrible. :(
I think Bethesda designed them to look ugly so you'd hate them.
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Dark Spark wrote:"They say that I was chosen as the Primate of Anvil because of my loving nature and striking looks."
http://www.uesp.net/w/images/Dumania_Jirich.jpg
Hate to break it to you, miss...

Yep, she's right, her looks sure as heck strike me down.
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Post by Fiar »

Well Falanu Hlaalu, she is a she, but is referred to as he. Might be good looking...but your supposed to be a guy so you don't look the best(in my opinion).

Yeah I know the she is a he is a screw up. :?
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The mage apprentice just look's ugly at the face,they all sound the same.
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Post by Apocalypse »

Dunmer wrote:The most worse looking NPC I have ever seen in Oblivion would have to be Myvryna Arano. just look at her!!!

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Myvryna_Arano
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Post by Behnjymyn »

Norbert Lelles' eyes are too close together.
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Post by Caldyn_Blade »

"Sten the Ugly"??? It's in his name of course (Fighter's Guild, Anvil)...
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Post by M'aiq The Liar »

The worshippers at the namiras shrine!

Man theire ugly!
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Caldyn_Blade wrote:"Sten the Ugly"??? It's in his name of course (Fighter's Guild, Anvil)...
Sten the Ugly's damn sexy!
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Post by bas237 »

Does everyone thinks the Adoring fan is looking good? No one voted for him ;)

The Mage's Guild Apprentices got the most votes: 2.
No one has provide a screenshot yet, though ;)

How about that woman, 'God-Hater' or something? I can vague remember she didn't looked very well :P
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I don't think any one Oblivion is notugly...
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Post by M1SSYF1V3 »

LunarSweets wrote:I don't think any one Oblivion is notugly...
You sound like my mother.
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Chrodar wrote:I must say Kalthar


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I agree. :P Kalthar has a really huge forehead!!!
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