All You Can Eat: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
"punch townperson"
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
>The townsperson collapses from the force of your punch. The other merchants stare at you in stunned disbelief, as a pair of guards approaches you.
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
"run east"
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
"run east" 
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
Spoiler:
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
Spoiler:
it is a mystery
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"use invisibility spell"
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
Spoiler:
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
"use invisibility spell"
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Gideon Dragontongue
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
>You cast an invisibility spell. The guards scratch their heads at your sudden disappearance, but shrug and move off.
>You are now outside the city gates. To the north and south is a sparse forest, and to the east is a wide dirt road.
>You are now outside the city gates. To the north and south is a sparse forest, and to the east is a wide dirt road.
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"win the game"
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
"win the game" (damn it!)
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Huzzah!
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"[...] for the lives of gods are not what mortals think and matters that weigh only years to mortals weigh on gods forever."
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
>Your vain attempts to win the game yield no results.
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Avron the S'wit
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
Spoiler:
Huzzah!
"[...] for the lives of gods are not what mortals think and matters that weigh only years to mortals weigh on gods forever."
The Tribunal Temple, Nerevar at Red Mountain
Find the S'wit:
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"[...] for the lives of gods are not what mortals think and matters that weigh only years to mortals weigh on gods forever."
The Tribunal Temple, Nerevar at Red Mountain
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
"continue east"
"Yer a wizard, Musicman." - scribbane
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Re: Dork: The Great Epicly Amazing UESP Text RP!
>As you continue down the road, you soon come upon a pack of wolves. They are feasting on the corpse of a deer.
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>You find you have a sword, a red cloak, a pair of trousers, a linen shirt, a pair of good leather boots, a pouch of ten gold coins, and a paper signed by the baron giving you permission to punch people.
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"throw coins at the wolves"
"Yer a wizard, Musicman." - scribbane
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