It's Official: Queen Elizabeth is no longer hot.

[DorostheConqueror]

Is it just me, or does Her Majesty look exactly like the Queen Mother now? Makes you thankful that Di kicked off in her prime...

WANT

DO NOT WANT

Anyways, discuss. QE2, how she measures up to Queen Vick, how long Kate will stay hot, why the monarchy is still better than Euro-style Marxist taxstopias, the celebrations to honor a millennium of repression at the hands of a small hereditary caste of foreign occupiers. BONUS QUESTION: if you could pick one British lady to replace the Queen, who would it be? I'd say Jordan.

[Dark Spark]

She wouldn't have this problem if she could consume the souls of young women to preserve her beauty.

[Eltee]

Her soul has already abandoned that old husk, and (after the old soul was extirminated, of course) inhabited the dear Dutchess of Cambridge's supple young body.

[DorostheConqueror]

Why do you think "they" eliminated Lady Di? Unfortunately for them, Di was, in reality, a 700 year old sorceress, kept alive through the very same rituals, and consuming her ancient soul only accelerated the Queen's own decay.

Now come on, this is a serious topic. It's not every day that we have the privileged to see someone richer than us celebrate sixty years of work in a fantastically cushy upper management position she got because her dad owned the company. Elizabeth may well wind up being the longest living British monarch in history. Let's be more enthused, Mr Spark.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

Her soul has already abandoned that old husk, and (after the old soul was extirminated, of course) inhabited the dear Dutchess of Cambridge's supply young body.

One Google search later...*elevator music*

Wow, you're right. Though not familiar with the title "Dutchess."

[Eltee]

Duchess. Stfu.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

I'm pretty sure Eltee is right on the money here, though.

[Dark Spark]

...Now come on, this is a serious topic. It's not every day that we have the privileged to see someone richer than us celebrate sixty years of work in a fantastically cushy upper management position she got because her dad owned the company. Elizabeth may well wind up being the longest living British monarch in history. Let's be more enthused, Mr Spark.

In all truth (an odd thing to say since I'm about to delve into fiction) I'm penning a character who was her dad's best pal at Dartmouth. He's still around today. Buys his stuff from Burberry. Bit of an annoying [&@%!]. Then again, accidental time travel via a magical entrapment spell (Merlin beneath the rock-sort of thing) tends to do that to a person.

Oh, yes. He's a wizard.

[Deandra]

Mr Spark.

Dark Spark is male???

[Gideon Dragontongue]

We're believing what Doros says when logical assumption says otherwise???

[Deandra]

But, Dark Spark didn't bother correcting Doros.

[Dark Spark]

Doros enters a thread. I leave. Either because I have no time for his particular brand of insanity...

...or we're one and the same.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Dark Spark is genderless. S/he is the Daedric Prince of Pop Culture.

[Eltee]

Fukkit. As far as I am concerned, s/he is Casandra.

[Avron the S'wit]

I don't care about Dark Spark's gender when I've now successfully learnt the secret to her youthful beauty and wit:

She wouldn't have this problem if she could consume the souls of young women to preserve her beauty.

I've clearly been doing it wrong this whole time! What a revelation!

[Eltee]

Huzzah!

[Gideon Dragontongue]

Come to think of it, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that Dark Spark and Doros are married and have to share a computer.

[Stormborn]

Being British I can be totally honest about the female royals, there all pretty minging apart from the Duchess of Cambridge. Probably because she is a commoner and not totally inbred. Jordan to replace the Queen, dear god I'm imaging the cat fight between her and Victoria Beckham for that role.

[DorostheConqueror]

Come on. You guys are all perfectly aware that there are only five distinct users here on UESP. Dark Spark is one of my sock puppet accounts.

So NOBODY cares about Elizabeth? There was a time when she was the most powerful woman on the planet. She may still be even today. That's got to count for something, right? Everyone goes gaga over the Wedding and Charles bonking Cam and Edward VIII with his Nazi pals, yet here we've got a sensible old matriarch marking sixty long years of consistency, duty, and quiet dignity, and nobody gives a toss.

Besides, as soon as she kicks off, it's King Charles. So be grateful she's still in the game.

Jordan to replace the Queen, dear god I'm imaging the cat fight between her and Victoria Beckham for that role.

Never! Posh Spice would make a terrible queen. Well, she'd make a GREAT queen, but that's why it would be terrible. All the British people would love her, and that'd make David Beckham king, so... well, basically, you can kiss the rest of British royal history goodbye. Who's going to want to follow in King David's shadow?

Jordan would be a weak ruler just begging for a good, strong, clever man like me to step in and assume the reigns of power. If there's to be any chance for the rest of us in the Game of Thrones, she's the player we'd need.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

I'm curious, who are the five users?

By the way, I'm totally electing Jarl Balgruuf.

[DorostheConqueror]

Some fat guy from Argentina, a pair of Russian teenagers, a lonely unmarried British woman who owns a ton of cats, and me.

[leroybrown]

All that power sure makes her a lot prettier. Kinda like the Oprah Effect.

[Derp53]

Is it just me, or does Her Majesty look exactly like the Queen Mother now? Makes you thankful that Di kicked off in her prime...

WANT

DO NOT WANT

Anyways, discuss. QE2, how she measures up to Queen Vick, how long Kate will stay hot, why the monarchy is still better than Euro-style Marxist taxstopias, the celebrations to honor a millennium of repression at the hands of a small hereditary caste of foreign occupiers. BONUS QUESTION: if you could pick one British lady to replace the Queen, who would it be? I'd say Jordan.

getting me a little hot under the collar doros with that pic of jordan.......

[MathiasFlynnias]

Now now, you all leave the Queen alone guys! I'll unleash spam on all of you.

I luckily have the honour to be a guard for the past three days. I love the Queen, and would much rather have her than any elected and populist President.

I find presidencies divide people, not unite like the Queen and we'd never have celebrations that we can all partake in for the President, considering s/he'd have to be of one political persuasion or another. But it would seem to me anyway that the Queen has more support than any elected Prime Minister, ever. Not to mention I am very much a conservative.

Though I am expecting some republicans to be infuriated by me.

[Kerr]

Boo! Down with monarchy.