Miami Police commit Hate Crime

[DorostheConqueror]

In a shocking display symptomatic of the patterns of institutional cannibalphobia so prevalent in America's legal power structure, Miami police today shot and killed an unarmed black man. His only crime? Utilizing natural resources in a non-heteronormative fashion. The media has been quick to sensationalize non-standard lifestyle choices made by the victim- recreational drug use, refusal to submit to patriarchal standards of "clothing use"- and, of course, implicitly accepts, without the slightest hint of critical self-reflection, the shockingly medieval idea that dietary habits which lie outside "the norm" are so sick, disgusting, and "evil", that those who choose to practice them can (should! Must!) be shot dead, out of hand.

Discuss:
The shockingly conservative nature of discourse in this country, and why we shouldn't be surprised that Fox News got the earliest scoops.
Cannibal rights and the Cannibal-American community at large; is this their Stonewall?
Whether the "drug" excuse is simply a lie to keep the zombie holocaust under wraps, or the drugs are themselves the infection's primary catalyst.
How you plan to survive once the infection spreads out of Florida.

[Frost Mage]

This is disgusting. Leave it to Fox News to bring horrific acts of violence into the public eye, then create rumors of the victim.

[Eltee]

Humans taste gooooood.

[Dark Spark]

...How you plan to survive once the infection spreads out of Florida.

I have compelling doubts that Floridians are smart enough to drive....

[Eltee]

They have swamp boats, Casandra!

SWAMP BOATS!!!

[unokitsune]

Abuse of a corpse is a felony
Commiting canabalism contributes to messing up the mind, a punishment
That was one of the more disgusting things i have read, and I have read alot of disgusting things.

[Rose of Sithis]

Abuse of a corpse is a felony

The dude wasn't actually a corpse. If you'd read the article you'd see that he's in a hospital in critical condition.

[Deandra]

...How you plan to survive once the infection spreads out of Florida.

I have compelling doubts that Floridians are smart enough to drive....

If the rest of Florida is anything like Miami, then you're 100% correct. Unfortunately, they still attempt it.

[unokitsune]

Abuse of a corpse is a felony

The dude wasn't actually a corpse. If you'd read the article you'd see that he's in a hospital in critical condition.

The dude in the hospital was FEEDING off a corpse, abuse...

[Deandra]

The dude eating a living guy's face is now a corpse because the police shot him. The guy who is missing a face is in the hospital.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

The victim, who is said to be a homeless man, is reported to be in a critical condition in hospital.

[Rose of Sithis]

Abuse of a corpse is a felony

The dude wasn't actually a corpse. If you'd read the article you'd see that he's in a hospital in critical condition.

The dude in the hospital was FEEDING off a corpse, abuse...

...No.

The victim, who is said to be a homeless man, is reported to be in a critical condition in hospital.

Like I said, if you'd read the article....

[unokitsune]

The dude eating a living guy's face is now a corpse because the police shot him. The guy who is missing a face is in the hospital.

oh

[unokitsune]

I got confused reading it.

[Wolf]

Back to the original satire:

The drugs allegedly involved were a speculation, I believe, and quite hastily assumed at that. Methinks someone's trying to turn this into a "cocaine's bad, mmmk" story. Other than that, I don't really have any opinion beyond my original reaction, "He tried to eat the face of a living person. That doesn't sound productive for anyone."

Nudity? No comment.

[House of the Wolf]

On a serious note, none of the articles really go into substantive detail about the man the police shot. They do hint, though, that he was supposedly on LSD (acid). To anyone who doesn't know/understand, there is no [&@%!] around with someone on acid; if the officer felt his life was in danger, he was in the right to shoot him.

My stance is, because the facts given are unclear, and because (more importantly) I wasn't there, I can't give a definite opinion on it. In cases like these, though, I tend to give the officer the benefit of the doubt.

[Wolf]

The officer wasn't in danger, the homeless guy was. His face was getting eaten. The officer warned, warned, shot, (after crazy wouldn't stop) shot again, etc.

[House of the Wolf]

Either way, someone's life was in danger, the man was clearly deranged (at best), and the officer felt that deadly force was required. All I can say is that, given the lack of details, it's wrong to second-guess the officer based on current information (to those that have been/are).

[Dark Lord Cam]

If I were the officer, I would have shot him partly because he was eating a guy's face, and partly because I'm paranoid of zombies.

[Jeff]

Freedom of choice... as long as he wasn't hurting anyone... how do we know he didn't ask for his face to be eaten...??? Did anyone even bother to ask? What if it was just a mistake, and he forgot the safe word?

[Ragnarok]

This isn't "cannibalism".

"Cannibalism" consists of consuming the flesh of the dead. Consuming the flesh of the living is "zombieism". The moral of this story is ... if you don't want to get shot in the head like a zombie then don't act like a zombie ...

[cowleyj]

The officer was entirely correct in his course of action, given the information he would have had, namely the fact that one guy is gnawing at the face of another chap...and yes, cannibalism is technically 'MURDER, with the intention of consuming the corpse', a person eating a dead body that they didn't kill is necrophagy.

[Ragnarok]

... and eating someone alive is still ZOMBIEISM ... don't be a zombie ...

[MARS]

Zombieism isn't a word.

[Ragnarok]

it is now ...