Avron, will you marry me?

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Re: Avron, will you marry me?

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Generalno1 wrote:Really? Because what I said was very cheesy.
You guys think that was cheesy? Should have seen what I said when I told the girl I like that I liked her... now THAT was cheese riddled. And all of it is on Facebook for hackers to access...
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Her: what is it that you like about me?
Me:(insert Zach stumbling over different, and probably cheesy, responses. Before he decides on the cheesiest one that came to mind.) "What don't I like about you?" is the better question.
yadda, yadda, yadda.
Her:NO, I feel bad cuz your like professing your love for me.....and it's so cute.....and I was complaining to you how sad I was that XXXX and XXXXXXXX had gf's!!
Me:*sigh* I don't care if you like me back, as long as you are happy with whoever you end up with.
But now I think that this thread has gone away from the topic, so then, as some think me to be Avron, I say:
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Re: Avron, will you marry me?

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Fine, Musicman. But your wife will have to go.
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Oh my. I'm not sure she'll agree to that. Give me a week to let her down slowly.
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And then you catch her in a closet crying tears of joy, and a broken picture of you and her.
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Well that was quick. She said, "there is no way I will ever lose my music man."

Sorry, Cam, I tried. ;)
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Cam isn't worth it anyway.
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My plan has worked perfectly. I dodged a bullet.
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Come now Cam, you didn't start to get cold feet, did ya?
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I never had warm feet to begin with.
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Don't be silly: Cam never had feet to begin with. He's terrifying like that.
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Re: Avron, will you marry me?

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Well I don't have feet, and people don't seem to find me terrifying... I mean, I float a couple feet above the ground for goodness sake.
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I have feet. They just just never touch the ground.
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Avron said she'd go to prom with me once when i was asking HatofMadness for relationship advice.
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Yeah, she says that to everybody. She told me that and I've been out of high school since '99!
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Musicman247 wrote:Yeah, she says that to everybody. She told me that and I've been out of high school since '99!
For a second there I thought you were joking... man, does 12 years fly by... That being said, that's practically my entire lifetime. :P You're still a spring Chicken though, Musicman. :)
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I once told Kestral that I feel I would be a great mentor for him, I feel the same for you. We are going to have classes and everything. I'll have a dry erase board and you will have to take notes.
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Cam, I think you are playing on too many horses at once... You have got to make up your mind rather you want Avron or Mrs. T to marry you, young man!
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the Savage Hippie wrote:Cam, I think you are playing on too many horses at once... You have got to make up your mind rather you want Avron or Mrs. T to marry you, young man!
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Re: Avron, will you marry me?

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Why is this thread even still open?

We all know Cam isn't my type anyway. Sorry, Cam! We'll still get dinner if you stop standing me up in the city. :P
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Avron the S'wit wrote:Why is this thread even still open?

We all know Cam isn't my type anyway. Sorry, Cam! We'll still get dinner if you stop standing me up in the city. :P

Hmm? I don't really want to marry you dear. I'd just rather keep my brains in my noggin. *points at Papa GOVERNMENT ASSASSIN*
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LOCK LOCK LOCK LOCK! :P
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Re: Avron, will you marry me?

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This thread is such a futile attempt. Everyone knows Avron is going to not marry Cam.
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Re: Avron, will you marry me?

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alright.
I'm not arrogant. I'm insecure.
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