Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:36 am

I was doing the Skingrad recommendation for the MG, and I had knocked Erothor unconcious when I first saw him. When I got outside of the guild, I noticed that he wasn't glowing (I had Detect Life 65 Feet). Other people had the aura around them, but he didn't.

John117 · Post by **John117** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:06 pm

I don't know if this is a glitch but it's annoying. When I walk around in cheydinhal I will head to my house. When I get there Rythe Lithandis's (or whatever it is. Back to topic) his wife comes up to my house opens my house gate and walks to the side of my house (I fear she is a stalker) it is really annoying and when I walk up to her she calls me some word that begins with an m. Probably some thing that means bosmer.

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:06 am

John117 wrote:... some word that begins with an m.

Probably "muthsera", a Dunmer honorific.

Sir Frederick Chook · Post by **Sir Frederick Chook** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:48 am

I want Umbra. But I don't want to murder Umbra to get it. So I zap her with the Sanguine Rose and get a head start fleeing. I've picked up an Amulet of Water Walking, so I make hustle toward the Imperial City over the lake, Umbra leaving a wake as she furiously swims after me. I reach the Waterfront, but accidentally fall off the dock and into the bay. Umbra reaches the causeway to the lighthouse, but is distracted by a guardsman. Now, at this point, the pirates decide to get in on the action, and charge along the causeway as well. Then, woop! A conjurer who was lurking outside Vindasel catches up with us and decides to get in on the fight. She lasts about two seconds before falling off the causeway and into the drink too, but she does manage to summon a dremora, who stays on dry land, just glaring at everyone.

Now, things aren't going as well as I'd hoped. I have no idea where the pirates went. Umbra killed the guard and is swimming around looking for me. I decide to try to lead her further into the city. I get her as far as the beach, but she won't climb the rocks up to street level. Then, aha! I see my salvation: Hieronymus Lex. Up he charges, hero in gold and silver, and sticks his sword into... the bouncer of the Bloated Float, who was just standing around watching. The orc is terrified, and flees inside the inn. Lex gives chase and I go along to see what on Nirn is going on. They both burst back out onto the upper deck, where Lex cuts poor gro-Marad down in a heap and returns to his duties.

Thankfully, once he gets outside, he catches wind of Umbra splashing about below and takes off as fast as he can in the other direction. Nice work, Lexy. Now I can't find either of them. But wait - what's that over by the lighthouse? They've both sped all the way over there and Umbra has beaten Lex's head in. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. You call yourself an Essential character, Lex? Still don't know where the pirates went. The conjurer is floating out to sea. Someone has to tell Ms gro-Marad. And the dremora has returned to Oblivion, to tell his buddies what idiotic stuff mortals get up to.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:13 am

Sir Frederick Chook wrote:I want Umbra. But I don't want to murder Umbra to get it. So I zap her with the Sanguine Rose and get a head start fleeing. I've picked up an Amulet of Water Walking, so I make hustle toward the Imperial City over the lake, Umbra leaving a wake as she furiously swims after me. I reach the Waterfront, but accidentally fall off the dock and into the bay. Umbra reaches the causeway to the lighthouse, but is distracted by a guardsman. Now, at this point, the pirates decide to get in on the action, and charge along the causeway as well. Then, woop! A conjurer who was lurking outside Vindasel catches up with us and decides to get in on the fight. She lasts about two seconds before falling off the causeway and into the drink too, but she does manage to summon a dremora, who stays on dry land, just glaring at everyone.

Now, things aren't going as well as I'd hoped. I have no idea where the pirates went. Umbra killed the guard and is swimming around looking for me. I decide to try to lead her further into the city. I get her as far as the beach, but she won't climb the rocks up to street level. Then, aha! I see my salvation: Hieronymus Lex. Up he charges, hero in gold and silver, and sticks his sword into... the bouncer of the Bloated Float, who was just standing around watching. The orc is terrified, and flees inside the inn. Lex gives chase and I go along to see what on Nirn is going on. They both burst back out onto the upper deck, where Lex cuts poor gro-Marad down in a heap and returns to his duties.

Thankfully, once he gets outside, he catches wind of Umbra splashing about below and takes off as fast as he can in the other direction. Nice work, Lexy. Now I can't find either of them. But wait - what's that over by the lighthouse? They've both sped all the way over there and Umbra has beaten Lex's head in. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. You call yourself an Essential character, Lex? Still don't know where the pirates went. The conjurer is floating out to sea. Someone has to tell Ms gro-Marad. And the dremora has returned to Oblivion, to tell his buddies what idiotic stuff mortals get up to.

Brilliant! Just Fantastically Brilliant!

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:23 am

Sir Frederick Chook wrote:I want Umbra. But I don't want to murder Umbra to get it. So I zap her with the Sanguine Rose and get a head start fleeing. I've picked up an Amulet of Water Walking, so I make hustle toward the Imperial City over the lake, Umbra leaving a wake as she furiously swims after me. I reach the Waterfront, but accidentally fall off the dock and into the bay. Umbra reaches the causeway to the lighthouse, but is distracted by a guardsman. Now, at this point, the pirates decide to get in on the action, and charge along the causeway as well. Then, woop! A conjurer who was lurking outside Vindasel catches up with us and decides to get in on the fight. She lasts about two seconds before falling off the causeway and into the drink too, but she does manage to summon a dremora, who stays on dry land, just glaring at everyone.

Now, things aren't going as well as I'd hoped. I have no idea where the pirates went. Umbra killed the guard and is swimming around looking for me. I decide to try to lead her further into the city. I get her as far as the beach, but she won't climb the rocks up to street level. Then, aha! I see my salvation: Hieronymus Lex. Up he charges, hero in gold and silver, and sticks his sword into... the bouncer of the Bloated Float, who was just standing around watching. The orc is terrified, and flees inside the inn. Lex gives chase and I go along to see what on Nirn is going on. They both burst back out onto the upper deck, where Lex cuts poor gro-Marad down in a heap and returns to his duties.

Thankfully, once he gets outside, he catches wind of Umbra splashing about below and takes off as fast as he can in the other direction. Nice work, Lexy. Now I can't find either of them. But wait - what's that over by the lighthouse? They've both sped all the way over there and Umbra has beaten Lex's head in. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. You call yourself an Essential character, Lex? Still don't know where the pirates went. The conjurer is floating out to sea. Someone has to tell Ms gro-Marad. And the dremora has returned to Oblivion, to tell his buddies what idiotic stuff mortals get up to.

Wonderfully, wonderful story..A best seller..You should lenghthen it, and put on a fan fic site.

Sir Frederick Chook · Post by **Sir Frederick Chook** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:16 pm

Aw, thank you both!

Oathbreaker · Post by **Oathbreaker** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:34 pm

Sir Frederick Chook wrote:I want Umbra. But I don't want to murder Umbra to get it. So I zap her with the Sanguine Rose and get a head start fleeing. I've picked up an Amulet of Water Walking, so I make hustle toward the Imperial City over the lake, Umbra leaving a wake as she furiously swims after me. I reach the Waterfront, but accidentally fall off the dock and into the bay. Umbra reaches the causeway to the lighthouse, but is distracted by a guardsman. Now, at this point, the pirates decide to get in on the action, and charge along the causeway as well. Then, woop! A conjurer who was lurking outside Vindasel catches up with us and decides to get in on the fight. She lasts about two seconds before falling off the causeway and into the drink too, but she does manage to summon a dremora, who stays on dry land, just glaring at everyone.

Now, things aren't going as well as I'd hoped. I have no idea where the pirates went. Umbra killed the guard and is swimming around looking for me. I decide to try to lead her further into the city. I get her as far as the beach, but she won't climb the rocks up to street level. Then, aha! I see my salvation: Hieronymus Lex. Up he charges, hero in gold and silver, and sticks his sword into... the bouncer of the Bloated Float, who was just standing around watching. The orc is terrified, and flees inside the inn. Lex gives chase and I go along to see what on Nirn is going on. They both burst back out onto the upper deck, where Lex cuts poor gro-Marad down in a heap and returns to his duties.

Thankfully, once he gets outside, he catches wind of Umbra splashing about below and takes off as fast as he can in the other direction. Nice work, Lexy. Now I can't find either of them. But wait - what's that over by the lighthouse? They've both sped all the way over there and Umbra has beaten Lex's head in. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. Up he gets, she knocks him down again. You call yourself an Essential character, Lex? Still don't know where the pirates went. The conjurer is floating out to sea. Someone has to tell Ms gro-Marad. And the dremora has returned to Oblivion, to tell his buddies what idiotic stuff mortals get up to.

I'm just sorry I didn't see this sooner. I love it. It makes me smile.

Celestial Wurm · Post by **Celestial Wurm** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:43 pm

Just last night after completing a match in the Arena and I proceeded to collect my gold when to my astonishment I saw an Iron Claymore spinning in it's place on the sword rack. I tried moving it via LB and couldn't, quite the sight.

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:29 pm

**MAJOR SI SPOILER!!**

After defending Highcross (as Sheogorath), I went inside a house, then came back out to find that the corpses of two Hungers were flying throught the air, their tails all wacked out and 30 feet long.

dethmetal6 · Post by **dethmetal6** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:37 pm

Ok so i start a fight outside the prison in the imperial city (cause i just got out and got bored) so Adamus phillida joins the fight and so does Hieronymus lex(needs to die)as i was saying i run out of potions and i yield and go to jail an when i get out lex and 2 legion gaurds are attaching phillida and when he gets knocked out i get arrested for it and when i get out i talk to phillida lex(do nothing against the law)and get arrest again and i just keep getting throw in jail LOL

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:17 pm

...Either your an MMO adict...(See THIS, or THIS.
That..or you belong..well...never mind...
no offense intended

PariahTKO · Post by **PariahTKO** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:17 am

I just Reverse pickpocketed Betto Plotius Whil he slept with a 0-wieght shock damage hood. i came back in the morning, he was dead but the life detect aura was still around him!@!

Blackie · Post by **Blackie** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:37 am

I was Bored in a shop once so I took out my sword to whack a few cups around. In swing for the cups and miss. I hit the bartender, who gets mad at me for slicing his gut open. He punches me, then EVERYONE in the bar pulls out their swords. I'm like "crap, not again", Then everyone starts trying to kill the poor bartender. He flees and runs out of the shops. Now come the guards. The pull out their swords and start cutting the guy up. He runs into a back alley and gets mowed down by everyone in the bar AND at least 5 guards. So I stole his gold.

I got another one. I was standing next to some archer chick and I decided to shoot her in the face. I pull back an arrow and let fly. She yells "HEY!" I whip out my sword to fight to the death. She runs straght past me and starts shooting at this guy. He gets more [&@%!] than she was and starts blasting spells at her. Then the guards get wind of this. They run and start cutting this guy down. This guy then starts blasting the [&@%!] out of everything that he sees. All hell starts breaking loose as everything is blowing up, people are yelling, and and fire is going everywhere. Then the guards finally kill the dude and the chick that I shot asked me how I was feeling...

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:59 pm

Three separate times when I was doing the Whodunit? quest, I accidentally pulled my bow out when Neville could see me. Every single time, he killed himself, via my 40% or so of Reflect Damage.

Glenfiddich · Post by **Glenfiddich** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:32 pm

I was out walking near Tidewater Cave wen i did the Noctural Shrine quest.. I saw a Imperial forester stare out over the water, suddenly he went out in the water and dived

.. after a minute or two hes body went up and showed that he got two arrows in hes chest

... Thats weird or what

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:18 pm

EVIL WATER!!!!!!!

dethmetal6 · Post by **dethmetal6** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:53 pm

Blackie wrote:I was Bored in a shop once so I took out my sword to whack a few cups around. In swing for the cups and miss. I hit the bartender, who gets mad at me for slicing his gut open. He punches me, then EVERYONE in the bar pulls out their swords. I'm like "crap, not again", Then everyone starts trying to kill the poor bartender. He flees and runs out of the shops. Now come the guards. The pull out their swords and start cutting the guy up. He runs into a back alley and gets mowed down by everyone in the bar AND at least 5 guards. So I stole his gold.

I got another one. I was standing next to some archer chick and I decided to shoot her in the face. I pull back an arrow and let fly. She yells "HEY!" I whip out my sword to fight to the death. She runs straght past me and starts shooting at this guy. He gets more [&@%!] than she was and starts blasting spells at her. Then the guards get wind of this. They run and start cutting this guy down. This guy then starts blasting the **** out of everything that he sees. All hell starts breaking loose as everything is blowing up, people are yelling, and and fire is going everywhere. Then the guards finally kill the dude and the chick that I shot asked me how I was feeling...

LOL!!!

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:10 am

Was doing the Permanent Retirement quest and had bribed two nearby guards (Caelia Draconis being one of them) super-high, just in case I got pinched for assault when I killed Philida's bodyguard. So I shot the guard, he didn't die, and both he and Philida came running after me (Philly boy now fully armored). The guards decided they'd help out their buddy (me), and by the time they joined in, the bodyguard was dead, so I just stood back and let them kill the old man (I got one shot in before the melee started). Afterward, I got fined for two assaults and a murder.

Sir Frederick Chook · Post by **Sir Frederick Chook** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:21 am

Glenfiddich wrote:I was out walking near Tidewater Cave wen i did the Noctural Shrine quest.. I saw a Imperial forester stare out over the water, suddenly he went out in the water and dived .. after a minute or two hes body went up and showed that he got two arrows in hes chest ... Thats weird or what

Brilliant!

Nero.Valentine · Post by **Nero.Valentine** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:17 am

i walked through the waterfront district with my invisible mage character and was just killing everyone. then i saw methredhel standing on the marie elena.. of course i know she can't die, but i decided to akkack her anyway..
so i do attack her, she gets knocked unconcious and falls into the water.
i expected that she would swim when she wakes up again, but no, she kinda jumps back on the ship
i was pretty surprised

Celestial Wurm · Post by **Celestial Wurm** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:59 pm

"Look at the muscles on you!"

(I proceed to draw my hands and punch the NPC in the face)

"You've got the hands of a healer!"

Suffering · Post by **Suffering** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:57 am

I went to Aerins Camp to see Torbern, in full army armour (Hes one of my scouts) sleeping in his tent.
When this happened it was 20 mins of playing Oblivion.
I loaded the Whodunit? quesr because I got bored
After doing that quest at least 10 times,
i loaded the game i just saved.
Instead of finding Torbern asleep in full armour, i see im sleeping in just his cloth. No blankets, and its snowing...

You know how smiths display their armours?
I noticed the "hammer and Tongs" shop displayed female iron armour.
I picked it up and dropped it and it somehow magically turned into a male version

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:55 am

...maybe it's an enchantment...

Blackite · Post by **Blackite** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:23 pm

This is my first post so bear with me.

<Spoiler>

I started the "whodunit" quest and walked into Summitmist Manor. Matilde then greeted me. Afterwards I thought "I am going to kill them with poison apples this time" so I walked to the table where all the guests eat. Nels was talking to Neville about what he will do with the gold. I replaced all the food on the table with poison apples and then all of a sudden

. . .

Dovesi ran downstairs. Picked up the sword there. Ran back upstairs towards Nels. Blasted him with an ice bolt (I guess she didn't like his plan to open a tavern). fires a bolt killing Primo (I still don't understand why she picked up the sword). And then walked over to me and said "stay close there’s a murderer on the lose"

. Just after that Matilde picked up an apple and died

.

<End of Spoiler>

lol this is one of my most funniest moments in the game. please rate my post and tell me if something is wrong.