Funny School Stories

[Sav]

Right, well most of us have funny memories from school. This is the place to share them!

[Musicman247]

I'll start us off I guess.

In fourth grade we had "Crazy Hat Day" one day. I forgot to make a crazy hat, so I grabbed a medium-sized cardboard box and wore it on my head the whole day. My picture ended up in the yearbook! Looked ridiculous!

[unokitsune]

In High school I used to be bullied by this really tall guy named Matt who would humilate me in class and in the hallway. He would always hide behind a group of people in the process. One day I caught him selling drugs to another student. I ratted him out and he got expelled. Never saw him again. Heard a rumor about him though.

[Frost Mage]

Hmmm... Too many to tell, since the ones from Elementary School are still fresh in my head, but I remember getting ganged up on by all of my best friends... very odd. I also finally fulfilled one of my life long dreams: while a pigeon was looking the other way at a wall, I beaned it with a kickball. Got a feather for my work as well.

Here's a nice little list:

1. Feces in a urinal

2. Numerous instances where the girls where the "victims", since girls are such angels in the teacher's eyes.

3. I guess in Middle School there are too many. Lets just say that my thing was eating things off the ground for large sums of money.

3. Again in Middle School, skipping out of the lunchroom while holding my friend's hand. I literally had no ego. My purpose there was for people to laugh at me, whatever that entailed. I'd lick people's shoes. I didn't give a damn.

[Argonanza]

7th grade - I put my foot through a glass door. "I had a bad day."

[Dark Lord Cam]

In High school I used to be bullied by this really tall guy named Matt who would humilate me in class and in the hallway. He would always hide behind a group of people in the process. One day I caught him selling drugs to another student. I ratted him out and he got expelled. Never saw him again. Heard a rumor about him though.

I got punched in the face twice, slapped once, and constantly pestered by this one fat kid.

In order, I ended up beating the guy down with a twig I picked up off the ground.
I just stood there, because the teacher saw him slap me, and I totally smirked as he got yelled at and kicked out of the room.
I stabbed him with a pencil. Then he got expelled. Funny how that worked.

[unokitsune]

Elementary school 4th grade, obese kid would cut in front of me in line and take 3 servings of food for himself leaving nothing for me and laughed at me every single time when I told him to stop cutting in front of me. One day I was really hungry and angry. He cut in front me again, so I broke his arm. Never saw him again.

I got punched in the face twice, slapped once, and constantly pestered by this one fat kid.

In order, I ended up beating the guy down with a twig I picked up off the ground.
I just stood there, because the teacher saw him slap me, and I totally smirked as he got yelled at and kicked out of the room.
I stabbed him with a pencil. Then he got expelled. Funny how that worked.

The guy Matt died about a year after I graduated. Something having to do with Skateboarding, drugs, and not wearing a helmet.

I once got approached by two bullies in middle school who demanded lunch money, I pushed them both into the street. They got up and ran away, never bothered me again. Heard they got expelled.

There was this one guy named Ricky, don't remember his last name. He came into my face so I could feel his breathe. He told me "You know why the school is so red? Because you have six periods a day! Ha!" So i punched him in the face and got my first and only detention.

In highschool a jock decided to score some "popular" points by pulling out the chair I was sitting on from under me while I was eating. I got laughed at. I tracked him down and demanded my seat back. Got laughed at again. So I pulled the chair he stole from me out under his butt and he landed on the floor and the table laughed at him.

[Dark Lord Cam]

I remember this moment:

Guy: Did you know being ugly is a sin?
Me: Oh, you must be going to hell then.

[unokitsune]

I remember this moment:

Guy: Did you know being ugly is a sin?
Me: Oh, you must be going to hell then.

LOL

[Frost Mage]

I remember when there were these 2 Asian brothers that had just come to the school, and they seemed nice enough. However, while one was really popular, his derelict brother went and jumped the fence of the school, only to waltz back in 5 minutes later. It was like a "Okay, what do I do know?" kind of thing.

[unokitsune]

I had an art teacher in highschool that would smuggle in alchohol in her coffee therm-ace. She would get drunk in class and fall asleep and leave her grade book open and the trouble maker kids would go in and change their grades.

[Dark Lord Cam]

So, while I was acting for the school as Macbeth, we had to to do this scene where he's explaining something to two assassins. My idea was to get totally enraged about part way through the scene and push a table over on its side.

As it turns out, I used too much force and flipped the entire table over upside down. Not only did all of the props go flying off, but a few them hit the audience.

I said nothing and continued on with the scene.

[Frost Mage]

I remember when I ripped this Rasta kid's beanie hat off, and he hated that, so he chased me and started punching me, so I fought back. And of course, there's one of the school counselors. Nice little lunch detention for that.

[Argonanza]

3rd grade. The older kids at the school always got a new 1st-grader to be like a guardian too; teaching them where things are and making them feel at home and stuff.

One day my 1st-grader got pushed down from a fence by a [&@%!]. I beat the crap out of him.

[unokitsune]

We had a substitute teacher for, I think it was English class or something. Her name was Mrs. Paper I think. She came in and started reading out loud from a book. She paid no attention to the class who started makign paper airplanes and tossing them around as well as eating chips and stuff. Then the bell rang and we all left, and she was still talking from the book to an empty class...

[Frost Mage]

I chased some girls around with a slightly sharp piece of purple plastic I found on the ground. Then when the vice-principal came I dropped it under my shoe. Good times. It got sent home that day with my mom, with a note reading "your son was using dangerous weapons in school", or something along those lines. Nice little tape on there holding the weapon onto the paper.

[Dark Lord Cam]

I used to go around scaring this freshman in high school.

I wasn't even actively doing it. I would just be walking down the hall and he would be standing around the corner.

"Hi."
"Aaah!"

[unokitsune]

Because I had no one to talk to in school I would often bother the teachers for conversation. One of those was a grumpy guy in highschool that last I checked still works there. He was more frustrated I didn't do anything wrong because he wanted to write me up a detention or something.

[Dark Lord Cam]

My freshman year of highschool, I got this early reputation for being kind of dumb, because I never said anything, did anything and I didn't do my homework. Then one day I totally did do my homework and typed up an essay and upon reading it, the English teacher started hitting me over the head with the essay and yelling at me for not showing everyone how smart I really was.

[unokitsune]

Wow abuse! In Elementary school we had a field trip to Salters Point Beach ((Now pretty much permantly closed due to storm damage)) and whatever rock you picked up you would find a crab. We saw a really big one that resemebeled a spider and it was taller than me. No one believes me though. Then 2 trouble maker kids one who was my neibor at the time, guy named Austin, He and a friend found an octopus. And where running around torchering it. Then it inked the both of them so they were covered in like a blackish goo. The big crab some other trouble makers threw rocks at it until it ended up chasing them.

[Will Zurmacht]

Senior year of college. Our Chinese language professor, a young Chinese guy teaching abroad in America, realized he had forgotten something in the middle of our final exam. So he left and biked to his apartment to get it.

We sat their for twenty or thirty minutes, finishing the exam, no substitute teach, no nothing. Nobody shared answers or cheated. We were the most laid-back, cool class ever. Out of respect for our laid-back, cool prof.

[Taters]

Senior year of high school in Street Law class, we were at the Plymouth County Correctional Facility on a field trip(this sounds so shady now that I type it out), and, as we were coming out, the walkway had those waist high cement pillars across it, to keep vehicles from driving up. Well, anyway, a friend of mine in the class was watching something else, and walked straight into one of these, with a loud "Oh, f---! My nuts!". Our teacher, who was normally VERY strict on foul language, just smirked and said "Uhh...you ok, Adam?". Needless to say, I was cracking up.

[fisksallad]

A close friend of mine once had the pleasant experience of a fire starting in her classroom when the teacher wasn't there. Luckily, their form teacher (I think it's called) walked by outside, and they yelled "Help! There's a fire in here!"

"Ha ha, very funny", he replied, and kept on walking. His surname is the swedish word for "fire".

Luckily, no-one got harmed in the end

[Musicman247]

I thought this thread was called Funny School Stories. Some of those are darn right nightmarish!

Here's a palate cleanser: Junior year of high school I was standing in front of my locker the day after my girlfriend found out where I was ticklish. She snuck up behind me and poked me in the ticklish spot. I literally jumped up! My feet and legs went sideways so that I was parallel to the ground about 3 feet up. I came crashing to the ground, still laughing.

Yeah, I'm pretty ticklish.

[Argonanza]

in my previous school there was a stuffed eider standing on top of a bookshelf, and one of my classmates was absolutely terrified by it. Needless to say, I took it down and chased her around.