GEEK TEST

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:07 pm

"Read a software/computer language book"
.......... no one saw that, right?

"Have beakers, test tubes or Petri dishes and use them as cups or dishware"
That's just funny.

"Wear vampire teeth, permanently due to cosmetic surgery"
Right....

16.9% = Geekish Tendencies

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:16 pm

You would be surprised on how dumb people could be...

satan_n_stuff · Post by **satan_n_stuff** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:38 pm

When I saw the first quistion about calculator programming I was like, OH F***! I am such a geek, so I didn't score too bad.
At least I didn't defeat every single final fantasy, just FF VIII.
And I only know four decimals of pi.

Zarzius · Post by **Zarzius** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:41 pm

8.08679% for me..

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:00 am

How is being a theatre techy geekish?

Bruffmeister · Post by **Bruffmeister** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:08 pm

I am 6.70611% - Poser

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gdogg79 · Post by **gdogg79** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:40 pm

7%-poser

Scoo · Post by **Scoo** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:07 am

21.49901% -> Geek.

It didn't really cater for photographers/geeks-who-hoard-photographic-equipment-and-the-like. Binoculars & telescopes? Pffft, digiscoping doesn't come close

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:23 pm

Finally got around to doing this.

38.06706% - Major Geek

EDIT: haha I just looked up counting to 31 on one hand that's awesome.

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:39 pm

Not bad. 49.70414%, although the test was unfairly skewed towards band geeks and diehard Trekkies.

"Wear vampire teeth, permanently due to cosmetic surgery"

I actually know a guy who had this done to himself. He works part-time at the bowling alley, and his brother wears nothing but Spiderman t-shirts.

weka · Post by **weka** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:48 pm

DorostheConqueror wrote:...I actually know a guy who had this done to himself. He works part-time at the bowling alley, and his brother wears nothing but Spiderman t-shirts.

Seriously?!! OK, that means at least that I’m not officially the world's Person Most In Need of Getting a Life.

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:04 pm

8 . ....somethng..... can't remember....poser
Cool test,i practially scored the whole 8 percent by roleplaying questions..i didn't know if that included games...so i ticked them anyways

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:08 pm

weka wrote:
DorostheConqueror wrote:...I actually know a guy who had this done to himself. He works part-time at the bowling alley, and his brother wears nothing but Spiderman t-shirts.
Seriously?!! OK, that means at least that I’m not officially the world's Person Most In Need of Getting a Life.

Seriously. He calls himself Jimmy the Vampire, and he never leaves the house without at least four bits of finger armor, three square yards of fishnet, and his ankh medallion. He loves Whitewolf RPGs and plays the anorexic goth/horror movie geek to his brother's morbidly obese superhero/sci-fi movie geek. And they're not even the worst geeks I know!

weka · Post by **weka** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:11 pm

I can suddenly see the appeal of the Army for you now.....

Deandra · Post by **Deandra** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:20 pm

I feel so normal now.

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:23 pm

weka wrote:I can suddenly see the appeal of the Army for you.....

Eh, I know military geeks, too. You know, fatigue jacket, hunts bi-weekly, votes Libertarian, carries four different knives in his pants at all times, has a key ring with twenty different types of bullets strung on it, owns a closet full of vintage firearms and another closet full of swords and axes, finds a way to steer every other conversation towards tanks and Navy SEALS, works various jobs including security guard and professional third-shift warehouse rat shooter, has shelf after shelf devoted to military history books and DVDs on modern combat yet is so fat he can barely fit through his front door etc etc. One of them wants to take me to the shooting range later this week and "pop my cherry" with automatic firearms. Sergeant says I'd be better off going in clean, as I won't have any bad habits and it'll make me easier to train, but we'll see.

Still, at least I'm not hanging out with the skinheads anymore...

weka · Post by **weka** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:32 pm

Well no wonder you needed to come to uesp to find some well-balanced people!!!

How on earth do you manage to find people like that?! I mean, I know that I've inadvertently picked up some v. odd types on the Tube over the yrs, but then that's with all of London's variety to choose from....

Deandra · Post by **Deandra** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:49 pm

My sister got tired of her friends in Georgia, so she moved to the Shetland Islands for a fresh start

It actually did her a world of good

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:41 pm

Deandra wrote:My sister got tired of her friends in Georgia, so she moved to the Shetland Islands for a fresh start

I'm sick of my Georgia friends as well, except I'm moving to South Carolina.

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:44 pm

weka wrote:Well no wonder you needed to come to uesp to find some well-balanced people!!!

How on earth do you manage to find people like that?! I mean, I know that I've inadvertently picked up some v. odd types on the Tube over the yrs, but then that's with all of London's variety to choose from....

No clue. I've picked up everyone from wealthy heiresses to homeless schizophrenics, and this is just IRL (not including folks I've met online). I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that most of my family is pretty upscale but, as a result of my wild and wreckless teenaged years, most of my peers aren't, so I wound up with four or five separate "networking groups" that hit all the various strata of urban New England and kept life from getting boring.

In my defense, though, the skinheads weren't really my choice. My "sexy metal-diva Jewish American Princess" friend was dating the leader of their gang for a few years, which, of course, was sort of odd because she looked like a Puerto Rican and had a mom who'd make Woody Allen look like Goebbels, but eh. They had fun while it lasted?

lowbart · Post by **lowbart** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:51 am

I got 33%.

cody13080 · Post by **cody13080** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:27 pm

that thing is long......

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:54 pm

no kidding...

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:56 pm

Retook the Test and I'm now @ 25.83826% - Total Geek